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After lunch, the cats took a nap together.
In the hot summer, the air conditioner works tirelessly to blow out the cool breeze. The cats who finished practicing immortality last night studied hard in the morning and slept soundly at noon.
Nine cats of different colors are each slumped into a cat cake, curled up, and sleeping in various strange postures. Si Qingyan was satisfied with the reading. Although you can't pet the cat at this time, you can still suck it after a few glances.
Just as they were sleeping soundly, the wake-up bell rang.
As the only senior member of the college, Si Qingyan can set any ringtone. In order to give cats the courage to face study and life in the afternoon, today¡¯s wake-up bell is courage. Any nice ringtone becomes terrifying when amplified in decibels. Even at a normal volume, for cats with sensitive hearing, it is no less than bombarding their ears.
The cats were twitching on the bed, opening their eyes, twisting, or rubbing their eyes.
In the summer afternoon, you should turn on the air conditioner and sleep until you wake up naturally.
Isn¡¯t there a two-hour lunch break? Why did two hours go by so fast! ! !
The curtains were cruelly opened by Si Qingyan.
The sun is so hot outside that it burns your eyes just by looking at it.
The ruler that the three cultural cats used to teach He Yu last time was held in Si Qingyan's hand. This thing is quite handy, it makes a snapping sound when hit in the hand. Of course, Si Qingyan hit his own hand.
The most important function of nuclear weapons is deterrence, and the same is true for rulers.
"There are still twenty minutes of rest time. Students who are late will be given a small red flower."
"Where are the little red flowers?" asked General Mo, who had been silent for a long time and was not very active in class.
"Then it becomes a debt situation." Si Qingyan smiled kindly.
Soon, the cats began to solve their physiological problems. After going to the toilet, they would wipe their buttocks, and their flesh pads would become pink and tender again after being wiped on a wet towel.
After that, we have to gather around the cat water fountain and meow meow to drink water.
Even though she can speak human language, she still speaks cat language occasionally.
Si Qingyan¡¯s face was expressionless, but his eyes often wandered to the cat.
Before the school bell rang, the cats were sitting in their respective seats.
Nan Qiao couldn't help but yawned.
Last night, I thought about having to go to class and not being able to play with my phone freely, so I played for a while longer.
I¡¯m really sleepy now. The whole cat is so sleepy that it can¡¯t even stand still.
??Yawns sounded one after another.
Cats yawn, pose enchantingly, raise their buttocks, and sink their waists. Their bodies are full of fluids, and any posture is acceptable. You don't have classes, so you can stretch your body as much as you want.
Of course Si Qingyan would not stop him, and he even wanted to take a video.
It¡¯s so cool to gather a crowd to suck cats No, it¡¯s to gather cats together and suck them, it¡¯s so cool!
"Cultivation or exercise first? Raise your hands to vote."
Soon, the cats raised their paws to express that they wanted to practice first. Everyone¡¯s opinions are unanimous!
¡°Today, let¡¯s learn about the meridians and structure of cats. In the future, I will also talk about some common diseases and their solutions. Of course, there are also methods for sterilization surgery.¡±
It is obviously a melting hot summer, but the cats feel a little cold.
"I believe you have also experienced the pain of estrus, but we can control and forcibly suppress this pain, but other ordinary little wild cats cannot. Although sterilization is not the most perfect method and is very inhumane to cats, this is the current state of affairs. The best way. The fewer kittens you have, the fewer kittens will die from various accidents after birth."
¡°When you have time, you can also catch some cats and help them neuter them.¡±
Si Qingyan smiled very gently, and the cats seemed to see black flames coming out of his back, devil horns sprouting from his head, and the devil's tail dangling behind him, making the cats' hair stand on end.
"Thisthis is too scary."
Nan Qiao never thought that he would do such a thing in the future.
"I can also spend more time to prepare a sterilization drug. That will happen in the future. It will not hurt you to learn more now."
Si Qingyan clasped her hands together and pulled them apart. A fat orange cat appeared inside, very similar to Nan Qiao.
¡°You¡¯re not going to try sterilization on me, are you?¡±
"Look, this is not Nan Qiao."
Si Qingyan let the shadow float in the air and motioned for everyone to look at its tail. This cat's tail is pure white in color, which is indeed different from Nan Qiao.
Nan Qiao¡¯s beard was curled up and up. He wanted to say something, but was unable to complain.
"Today I just studyHow fast time flies.
Si Qingyan leisurely took out her mobile phone, drew the card, and instantly displayed SSR.
He finally resisted the urge to send the screenshot to General Mo.
Indeed, he is a good man.
"Time's up. Cat with a little red flower, hand over your phone."
Si Qingyan started knocking on the door of the boys¡¯ dormitory.
Only General Mo has the fewest little red flowers.
The door has been locked, and the cat inside seems to be struggling desperately.
"Is the lock broken? I'll fix it."
"No, no, no need. I'll open the door right away."
After a minute or two, General Mo opened the door and handed over his cell phone dejectedly.
He seemed to have lost all hope, and the cat had aged ten years.
Fortunately, he had a fulfilling day during the day. He lay on the bed and decided to sleep.
But the sound of Nan Qiao playing games kept him awake.
"Nan Qiao, wear headphones."
"Okay." Nan Qiao followed suit, put on the Bluetooth headset, and turned off the light.
"Number one scholar, prime minister, censor, is it okay to turn off the lights?" Nan Qiao asked.
"No, let's watch it in night mode to save some power." The champion, prime minister, and censor all thought it was OK.
The lights in the dormitory are turned off, but the light from playing with the mobile phone is more obvious.
General Mo closed his eyes and rested his mind, trying hard to count sheep and fall asleep.
I didn¡¯t fall asleep for a long time. When he opened his eyes again, the four cats were still playing with their mobile phones.
General Mo felt sour.
He covered his head in the quilt and started counting his mobile phones this time, one mobile phone, two mobile phones, three mobile phones
Counting two thousand mobile phones, I still didn¡¯t fall asleep.
Si Qingyan came in again, and Shi Shiran took away the mobile phones of the three cultural cats.
Nan Qiao has the last half hour left.
Si Qingyan asked him if he wanted to save it for tomorrow, but Nan Qiao said that he just wanted to spend all the little red flowers!
Now the number of sleepless cats in the boys¡¯ dormitory has increased from one to four, and only Nan Qiao is still addicted to games.
General Mo didn¡¯t make a sound, and neither did the other cats. Qiqi waited for Nan Qiao's time to run out.
After only two games, Nan Qiao¡¯s mobile phone was also taken away.
The five cats chatted for a few words and soon fell asleep.
Sometimes I play on my phone not because I can¡¯t sleep. It's because I'm playing on my phone that I can't sleep.
The cats in the girls¡¯ dormitory go to bed earlier, perhaps because they are not addicted to things that require special investment. In fact, it is also changing in this direction.
When Si Qingyan took away Toffee Cat¡¯s mobile phone, she heard the shy cat shouting in a low voice:
"Longlong, mother loves you!"
Of course Si Qingyan knew she was not calling him. With this familiar tone, it seems that Toffee Cat has turned into a star-struck girl. A future that cannot be separated from mobile phones is not too far away.
As the night fell, all nine cats¡¯ mobile phones were taken back. Si Qingyan charged them one by one before going to check the wards.
The cats slept soundly after a tiring day.
Si Qingyan slightly raised the temperature of the air conditioner to ensure that they would not feel too hot before returning to their room.
He can¡¯t stay in this world forever and protect these cats until they grow old. Now we can only teach more things and use cramming methods to help cats quickly learn to gain a foothold and integrate into human society.
There is still a lot to teach, and now is not the time to be sentimental. Si Qingyan recalled the feeling of the cats and finally showed a satisfied smile.
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Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or gave me the nutrient solution~
Thank you to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
1 bottle of Lilan Yuanzhi;
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