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The Tathagata Buddha was already dumbfounded on the spot, with some dementia on his face.
At this moment, all he had to do was drool at the corner of his mouth and say a few words about "Abba, Ababa"
Because this is outrageous!
When Tathagata Buddha reacted, he shouted angrily and excitedly:
"Come here, catch the liar! Scam in person! Come here!"
After reacting, Tathagata Buddha realized that he had obviously been deceived, and moreover, he was still treating himself as a fool!
This illusion that Chu Hao just put up is basically delaying time!
His whole purpose is to catch fish and wait until he gets off work!
The Tathagata Buddha was furious and glared at the Jade Emperor beside him,
"Your Majesty, Heaven has always been upright. You have seen with your own eyes how shamelessly this Chu Hao is cheating!"
"Your Majesty, shouldn't you stand up and punish Chu Hao? Wouldn't this make everyone think that heaven is a place where filth and evil are hidden?"
The Tathagata Buddha was also furious. After all, he had never seen such a rogue person. Even the Tathagata Buddha had never seen such a scammer being so confident, mysterious and elegant!
The Jade Emperor looked deeply at Tathagata Buddha, but there was always a faint smile on the corner of the Jade Emperor's mouth, which he could not suppress no matter how hard he tried.
"However, the Jade Emperor still has to show off.
Then he saw the Jade Emperor cough twice and shouted into the law enforcement hall:
"Where is Nezha?"
Nezha trotted out, "Your Majesty, I'm here."
The Jade Emperor pointed to the Tathagata Buddha next to him and said:
"The Tathagata Buddha was deceived in front of our law enforcement hall. The liar is really abominable.
You guys should file a case now. You must catch that liar and give Xitian some face! "
"We must pay attention to the affairs of Tathagata Buddha, otherwise it will destroy the brotherhood between me in heaven and the west!"
How could Nezha not hear the joke in the Jade Emperor's words?
this,
Who in the hall is suing me?
Nezha immediately stood up and said respectfully:
"Your Majesty and Tathagata Buddha, please rest assured that we will do our best to find those who deceive Tathagata Buddha and bring justice to Tathagata Buddha!"
"Okay, let's get off work." The Jade Emperor waved his hand.
¡°Hey, it¡¯s time to get off work!¡± One second Nezha looked extremely serious and business-like, but the next second he closed the door and ran away.
Before Nezha left, he said to Tathagata Buddha very seriously and solemnly:
"Tathagata Buddha, don't worry, our law enforcement hall enforces the law strictly. Our boss said that the law enforcement hall was established only for three things:"
"Fair, fair, and extremely fair!"
¡°We are never willing to unjustly accuse a bad person, and we will never wrongly arrest a good person!¡±
Then Nezha snickered and left,
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Silly | Tathagata Buddha, you want to bully my boss in front of my law enforcement hall, why are you still reporting to me in my law enforcement hall?
I¡¯m confused!
Nezha left happily, and it was time to go on a date.
The Tathagata Buddha stood beside him and gritted his teeth in anger. No matter how stupid he was, he knew that he had been deceived this time.
But in fact, it¡¯s really not the fault of Tathagata Buddha. It¡¯s actually Chu Hao¡¯s illusion just now that was a bit attractive.
The innate gourd vine, born in Buzhou Mountain, has seven innate gourds, one each of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.
They were obtained by Nuwa, Sanqing, Lu Ya, Hongyun, and Hongjun respectively. The gourd vine was obtained by Nuwa and used to create humans and turn them into treasures of merit.
The seven treasure gourds are all supreme treasures and incomparable. So when Tathagata Buddha saw the opening scene just now, he was greedy and was attracted.
"But I didn't expect that the subsequent plot was a bit outrageous. Even if seven dolls popped out, why was he still caught by the snake spirit?
Return the gourd babies to save grandpa, and give them away one by one!
Tathagata Buddha: I admit that this is art that I cannot accept, but when I woke up, I had been deceived.
And Chu Hao left happily with the tens of thousands of meritorious water sent by Tathagata Buddha in vain.
"After traveling all day, I never expected that Tathagata Buddha would bring me local specialties from the West. I am grateful to Tathagata."
Chu Hao¡¯s good mood for the day ended successfully.
Naturally, no matter how the Tathagata Buddha calls, Chu Hao will not?Looking back, it is most difficult to accept the kindness of Tathagata, alas.
The Tathagata Buddha was left hanging in the law enforcement hall for a long time, and everyone had already left.
At this moment, the moon is rising, and Tathagata Buddha is still holding the pestle, but he also knows that it is of no use.
Ma Sui¡¯s favor was given in vain, but Chu Hao took away tens of thousands of merit and divine water, and was humiliated in vain
So what am I here for today?
The Tathagata Buddha was resentful and aggrieved and returned to the Western Heaven.
"Prison God Chu Hao, I will definitely come back for revenge!"
Buddha Tathagata was dissatisfied with the righteous beating he received from the law enforcement hall today, and he was thinking about how to arrange Chu Hao in the future.
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The next day.
When Chu Hao woke up in the Xingdou Palace, Fairy Nishang was still sleeping in his arms, with a happy smile on her lips.
Chu Hao felt full of strength today,
¡¾After traveling for so long, it¡¯s time to work and relax, please go to the Westward Journey team to check in on time¡¿
Chu Hao also believed that,
It¡¯s also time to check in. I haven¡¯t checked in for a long time. I think I should get a good reward, right?
Chu Hao stretched himself. Fairy Nishang obviously no longer had the strength to fight with Chu Hao. Even when Chu Hao walked out, she did not wake up Fairy Nishang.
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Chu Hao then lazily headed to Liusha River.
At this moment, all the Buddhas in the Western Heaven are also staring at the human world, watching the four people from the Westward Journey running all over the mountain chasing the bandits.
Especially that muscular bald thug, Tang Sanzang.
There are countless bandits under his fists, and the brothers Sun Wukong behind him are trying their best to stop them.
"Master, please stop killing me!"
"Master, shouldn't we go get the scriptures? I don't want to waste time by beating up these ants and mortals."
"Master, the first and second senior brothers are right. If we monks are stained with blood and go to beg for alms, I'm afraid we won't be able to convert it."
Tang Sanzang disagreed.
"What kind of precepts are you breaking? This poor monk puts aside this idea of ??eliminating evil and promoting good deeds. This is my way of saving thousands of ants in advanced Buddhism. It is better to kill one evil person. How can I break it?!"
"There are thousands of corpses of innocent people in these bandits' camps. It is the Buddha's business to forgive them. The poor monk is only responsible for sending them to see the Buddha!"
"Wu Jing, have you forgotten your mission? What does it mean to eradicate evil? You must practice it! Come and join us as our teacher. We must do our part to eliminate evil in the world!"
Sha Wujing lowered his head and thought, then suddenly raised his hand,
"That seems to be the truth. Master, I'm here!"
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie looked at them with blank eyes.
"How much did Master drink last night?"
"Not much, twenty pounds."
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