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"Don't be sad! I was wrong. I shouldn't have asked you about Wuhun?" Wu Sansi apologized.
Facing a pair of charming eyes that are ready to shed a few tears at any time, Wu Sansi can only feel a headache. Who knows that dealing with girls is his biggest weakness.
"How about I tell you a joke?"
Hearing what Wu Sansi said, Dai Qiqi stopped sighing and instantly became expectant.
Sure enough, it worked. Seeing Dai Qiqi's look, Wu Sansi knew that this method was probably effective, and he was looking for all kinds of very funny jokes in his mind.
"Yes, you are better! A mosquito and a cockroach peeked at a girl taking a bath. The mosquito boasted: I bit her twice on the chest ten years ago, and now it is so swollen. The cockroach said: What¡¯s the big deal? Ten years ago I cut her under the knife, and now she bleeds once a month!¡±
¡°Puff puff puff puff puff puff¡¡±
As soon as Wu Sansi finished speaking, the maids around Dai Qiqi burst into laughter, and some even covered their stomachs while laughing, apparently laughing until their stomachs hurt.
Dai Qiqi, on the other hand, had a confused look on her face. She looked at her breasts, which had not yet grown, and then at her trouser legs.
Is this joke funny? Why are everyone else laughing like this? Why can't I understand at all? Dai Qiqi felt so stupid that she couldn't even understand a joke.
Wu Sansi saw Dai Qiqi looking at her breasts and her legs, and suddenly remembered that Dai Qiqi was only nine years old, so how could she understand these dirty jokes? She was not born in the 2000s and was so naive. Evil, pure and kind.
Although Dai Qiqi is no longer worried about her martial arts spirit, she is a little disappointed that she couldn't make her laugh with this joke. It seems that she has to tell some jokes that she can understand.
"One more thing. Once upon a time, there was a polar bear in the far north who stayed alone on the ice in a daze. When he was bored, he started to pull out his own hair, one hair, two hairs, three hairs. In the end, there was no hair left, and then he It¡¯s freezing cold.¡±
After Wu Sansi finished speaking, the whole place fell silent. Although this is a cold joke, you should at least give some reaction! I'm so embarrassed to say this.
"Pfft, pfft, hahaha"
First, he pursed his lips to hold back a little laughter that he accidentally revealed, and then he laughed completely, completely, completely, and Wu Sansi could see tears from the laughter in the corners of Dai Qiqi's eyes.
Does this count as making you cry?
The maids around them had no idea what Wu Sansi said was so funny, just like Dai Qiqi couldn't figure out why they were laughing, but it was enough that the princess found it funny anyway.
¡° Then Wu Sansi told several jokes one after another. Some of the themes were copied as they were without any barriers, while others needed to be slightly modified using Douluo Dalu¡¯s favors so that they would not appear out of place.
I don¡¯t know how long it took, but the maid who was leading the way for Wu Sansi, who had been standing far away, walked up to him and reminded him that he was going to have lunch with His Majesty the Emperor.
In fact, she had long wanted to come over and remind Wu Sansi, but seeing him chatting so happily with Her Royal Highness, her secret mission was completed, but it was almost lunch time, and it was time to lead these two to the restaurant. .
Wu Sansi didn¡¯t eat much in the morning because of the two girls¡¯ temper. Besides, he had been chatting with Dai Qiqi for a long time, so he was really hungry now. He immediately agreed to the maid¡¯s suggestion and went to the restaurant for dinner.
"Qiqi, come with me!" Wu Sansi invited.
Dai Qiqi only hesitated for a moment before agreeing, standing up and saying hello.
Her gentle words shocked the maids who served her, and they looked at each other in confusion. Ever since Princess Dai Qiqi learned that her martial spirit was a useless martial spirit, she had never eaten in a restaurant again. Eating alone is heartbreaking.
However, how could this young man, who had only met once, invite Princess Dai Qiqi to a restaurant for dinner?
Although they were puzzled, they were happy from the bottom of their hearts when they saw this beautiful and lovely princess opening her heart and turning back into her original innocent and lively self. Their eyes couldn't help but soften when they looked at Wu Sansi. point.
Wu Sansi and Dai Qiqi walked in front, talking and laughing all the way, while the maids followed them silently, trying not to disturb this lovely pair.
?????????????? If Wu Sansi¡¯s good behavior towards Dai Qiqi is because he has a crush on her, then that¡¯s really true.He guessed wrong. When he first met Dai Qiqi, Wu Sansi regarded her as the former Meier.
When he thought of the lively, funny, naughty, and ultimately very kind-hearted Mei'er outside the gate of Shrek Academy when he first came to Douluo Continent, Wu Sansi fell in love with her. Of course, this kind of love was not between a man and a woman. Like, but the relationship between brother and sister.
At that time, Meier was also a little chubby and very cute. Even though Wu Sansi was young, at that time, he really regarded Meier as a younger sister.
But after Wu Sansi integrated into their family, Meier suddenly felt that she was older than Wu Sansi and that she should take care of Wu Sansi instead of him taking care of herself, so she gradually began to restrain her temper and tried her best to look like a sister. .
Although Wu Sansi loved to see Meier's growth, he also lost the feeling of being an older brother because of it. After all, Mei'er is indeed older than herself, so what if her soul is that of a loser in her twenties? It's not like he was dragged down by this body.
Although there is a saying that is good, only gold is valuable in the world, and God does not ask God to buy young people. But being too young has its drawbacks
Isn¡¯t the Dai Qiqi I see now the same Meier she was back then! Ignorant and innocent, although she is sad for her martial soul, she is still young, which is just the right time for Wu Sansi to experience the feeling of being a brother again!
The two kept talking all the way, but Wu Sansi said more. Dai Qiqi listened and returned to the restaurant without knowing it.
When the waiter opened the door, Wu Sansi found that everyone had returned and he was the only one left.
Apologizing, I prepared to lead Dai Qiqi to sit down first, but Dai Qiqi was also a princess of the same country, how could she be so rude!
Dai Qiqi saluted everyone and was about to introduce herself, but she didn't expect Dai Zhenbang to speak for her first.
"Let me introduce to you, this is the daughter of my second brother Dai Zhenhong, and my niece Dai Qiqi. Just follow Sansi and sit down wherever you want."
Dai Zhenbang was very surprised when he saw Wu Sansi leading Dai Qiqi into the restaurant. After all, he knew very well about Dai Qiqi's martial spirit. Although he knew about it, he had nothing to do. The result of the mutation of the martial spirit was irreversible.
At first, he asked Wu Sansi to be taken to Dai Qiqi, just to let the two little guys get in touch first, and maybe they would fall in love with her. But what he never expected was that she had just met Wu Sansi for the first time. You can follow him to a restaurant that you haven't been to in the past few years.
Maybe, they really have a chance!
Dai Zhenbang naturally welcomed this, and even Song Tiancheng couldn't help but take a closer look at this little guy. He looked good and his status was worthy of being in the martial arts. Think twice, you can wait and see. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com