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"This, this, this is, is"
Yu Jiaojiao hesitated and didn¡¯t know how to explain.
Zhao Pengcheng asked: "What is it?"
"Yes Yes Yes¡¡"
Zhao Pengcheng had actually vaguely guessed what it was.
When men are with men, most topics cannot be separated from women. Naturally, it is inevitable to mention the issues about eugenics and eugenics that are circulating secretly now. When it comes to eugenics and eugenics, contraception will be mentioned. When it comes to contraception, children cannot be separated. Come, and the contraceptive condom that cuts off the child's path.
Zhao Pengcheng had never heard these lectures in the army, and those in the village had missed them. He had heard those old hooligans mention contraceptive condoms, but a group of men who didn¡¯t ask questions all despised contraceptive condoms.
We all believe that having more children means more blessings, and asking people to have fewer children is no less effective than asking them to have no descendants.
Although feudal superstitions have been eradicated now, things like incense after death cannot be solved by just eradicating superstitions.
So Zhao Pengcheng just heard that, but he didn¡¯t understand what it looked like and how to use it.
It was only when I saw the thing this time that I took it out and looked at it, and saw Yu Jiaojiao¡¯s attitude, that I vaguely guessed it.
He couldn¡¯t even explain what was going on. He was obviously not such a person, but now he felt itchy in his heart. He just wanted to tease Yu Jiaojiao.
He deliberately pretended to be confused and frowned slightly: "What on earth is it? Isn't it just a balloon? As for stuttering like this Hey Hey, put your mouth up, put your mouth up!"
Yu Jiaojiao was so irritated by his question that she grabbed his hand and bit it.
She bites hard and truly.
Zhao Pengcheng grimaced in pain.
¡°If he hadn¡¯t kept in mind that this was his wife who couldn¡¯t be hit, the moment Yu Jiaojiao made a move, he would have thrown her away, and now he was really resisting the urge to do it.
Being a soldier for more than ten years was not in vain. Automatic defense has become his instinct. When attacked, he often knows what to do without using his brain.
Zhao Pengcheng gasped and lowered his voice: "Let go, let go, are you a dog? Grandma Gu, let go quickly, it hurts!"
Yu Jiaojiao slowly opened her mouth: "Are you still asking?"
"No more questions!"
Zhao Pengcheng quickly shook his head.
sky.
Where do you dare to ask?
If I ask again, Yu Jiaojiao won¡¯t be able to skin him and remove his bones?
Under the light, Zhao Pengcheng looked at the fleshy part under his thumb that was bitten by her. There were two clear and neat rows of tooth marks. If he looked carefully, he could see that the tooth marks had turned purple.
Yu Jiaojiao really bit her with all her strength.
Zhao Pengcheng smiled bitterly: "You are murdering your husband. Are you really not a dog?"
Yu Jiaojiao bared her teeth: "I was born in 1953, and I am a snake, so I will retaliate against you. Is there anything else you want to know?"
""
Zhao Pengcheng said dullly: "No more."
Aren¡¯t snakes the most vengeful?
"He is married to a snake spirit, but he is not Xu Xian.
At this time, there was no "Calabash Baby", but Bai Suzhen's story became popular from the Song Dynasty, and was also recorded in "Jingshi Tongyan", and later even in opera storytellers.
Although no one is allowed to talk about monsters now, everyone knows or has heard of the story of "The Legend of White Snake".
Zhao Pengcheng heard about it when he was a child, listening to the old people in the village talking about ancient times.
However, in the version he heard, Xiaoqing is the herring spirit from the West Lake, not a snake at all, and he is a male fish, not a female fish.
I even argued with my comrades about this in the army, so I was very impressed.
Yu Jiaojiao looked at Zhao Pengcheng's depressed look, her eyes rolling.
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But once you have tasted it, especially young people, you will inevitably miss it.
Yu Jiaojiao was single all her life until she was twenty-eight years old. She was prepared for a sexless marriage in this life, but something unexpected happened some time ago.
It¡¯s like an old house on fire, it¡¯s hard to avoid thinking about it.
Let¡¯s talk about Zhao Pengcheng.
Although Zhao Pengcheng has been away from his wife for a long time, he still has some experience. Coupled with various teachings from other veterans, his skills cannot be said to be very skillful, but he is also very skilled.It¡¯s enough for a woman who has just started eating meat to enjoy.
"Besides, if it wasn't for this reason, she got so crazy and carried that thing back four or five hundred miles away, would she really have kept it for her children to blow up balloons for?
Having made up her mind, Yu Jiaojiao got out of bed and turned off the lights. While getting into bed, she took one out from under the pillow. While Zhao Pengcheng's attention was still on his hands, he lifted up his quilt and slipped in.
Zhao Pengcheng was startled and almost fell off the bed: "You"
Yu Jiaojiao pressed against him. She laughed a few times like a gangster, and her originally crisp voice was filled with emotion. Desperate and dumb: "Don't you want to know what this is? I'll tell you~~~~"
Zhao Pengcheng's heart trembled when she told him.
This notification lasted all night.
The next day when Yu Jiaojiao woke up, she was alone on the bed again.
There is still a crushing discomfort, either painful or weird, but my body and spirit are very satisfied.
"Tsk."
Yu Jiaojiao sighed.
¡°I don¡¯t know if it¡¯s because the two of them cooperated better this time, but there were not as many marks on her body this time as last time.
When she saw herself in Zhao Pengcheng's bed, Yu Jiaojiao was still a little shy.
Then I noticed that my quilt was a bit unpleasant.
Um.
Visually, this quilt can be refrigerated.
By the way, Zhao Pengcheng's body is really warm, like a small heater.
Yu Jiaojiao is actually a bit cold, but it¡¯s not too serious. Every time she comes to visit her aunt, the pain is not as exaggerated as others, but it¡¯s not too uncomfortable either.
After the weather gets cold, the quilts are always thick quilts weighing more than ten kilograms.
But after sharing the same quilt with Zhao Pengcheng, the two of them were extremely hot under Zhao Pengcheng's six-pound quilt. In the second half of the night, Yu Jiaojiao didn't know how many times she kicked the quilt, but Zhao Pengcheng pulled it back and covered it with her.
Fortunately she didn¡¯t roll up the quilt, otherwise she wouldn¡¯t be able to sleep.
Thinking of the heat last night, Yu Jiaojiao, who had already put on her top, couldn't help but press down and bury her face in the quilt.
Cough.
She felt that there might be a goblin sealed in her body.
She refused to admit that she was the one who actively and passionately pestered Zhao Pengcheng.
No no no.
That¡¯s definitely not her.
It must be her second personality.
right.
She must have schizophrenia.
Just when she was trying to convince herself, Zhao Pengcheng opened the door and came in. He was a little surprised when he saw her folding herself up: "What's wrong? Can't you afford it? Didn't you say you should go home today? Get up and eat soon. If you don't The meal is getting cold."
After saying that, Zhao Pengcheng went out.
As for the gentleness, thoughtfulness, shyness, etc. that Yu Jiaojiao imagined, none of them are there!
Yu Jiaojiao punched the quilt fiercely and said angrily: "Straight man! You just married me. It would be strange if you find another girl who doesn't divorce you!" (Remember this site's website address: www.hlnovel. com