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After the death of Tang Dong¡¯s mother and son, Tang Hongfu, as a father and husband, still tirelessly smashed the steel pipe down until the two corpses were bloody and bloody. He did not forget to murmur:
"You little beast who doesn't understand filial piety, I have made money to support you until you are so old, but I don't give you medicine when you are sick! And this bitch, I am a genius, who are you, you want to steal my medicine ¡Damn it, damn it!¡±
After a long time, Tang Hongfu let out a long sigh of relief, happily threw down the steel pipe covered with pieces of flesh and blood, and sat in the corner, laughing.
¡¾Hello, host, this is the apocalyptic planting system. ¡¿
Suddenly, a cold electronic sound sounded in Tang Hongfu's consciousness, making this middle-aged man with little experience think that his murder had been discovered. He quickly picked up the steel pipe and waved it twice in the air with a ferocious face.
"Who! Get out of here!"
¡¾Host, this is the apocalyptic planting system. You can think of it as a smart computer that helps you survive the apocalypse. Since the original host Tang Dong is dead, you are now selected as the new host. ¡¿
¡¾Please ask the new host to continue completing the planting task (1): plant and harvest crops. The host inherits the original host's item: a mutated potato seed. Please plant it on the snow, it will grow rapidly within a week, and the rhizomes produced are rich in nutritional value. ¡¿
¡¾Host, the cold medicine you redeemed was redeemed by the original host¡¯s overdraft credit. Since the original host is dead and has now absorbed its soul into system energy, in order to provide the host with a better experience, the credit issue of the new host will remain unchanged, so there is no need to worry. ¡¿
The system has made it so clear, and now Tang Hongfu also understands: "You mean, my son changed that medicine, can I still change it for this life-saving medicine in the future?"
¡¾Host, this is okay. However, this kind of cold medicine is the lowest level, only worth ten kilograms of potatoes. Of course, the potatoes must be special mutants provided by the system. ¡¿
"Since you can heal me, can you revive my son?"
¡¾Please host understand that there is no perfect method of resurrection in this world. Host, please don't be too sad. The system can provide you with medicines to restore youthful vitality and strengthen your body. Since this is your first time to redeem this item, you will enjoy a 50% discount. Of course, for now, the host is still asked to plant the mutated potato seeds and plant them again after harvesting. After a few turns, there is no need to worry about the lack of assets. ¡¿
In the end of the world, what can be called an asset? Of course food, water and strength!
¡ª¡ªYou can still have a son in the future. As long as you live, the bloodline of the Old Tang family will not be cut off! Since the dead son is useless, the dead wife is just a shrew, not as well-educated as the girls in the big cities. When he regains his youth, what little girl will not be attracted to him? As long as there is food, he can have countless women and children!
Tang Hongfu has woken up from the mania caused by cold medicine, but he has also fallen into another level of madness.
"Haha~ I appreciate a trash person like you."
The soft female voice was like a woman's green fingers, flicking a string in Tang Hongfu's heart.
He suddenly turned around and saw a woman in a white dress who was more beautiful than the female stars on TV standing behind him. She was looking at him with a smile, which made him forget about the sky. Gao Haiyuan.
"Fairy, fairy daughter"
The middle-aged man racked his brains and could only come up with this adjective, and he spoke tremblingly.
"My name is Tan Lan. I really appreciate what you did just now."
After the other party approached, Tang Hongfu discovered that this woman was radiant with beauty, but her face was pale, as if she had just recovered from a serious illness, with a pitiful charm.
¡ª¡ªSuch a peerless beauty, if I could have sex with her, I would really die under the peonies, and I would be so romantic even if I were a ghost!
But before Tang Hongfu had time to think, Tan Lan's smile deepened, and he felt a jack pressing down on his shoulders. Unexpectedly, he knelt down heavily with a "bang" sound. on the ground.
"Although I admire you very much, if you think nothing of me, I will have no choice but to cut you into pieces of course while you are still alive."
"Yes, yesplease ask the female fairy to let the villain go. The villain will not do it again!"
Tang Hongfu couldn't stand up at all. If he still dared to make up his mind under such circumstances, he would really live long.
&nbsCould it be that the young man who was alone in his empty boudoir felt empty, lonely and cold, and wanted to find some young ladies to come over to warm him up? Let¡¯s talk about little brother okay, we don¡¯t mind. "
"I won't do that. The teacher told us that unless we are future marriage partners, we can't do adult things at will!" Tang Qianmo replied seriously.
Zhen Ping pretended to be confused: "Huh? What is an adult's business? Why don't I know?"
"It's, um in short, it's the contact with reproductive equipment, not future marriage equipment!" Tang Qianmo really struggled with this kind of problem, and felt ashamed to talk about it. He even referred to "marriage partner" as " Wedding equipment" were not noticed.
"So if you choose one of us to be your future marriage partner, who are you going to choose?" Zhen Ping said, "You can't choose more than one or none, otherwise you will be a scumbag and hate us." two."
Even though Zhen Ping kept using a joking tone, Tang Qianmo was very seriously entangled.
I struggled over and over again, and finally said, "I'd better choose Brother Ah Huai. After all, if we want to live together in the future, it's more convenient for a man."
Zhen Ping bumped Huai Zhiheng¡¯s arm with her elbow, her smile narrowed, and she asked an even more horrifying question:
"Qian Mo, have you ever rushed with your hands?"
Tang Qianmo shook his head: "I know what this means. It's just a way of charging money to play computer games, right? I don't play games, and I didn't have much interest in it before."
Huai Zhiheng understood immediately. He glanced at Zhen Ping with an indescribable look, then put his hand to his mouth and pretended to cough twice.
"Ahem."
"That's not what I meant when I said hand rushing, I meant" Zhen Ping actually stretched out her right hand, then held it into a ring and started to move it up and down.
She was obviously a single older woman who had not had a partner in thousands of years, but for some reason she was very skillful in her movements. Huaizhiheng lost the ability to speak in an instant.
However, Tang Qianmo had received zero sex education. He had no choice but to stop reading after finishing junior high school. In addition to talking about the process of combining sperm and egg to form a fertilized egg, the science teacher in junior high school also laughed at the whole class. , sighing, and stopped talking.
At the same time, this is also the most extensive sex education situation in China. Students often learn about sex knowledge from novels, animations, movies and other works.
"Hehehe~ You are the real adult if you do such a thing! Come on, my sister can discuss the adult world with you based on theory!"
Tang Qianmo:! ?
Zhen Ping looked at the other party's boyish expression, and her eyes suddenly lit up, and bad intentions popped up like raindrops: Yes! That¡¯s right! That's the reaction! This is what her little puppy looks like!
¡°Tick tock.¡±
Wait, "evil intentions pop up like raindrops" is just a metaphor! Why is there real rain coming out? !¡ª¡ª
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