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Chapter 837 Beat you to death, you sycophant

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    Originally, Lingxu also felt that Li Wuxian could at least live for hundreds or thousands of years, not just for thousands of years. Those mortals don't understand, so why bother?  The old Taoist priest was calm.

    But this time he panicked.

    Lingxu is a very traditional Taoist priest. He has basic skills such as reading qi, telling fortunes, and refining elixirs. When Li Wuxian fell ill, he tried to calculate his guilt. As a result, he broke out in a cold sweat and found that he could not calculate his majesty's future existence at all.  !

    It seems different from death, but this is equal to death Lingxu is a secular national master, not a spiritual practitioner. Everything in his Qianlong Temple is based on the powerful Dali. If Li Wuxian is gone, this Dali  It fell apart in an instant, how could he still play with a ball?

    Even if this disease can be cured, the spiritual deficiency has also been extended to other things, such as whether he will be assassinated It seems that those ministers can see clearly that no matter how long you can live, leaving a seed will always make people  assured.

    So he, who is usually His Majesty's licking dog, wore a pair of trousers with the courtiers this time, and had to find a way to let His Majesty keep a heir.

    However, the difference between Lingxu and others is that others bravely risk His Majesty's wrath to dissuade him for the sake of national affairs, but he knows that he may not offend His Majesty this time Someone fell from the sky yesterday, and Lingxu knew  of.

    ???????????????????? Maybe I was forced to do it, and it fell into someone¡¯s hands, hee hee.

    The old Taoist priest said comfortably to the disciple next to him: "Go and get that compass for measuring one's skill. If you become a teacher for a while, you will definitely be admitted to the palace. That thing is useful."

    The disciple was puzzled: "That kind of compass is not practical at all. Who can't feel the strength of cultivation? If it is well hidden, we can't feel it, and the compass can't feel it either. Just test two people who look similar."  Who has a higher level of cultivation?"

    "Nonsense, otherwise why would it be thrown into the warehouse and become ashes? Just go and get it if you are told." Lingxu glared: "We won't tell you, mortals know what the compass is for? After teaching you for so long, you know how to practice  , how to mix in mortal society, watch it carefully and learn it well!"

    Before he finished speaking, an announcement came from outside: "Master of the temple, Your Majesty announces the audience of the master of the temple."

    "Sure enough." Lingxu stroked his beard and smiled: "Don't go get it yet!"

    In the palace over there, Tang Shangshu was earnestly persuading Li Wuxian: "If Your Majesty is interested, we can immediately go and look for it. Whether it is literary skills, martial arts, handsome appearance, or playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting, whatever your Majesty wants, these 600 million  There is always something to satisfy in China, it is up to Your Majesty to choose"

    Li Wuxian rolled his eyelids and looked at the ceiling: "I am sick. Do you want to make me more angry and sicker?"

    Tang Shangshu paused: "I really didn't mean this, I just wanted to bring happiness to His Majesty"

    "I have a plan," Gu Shizhong said.

    "explain."

    "We can publish the results and let the world's heroes take the exam, and His Majesty will watch from above. Even if you don't pick anyone, watching a play can be regarded as resting and recuperating"

    "Pfft" Qin Yi finally laughed out loud.

    You two are the prime ministers, and you have caused more embarrassment than the matchmakers in the countryside

    The two prime ministers glanced at Qin Yi. They also knew that he was funny, but there was nothing they could do about it.  Recommended candidates will be scolded, and may even harm the young man; it is useless to say the truth tens of thousands of times, and it cannot be forced to take advantage of the illness. I would rather turn into an old aunt to take advantage of this happy excuse.  Things are given.

    They really don¡¯t believe that in this huge country of China, not a single man can fall into His Majesty¡¯s eyes.

    "But what is this? Your Majesty is not annoyed by this man laughing casually while the king and prime minister are discussing matters?"

    Eh By the way, His Majesty's attitude is a bit strange this time. He doesn't get angry as quickly as before. He seems to want everyone to say more.

    Isn¡¯t this a bit

    "Which one of these is not a human spirit? Just in terms of the level of observing words and expressions and trying to figure out what is going on, that is even better than Taiqing."  Liusu didn't even understand the meaning of this, so Tang Shangshu suddenly changed his tone: "For the sake of His Majesty's happiness and the plan for the country's heir, even if Your Majesty wants to punish me, I will do it too! I'll wait.  Now go and post the list, and then I will come and apologize to Your Majesty!"

    After saying that, he turned around and left.

    Damn it, do you want to do this?  Qin Yi couldn't help it anymore: "Wait a minute! Are you going to go out and cook rice and kidnap His Majesty like this?"

    Tang Shangshu stole a glance at Qin Yi and said with a straight face: "I have told you the truth. I will apologize with my head!"

    Qin Yi was anxious. They were really going to let him out. Wuxian was really tied to a fire stand. What was the use of cutting him down?  Such a thing as asking for a bride, the world publishes the list, but later refuses to admit that it is a lie. This kind of frivolous joke can make the people of the world laugh for ten thousand years. How can Li Wuxian, a yellow-flowered girl, stand it?

    You have to pinch your nose to really recruit one, and which of the nine tribes you want to kill is a matter of hindsight.

    ????????????? But is Wuxian just sick and confused, so he¡¯s not saying anything at this time?  Shouldn't he have given an order and a group of guards outside would have blocked the stinking minister and held him down?  Why is there no movement?

    Qin Yi finally couldn't help but stand up for his apprentice: "How much is your head worth? Can you afford to pay for the joke?"

    Li Wuxian¡¯s eyes suddenly became a little bright, hiding the meaning that he couldn¡¯t see clearly.

    "What does it mean to make a joke?" Tang Shangshu said confidently: "The male is getting married, the female is getting married. Your Majesty is already nineteen, and he is already twenty-one"

    Li Wuxian finally interjected: "I am only one year old, not that much"

    Qin Yi: "?"

    Is this what you are paying attention to?  Are you stupid?

    Tang Shangshu apologized repeatedly: "I am confused. Well, your majesty is already twenty. If it were an ordinary woman, the child would be three or four years old at this time! Not to mention that the country cannot be without an heir for a day, which is far more important than ordinary women? Such recruitment is only natural and justified.  , How can you laugh at this! You sycophants blindly cater to your superiors without caring about the country. I I will beat you to death, sycophants!"

    The old minister grabbed a lampstand and was about to hit Qin Yi.

    "Hey, hey, hey"

    Qin Yi ran around the table in the middle of the palace. Liusu smiled so much that he almost rolled off Qin Yi's shoulders. The loyal guard Yu Shang covered his mouth and laughed, showing no intention of helping her husband to block it.

    Amidst the commotion, the eunuch outside the house said weakly: "The Imperial Master Lingxu has arrived."

    Li Wuxian smiled and said, "Xuan."

    Lingxu entered and hurriedly stepped forward to grab Tang Shangshu who was chasing Qin Yi: "Hey, why are you beating someone here, your dignified minister?"

    Tang Shangshu put down the lampstand angrily: "I want to advertise for your majesty to recruit a son-in-law. This is the foundation of this country. This sycophant says he can make a joke. Is this a joke?"

    Lingxu secretly said that you are really into the show, I admire you.

    He secretly glanced at Li Wuxian¡¯s sparkling appearance, and suddenly smiled: ¡°Publishing a list to recruit a son-in-law will indeed make people laugh. People are talking about it and making up all kinds of jokes. Who can bear it?¡±

    Tang Shangshu said angrily: "The imperial master also has the intention of being a treacherous and sycophantic person!"

    Lingxu smiled and said, "I am a cultivator of immortality, and I have my own clever plans."

    After watching the play for a long time, Gu Shizhong felt that he still needed to learn more from Tang Shangshu, and finally said: "What is the master's clever plan?"

    Lingxu took out a compass and said with a smile: "This is a marriage disk. Pindao has entered your majesty's birth date. As long as you recite the incantation, the pointer will find your destined good match on its own. You can use this disk to search for it secretly. There is no need to reveal it publicly.  It was announced. I wonder what your majestydoes it mean?"

    Li Wuxian hesitated for a moment: "Is it credible? You won't point randomly?"

    Lingxu patted his chest and pledged: "Pindao will guarantee it with his head!"

    The Minister of the Tang Dynasty said: "If this is the case, it is the best of both worlds."

    The most important thing is that His Majesty himself seems to have given in and agreed to recruit a son-in-law. Whether the plan is overt or covert is a trivial matter.  Even this pointer, no matter who it pointed at, actually the two prime ministers no longer cared about it at this time.

    Gu Shizhong said: "Master, why don't you cast a spell and let everyone see how it moves?"

    Lingxu made a secret and pointed at the compass.  Sure enough, the pointer started to move.

    Both prime ministers and ministers leaned their heads and watched helplessly as the pointer on the compass slowly stabilized and pointed to

    Qin Yi¡¯s shoulders.

    That¡¯s a tassel.

    Of course, mortals cannot see the existence of tassels, otherwise they would have made a fuss.  The pointer they saw pointed to, of course, Qin Yi.  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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