In order to avoid violating the rules of the game, Jian Chenglang also reminded the two groups of little guys in advance:
"You can say whatever you want, but you can't say the words on this card, you know?"
Xiao Luli hesitated for a moment and said timidly: "Uncle did you tell me that you would die?"
Jian Chenglang: "That won't happen."
Seeing this, Zhang Yiming shouted: "Then why can't you say it?"
Qu Qianqian also said: "Yes, uncle, our father is so stupid, if we didn't tell them, they would never guess it!"
Jian Xiyan nodded solemnly.
Not far away, four stupid dads heard these words clearly: ""
Jian Chenglang is someone who has conquered Jian Xiyan after all, and he understands children very well, so he said:
"You can't say it anyway. If you say it, your uncle will deduct your money."
Sure enough, as soon as Jian Chenglang said these words, the eyes of the four little guys changed.
Little Lu Li bent down slightly and whispered to the other three friends: "We don't want to play with him anymore, he is a bad uncle!"
The other three friends nodded seriously.
Jian Chenglang: ""
However, the effect was still significant. None of the four little guys said the word "table". Li Jiaojiao and the others were older and more sensible. When Jian Chenglang said this, they nodded and followed suit. .
Seeing that both groups were ready, Jian Chenglang announced that the game officially started.
Zhang Yiming rubbed his chubby hands and shouted happily: "Dad, are you ready! We are going to start playing games!"
Hearing these words in Zhang Dazhuang¡¯s ears, there was no doubt that¡ªDad, are you ready? You are about to start going to the guillotine!
Zhang Dazhuang: ""
Zhang Dazhuang was sitting on a chair, holding Zhang Yiming's Transformer, shivering.
Lu Junhan, who was also sitting next to him, silently opened a small Luli candy and threw it into his mouth.
Qu Sinian sat down in his own place, and with trembling white and thin fingers, he stuffed Qu Qianqian's chocolate between his thin lips.
Jian Yi, on the other hand, expressionlessly took a sip of the milk that Jian Xiyan dragged from the supermarket.
Compared with the lively, cheerful and chattering little guys.
The dad group seems much more lifeless.
Audiences in the live broadcast room: ¡°¡¡¡¡¡¡¡±
Program staff: "¡¡¡¡¡¡"
The first round of the game begins¡ª¡ª
Word card: table.
The little guys will describe it first.
Xiao Luli was very happy.
She was full of energy when she thought that she would be able to help her father make a lot of money soon and make her father a very wealthy wolf.
I was about to be the first to speak.
At this moment, Lu Junhan looked at her expressionlessly and said:
"Shut up! You stay until the end and let Jian Xiyan speak first."
The little Loli puffed up her fair and tender face in grievance, looking angry.
Qu Sinian and the others also thought so. Obviously, Jian Xiyan was the first to say that the chance of winning was greater.
If Lu Li is allowed to be the first, it is very likely that if she says something, the other three will follow suit, and the whole army will really be wiped out!
Seeing the four adults looking at him, Jian Xiyan twisted his delicate brows, recalled the various tables in his home, and wrote on the writing board:
"Two words. Some have eight legs, some have one leg, and some have four legs"
He thought about the square coffee table in front of the TV. He would usually do his homework on the coffee table while watching TV, so he wrote seriously: "I prefer those without legs."
Lu Junhan and the others were silent.
¡¾Fuck! What exactly is this group of Lili Baby and the others? Why do I hear more and more like ghost stories? ¡¿
¡¾Me too, some have eight legs, some have four legs, some have one leg, aren't you talking nonsense! What¡¯s even more terrifying is that Brother Xiyan actually likes those without legs! ! ! ¡¿
¡¾In two wordsit shouldn't be crab, right? Brother Xiyan likes those without legs. Does it mean that Xiyan only likes the body of a crab but not the legs? Oh, no, crabs only have six legs at most! Where did the eight legs come from? ! ! ¡¿
Qu Sinian held his forehead with his hand and couldn't help but turned his head and asked Jian Yi: "Is your house haunted recently?"
Jian Yi: ""
Then there was Qu Qianqian, with a serious look on her face: "It's very hard and big! There are white, black, yellow"
Lu Junhan and the others continued to remain silent.
¡¾Very hard and big? Woohoo, I was thinking wrong! ¡¿
¡¾Fuck! Could it be that it really is a third leg? You see, there are white ones, black ones, and yellow ones, which are just the same as the white, black, and yellow people in the world! ¡¿
¡¾¡¡? ? ? I wipe! Then I'm going to report Director Jian for being pornographic! ¡¿
¡¾It¡¯s impossible even if you think about it! The third leg, where did the eight legs come from? One leg and no legs are barely acceptable, how do you say eight legs and four legs]
¡¾Gene mutation? ¡¿
¡¾? ? ? Are you serious upstairs? If it really becomes eight legs and four legs, then it would have to mutate into an alien! ¡¿
¡¾Ah ah ah, I am getting more and more curious! Brother Xiyan, what word cards did they get? ¡¿
Jian Yi glanced at Qu Sinian, who was obviously thinking crookedly and stiff, and said slowly and calmly:
"Have you watched any movies recently that you shouldn't have watched, and your daughter found out?"
Qu Sinian was silent for a while: "Do you think it's possible?"
Jian Yi nodded, "Then it's impossible for my house to be haunted."
Qu Sinian: ""
Then there was Zhang Yiming. He shook his head and said to his father:
"Dad, this is very simple. I have encountered it just now! You know it!"
Zhang Yiming was right. When he was cleaning up the trash before, he even wiped the table with a rag as hard as he could!
At that time, Zhang Dazhuang was watching from the side.
Zhang Yiming thought to himself, his father must know!
Who knows, because Zhang Dazhuang was misled by Qu Qianqian¡¯s words before, his face immediately turned green when he heard what he said.
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He remembered that Zhang Yiming did go to the toilet just now.
And men generally have to be supported when going to the toilet
Supporting
Zhang Dazhuang: ""
Zhang Dazhuang: "!!!"
Not only Zhang Dazhuang thought so, but the viewers in the live broadcast room also thought wrongly.
¡¾Fuck! Director Jian has made a yellow stone hammer! ! ! ¡¿
¡¾Report report! ¡¿
¡¾Let¡¯s face it, Director Jian, you are not only a dog, you are also very brave! ! ! I respect you for being a man! ¡¿
Jian Chenglang saw that the situation was getting out of hand, and most of the content in the barrage was pornographic, for fear that the live broadcast room would be blocked.
He had a headache, so he came out quickly and said:
"The word cards we give you are very healthy! Don't get it wrong!!!"
Zhang Dazhuang: ""
Finally, there is Xiao Luli.
I have heard all kinds of statements before, and hers is no less varied.
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