Yi Xiaohai couldn¡¯t help but laugh when he thought of Xue Peng¡¯s hands on the table with his butt half pouted: ¡°Don¡¯t insult the word graceful, okay? It¡¯s so irritating to his eyes¡±
"The word Lao Liu is used accurately. Being educated is different"
Xue Peng wisely kept silent. No matter who he quarreled with, he couldn't quarrel with Yi Xiaohai. He had seen Yi Xiaohai's venomous mouth before, and he was recognized as the number one person in the dormitory.
"What are you talking about that makes you so happy?"
Zi Muyu¡¯s appearance surprised everyone. Except for the time when they helped Zi Muyu, they basically didn¡¯t speak much.
Yesterday, she got eight days' salary from Zhao Yu, a total of 300 yuan. The amount was beyond Zi Muyu's expectation. Yi Xiaohai helped her out last time, and then everyone else in dormitory 506 also helped. She thought Invite the people in the dormitory to a meal to express your gratitude.
Zi Muyu explained the purpose of his visit, but everyone looked at Yi Xiaohai without saying a word.
"It's normal for classmates to help each other, so don't go to such trouble"
Yi Xiaohai knew that Zi Muyu¡¯s family conditions were not good, and inviting them to a meal would be a huge expense for her, so she declined politely.
Zi Muyu seemed to have thought that Yi Xiaohai would refuse. She smiled slightly and said, "I invited six people, and you alone don't count."
Zi Muyu's words really had an effect. Jiang Lei, a loyal fan of Zi Muyu, was very excited when she came. When he heard the invitation to dinner, he had long wanted to agree, but because everyone was looking at Yi Xiaohai, he couldn't So he jumped out. Now that Zi Muyu said this, he immediately stood up and said: "I'll go, I'll go"
Being so disturbed by Jiang Lei, Yi Xiaohai couldn't refuse anymore
After Zi Muyu left, Xue Peng hugged Jiang Lei with a smile: "What, you can't hold it anymore? Are you going to extend your claws to the unsuspecting female compatriots?"
Jiang Lei said unhappily: "I'm just appreciating it, it's not as nasty as you."
Yi Xiaohai helped: "Second brother, you are wrong. You are only allowed to set fires by state officials, and the people are not allowed to light lamps! Fifth brother has the courage to express his hunger and thirst. Now you don't even have the courage to talk to Lin Qingqing. How dare you say that?" other people!"
Jiang Lei got the support of Yi Xiaohai, the most vicious mouth of 506. He looked at Xue Peng with some pride, who was unable to resist, but the more he listened, the more he felt something was wrong: "Sixth, what does it mean to be hungry!"
"Lao Liu, you still have the nerve to talk about me and Lao Wu. Lao Wu and I have the courage to express our admiration. As for you, using the word you said, it's that's right, Mensao!"
Xue Peng made full use of his ability to adapt to the wind and immediately stood on Jiang Lei's side to fight against the big devil Yi Xiaohai.
"You don't know me at all. Think about how many innocent girls fell under my pomegranate skirt. I was walking among thousands of flowers, and not a single leaf touched my body. If I hadn't been dedicated to studying, my child would have been a year old. On the bed."
??Yi Xiaohai started running trains with his mouth full. Everyone had seen this for a long time and was not surprised.
Xue Peng knew that he could not defeat Yi Xiaohai: "You are the only one who knows how to blow, can you be useful at all?"
Yi Xiaohai said disdainfully: "Finding a girlfriend is a lifelong event. We must look at the big picture"
"How do you think about the big picture?"
"Let's first go from Liaoshen to Pingjin, and then go straight to Huaihai"
The boss, Ge Hua, couldn't stand it anymore: "I have to admire the sixth brother. You said you were picking up girls, it was like having a military meeting"
Yi Xiaohai felt a little lonely: "Hey, you said that I have been in the dormitory for so long, why can't I feel a little collective warmth"
Ge Hua: ""
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Zimuyu invited Yi Xiaohai and the others to cook in the campus on the third floor of Canteen No. 3. There are some private rooms here. The dishes are also home-cooked dishes. The price is not very expensive. For a dinner, 7 people only ate 50 yuan in total. Also thanks to Yi Xiaohai.
Yi Xiaohai knew Xue Peng, Jiang Lei and others very well. When it came to eating, it was really confusing. He had to remind them that it was not easy for Zi Muyu to make money, so don't waste it carelessly. Xue Peng, Jiang Lei and others did restrain themselves a lot at dinner.
After dinner, after separating from Zi Muyu, Xue Peng patted his belly: "Hey, I'm not full"
"Okay, don't act anymore, I promised you, let's go"
"Lao Liu is treating me to a treat, everyone is in luck" Xue Peng smiled happily, completely unable to see the depression of not having enough to eat.
Zi Muyu invited him to dinner. Yi Xiaohai asked Xue Peng to restrain himself and invited him to the canteen in the evening. As soon as Zi Muyu left, he deliberately reminded Yi Xiaohai that he was not full.
Xue Peng didn¡¯t go to the canteen to buy food.?Instead, I bought crispy noodles in order to collect all 108 generals of the Water Margin card.
Those born in the 1980s and 1990s must have had this experience. Buying a bag of crispy noodles is not for the noodles, but for the cards inside. Yi Xiaohai remembers collecting them when he was a child. At that time, he would go there whenever he had pocket money. I bought it, but I never collected it all.
Sure enough, Xue Peng didn¡¯t look at anything as soon as he entered the canteen and went straight to the crispy noodles.
The eldest brother, Ge Hua, had a headache when he saw Xue Peng going to move the noodles: "Xue Laoer, you can't buy them after eating!" There were piles of dry noodles bought by Xue Peng in front of his bed, and they smelled like noodles when he slept. .
¡°Boss, you can throw away the ones in the dormitory, they are no longer edible¡± Jiang Lei told Ge Hua while choosing snacks.
"expired?"
"What's the expiration date? In order to gather 108 heroes, my second brother took apart all the noodles. It's been a few days, how can I still eat"
Ge Hua: "I asked you why it smells so strong, and I tore it all apart for you!!!"
Xue Peng carried two boxes by himself and said proudly: "How can I collect all my Water Margin cards if I don't dismantle them all? All I need now is Hua Rong, Chai Jin, and Zhu Tong"
Yi Xiaohai had done the same thing as Xue Peng before. During the Chinese New Year, he had a lot of New Year's money, so he went to a small shop and bought a whole box, opened it all, and didn't even eat the noodles, just for the card inside. He vaguely remembered When I opened a box full of duplicate cards, I was so angry that my little hands were shaking
"I have been collecting cards since I was 8 years old, but I have never seen what Zhu Dian looks like" Yi Xiaohai reminded Xue Peng to prevent him from going crazy in the end.
"You can't blame society for your memorization. Let me tell you what it means to be unlucky"
Xue Peng is full of confidence, and Yi Xiaohai will not argue with him. After a while, he will know how difficult it will be to collect all 108! !
After returning to the dormitory, Xue Peng opened a box with great interest, and then opened the packages one by one and took out all the cards inside. Just like Yi Xiaohai said, all the cards he already had, Xue Peng Peng was a little distrustful and wanted to open the second box.
"Second brother, the dormitory is so stuffy and I am restless. This way I will have better luck. I will open it when I feel better one day" Yi Xiaohai stopped Xue Peng from being irrational. He was really worried that the second box would not be opened as expected. Peng impulsively bought two more boxes.
Seeing that Xue Peng was still going on, the boss, Ge Hua, thought of the sour taste of the crispy noodles. He quickly followed Yi Xiaohai's words: "The sixth brother is right, the dormitory is really stuffy, why not go to the rooftop to enjoy the cool"