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Elizabeth¡¯s words ¡°I am a male computer¡± made everyone fall into deep reflection: Do computers also have genders? So are their computers male or female?
As a truly straight man who could not be more upright, Lin Fei's inner shock could no longer be described in words, and his thoughts were extremely confusing: people and computers, and then computers charge people? The stab/knife and the chrysanthemumno, the USB cable and the chrysanthemum? That¡¯s not right either. What on earth is going on? ! Wang Biao's chrysanthemum and Elizabeth's hang?
Lin Fei¡¯s heart kept flashing with the words ¡°hang¡± and ¡°daisy¡±, wondering which part of the computer Elizabeth¡¯s dick was from! Is the exhaust fan a respiratory system? Is the cpu the head? Ahhh, how can the human body and the computer be equated!
Seeing clearly the doubts that several people had about life, Elizabeth patiently explained: "Isn't this just like you humans, who use chromosomes to distinguish gender, and our computers are not much different."
Zhen Ping looked at the bag on Elizabeth's transformed casual pants, resisted the desire to poke it out of curiosity, and asked the question that Lin Fei had always been curious about: "Where are the reproductive organs of the computer?"
Elizabeth looked at Zhen Ping with a look that said, "You are such an out-and-out bitch." "You won't understand this even if I explain itit's okay to take a step back, and a normal person will point it out." Does your penis say where this is? No way! But there are also people whose secondary sexual characteristics are not obvious, and this happens to our computers occasionally. Of course, I am the obvious type ¡By the way, the clothes I¡¯m wearing are top-notch products from world-famous brands, and I shaped them based on data.¡±
"You!?" Zhen Ping followed Elizabeth's gaze and found that the computer was staring at her chest like his dog and its owner, with a look of sympathy on her face, and she immediately had the urge to smash the computer.
grass! What kind of computer comes with what kind of owner these days?
"Oh oh oh~" Lin Fei suddenly became excited after realizing the reaction. He pointed at his little broken computer and asked, "Elizabeth, can you help me see if my computer is male or female?"
Elizabeth blinked: "Let me explain again, it is very difficult for an electrical appliance to cultivate into a human being, far more difficult than an animal. To be able to become what I am now, in addition to Wang Biao's strong thoughts and energy, I also need the right time and place. And Anyway, I may be the only computer expert in the world. To be more precise, after I develop my will, my accessories and parts can all be replaced. This is not absolute, and I can even replace them. Hosted in other smart appliances. You should know the device spirit described in the novel, right? I am a similar existence, and electricity is my energy."
¡°¡As for your computer, it¡¯s a man¡¯s, and considering his age, he can be called an uncle.¡±
Elizabeth¡¯s explanation completely shattered Lin Fei¡¯s little dream. He leaned on the back of the chair with his eyes blank, feeling heartbroken and tormented beyond measure.
¡ª¡ªIt¡¯s okay if she¡¯s not a girl, why is she an uncle! He also cherishes computers very much! He bought this computer during the summer vacation of his senior year of high school and has been using it for three or four years! Well protected during this period! No matter how bad it is, he still has to be a cute boy like Elizabeth! What an uncle! ?
Are you forcing him to become gay? No! Even though all his buddies are gay, he is the only straight man in the office! On this floor now, straight men are the rarest species, okay? Protecting rare animals is everyone¡¯s responsibility! He hasn't even mated yet he's paired up!
No matter how troubled Ren Linfei was, everyone's eyes were no longer on him.
"A Biao, I have always been watching you, no matter what I see." Elizabeth smiled and pecked Wang Biao on the lips again, "I charge you every night, right? Feeling comfortable?"
Wang Biao blushed and lowered his head: "Well, thank you."
Everyone:?
Damn it, would a rough guy like Wang Biao also show such an expression like a little daughter-in-law? Look at that shy red face, look at those complicated eyes, look at the one sitting on Elizabeth's butt
????????????????????? What are you pretending to be a chaste husband? You are not just a slutty bitch than a man! That hand of yours is very dangerous! Do you want to fuck the computer?
Huai Zhiheng recovered from the shock. This person and the computer should be considered to be in loveright? I remember that when Elizabeth fell to the ground and couldn't turn on the phone, Wang Biao's attitude was so sad that he wanted to kill all the ghosts in the world. He was really invincible.
"Old Biaozi, what do you think?" Huaizhiheng asked, "It will be very difficult for you on this road. I will not stop you, just remind you."
"It doesn't matter!" Wang Biao answered without even thinking.?Laughing like a barbell with schadenfreude: "hiahiahia~ Don't be sad, look, there is a beautiful girl here who maintains the status of a single noble like you."
Lin Fei glanced around in confusion: "Beautiful girl? Where is the beautiful girl?"
Zhen Ping's Yin Qi shook, and she kept a kind smile: Where did the slut that no one fucked come from, cooing here?
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The two people who left the company sat in the car and did not go to the supermarket immediately. Instead, they turned around and walked towards the hotel.
"Huh? Didn't you say you wanted to choose a gift for our dad?"
Xiao Tian blinked innocently, very satisfied with the word "our dad" in Huaizhiheng's mouth: "That happened at seven o'clock in the evening, and it's just after noon now, and it's still very early. And my dad likes chess, and I already I bought some jade chess pieces and put them in the back seat of the car. As for my mother, she will buy a set of customized high-end skin care products"
Huaizhiheng smiled helplessly: "My dear, you arranged it very well. But it was a gift from you, and I didn't actually give you anything."
"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours. My dear, what's yours and mine? We chose it together to give it to dad." Xiao Tian smiled narrowly, "I feel really bad about it. I'll choose something else later." Well, my dad will definitely not mind."
"Actually, I have long thought about such a day." Huaizhiheng raised the corner of his lips, "Let's not talk about the chessboard. Not long ago, I developed a pure natural Chinese medicine skin care product. I currently plan to put it into production and registered a A company with you and me as chairman"
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This passage was so exciting that Xiao Tian couldn't help but brake suddenly and stop at the intersection, his eyes widened: "When did this happen? We are together almost 24 hours a day, how come I don't know?"
"Hmm? You can always find the time." Huaizhiheng smiled mysteriously.
Xiao Tian couldn't help but slap Hua Zhiheng's face a few times: "My Huanzi has become successful! But are there any elixirs in Old Qiu's "Yuezi Heart Sutra"?"
"Actually, there is, but many prescriptions are missing. I have learned some before based on my interest, but I just haven't mentioned it. I figured it out not long ago"
Xiao Tian was so happy that he blocked Huai Zhiheng's words with his lips before he could finish his words. All the words suddenly became meaningless, only the atmosphere of confusion and infatuation mixed with the smell of refreshing cologne gradually spread in the narrow car, igniting the scorching temperature.
¡°Duh duh¡±
The two kissed deeply for five minutes, and they wanted to have a thrilling car shake immediately in the car. As a result, the car window was suddenly knocked, and Xiao Tian woke up at this time.
He pulled down the window and asked in a low voice: "Excuse me, what's the matter?"
"Sir, you can't park here." The traffic policeman looked deeply at the two handsome men in the car. From the front window, he could see the two handsome guys kissing passionately in the car from a distance. It was so exciting! But no matter how beautiful the picture is, the rules are the rules. If you can¡¯t park, you can¡¯t park. You must drive!
Huai Zhiheng: You are disturbing our driving, sir.
"Ahem! Thanks for reminding me, we'll leave immediately."
Xiao Tian started the car with a blushing face. The car roared to the ground like lightning, almost speeding.
The traffic policeman who was sprayed with love fumes couldn't stop talking: "Young people these days are becoming more and more bold. They dare to bang in the car in broad daylight! Speaking of which, that young man had tiger teeth when he spoke, and the tiger teeth were injured. Ding. I forgot to advise them as a person who has been through this. It would be better to take it easy."
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Elizabeth: Hey, I finally made an appearance. In the past, I could only complain a little bit in my speech. It¡¯s really not easy! Speaking of which, I haven't played it in a car yet. I'll give it a try next time a car is too old-school, it has to be a bicycle! (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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