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Chapter 1274 Buddha Jumps over the Wall

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    Chen Lu stood up and looked at everyone, patted his head, and seemed to be reminiscing about something: "Where did I say just now? My memory is actually a little bad."

    No one answered, they still looked at him expectantly.  But Chen Lu had already discovered that the look in his eyes at this time was different from the first one, with an added layer of impatience.

    Chen Lu turned around and asked Huzi: "What did I just say?"

    Huzi quickly said: "Sir, talk about Buddha."

    "Yes, it's Buddha, and I have to say Buddhawhat does it smell like? It smells so good, and you all gently sniff your noses. Wow, it's mutton on your hands. I know, old man, it's in this small pot  .¡±

    At this time, the small pot was already steaming with steam, and the lid of the pot was bulging and jumping, making a rattling sound.  The smell of meat penetrated everyone's nostrils.  Everyone's saliva was drooling, and they stared at the small pot without blinking.

    Chen Lu saw this and felt secretly happy, "What the hell, where is your energy?"  The two angels are Confucian officials, and they pay attention to Tao.  As an old man, I don't pay that much attention. What I pay attention to is beating the old master to death with random punches. If I can't beat you to death, I'm not Chen Zicheng.

    "Wow, it smells really good. I still have to talk about Buddha. Why? Why do you think?" Chen Lu stretched his neck and asked the soldiers present. They were still staring at the small pot.

    "I'll tell you, there is a dish in Fujian called Buddha Jumps Over the Wall. I suddenly understood it today, and it was you who helped me realize it. Let me tell you, it was" At this point, everyone was drooling.  Staring at the small pot, he suddenly stopped and shouted: "Why should I tell you that I want to"

    At this point, a fork was handed over, it was Duolan.  Chen Lu took it and opened the lid of the pot, and the aroma quickly spread throughout the camp.  Chen Lu picked up a piece, blew it randomly a few times, put it in his mouth and chewed it hard until it was dripping with oil and his mouth was full of oily seeds.

    At this time, we heard a gurgling sound in front of the big tent door. This was the sound made by the stomach and throat together. Everyone swallowed their saliva involuntarily as a conditioned reflex.

    ¡°At this time, all fools understood that Mr. Chen, who was out of tune, was a bad move. It was too bad. It was a pediatric move with no technical content.  Just carry it and it will pass.

    Chen Lu ate happily and said, "Huzi, take this small pot aside and enjoy it. Lower the fire and put the big copper basin on it."

    Huzi followed Chen Lu's instructions step by step. The soldiers' eyes followed his movements. As the small pot turned to one side and then to Huzi's mouth, Huzi was also devouring Master Chen's.  "Buddha jumps over the wall".

    "Hey, hey, do you see? This means that I don't talk about Buddha, and I don't talk about Buddhist practices? What are your eyes looking at? You are now the standard Buddha jumping over the wall. You Buddhas are not sincere."

    Everyone withdrew their gaze and looked at Chen Lu.

    "You look too funny, not like Buddha jumping over the wall. Why? I promised to give you free science education, and you were attracted by this mutton. I tell you, there is something incompatible between you and Buddha. My old man  Today I will help you fulfill your wish.

    Luhatu, as I said just now, your meditation posture is great and is the standard posture for Zen meditation. However, if you have any flaws, I will help you first.  "

    As he spoke, he pulled out the bench from the shaving tool, came to Luhatu, and said: "We don't need the tools here. Your lancet is good, so just use it. With one cut, you will cut away the troubles.  , if you sit quietly again, it will be like practicing Zen."

    It was not until Chen Lu sat in front of Lu Hatu that he realized what was about to happen. He was at a loss when Mantai shouted: "Lu Hatu, run quickly."

    Luhatu suddenly realized, rolled over, jumped up quickly and ran away.  Mantai had already jumped up. Everyone realized the problem and stood up to run. However, after sitting for two days, their legs were numb and they had no strength. Everyone staggered around.

    Fortunately, I am still conscious. My body hair and skin are controlled by my parents, so I cannot shave them all off. People from the Western Regions are even more particular about this. They don¡¯t even dare to shave their beards, for fear of being blamed by the prophet.

    The whole tent was in chaos.  Chen Lu laughed loudly: "You just said you are not afraid of death, why are you afraid of this? Let me tell you, the farther away someone is from me, the more I want to shave their head."

    Luhatu reacted and quickly moved closer to Chen Lu, but did not dare to get close and patrolled nearby.  Everyone stood here, looking at their inconspicuous Mr. Chen in horror.

    Dolan didn¡¯t expect it either. She only thought she wanted to eat meat to seduce them, but she didn¡¯t expect to use this damaging move. It was too damaging and she might as well kill them.  Everyone in the big tent was stunned, and Nalan¡¯s laughter could also be heard.

      Chen Lu said: "I don't want to talk to you now, so come here with the food whistle." Everyone sat over slowly, "You go back to your posts, cook as I just said, and eat within an hour  Serve the meal. Let¡¯s talk about it after the meal, and I still have to talk about Buddha.¡±

    Chen Lu entered the big tent and saw everyone laughing. Even Li Siyan, who had always been serious about smiling, leaned over with laughter, covered her mouth and pointed at Chen Lu.  Only the old sentry commander looked expressionless and looked at Chen Lu, as if he had something to say.

    This time it was a civil strife, which should not be underestimated. It aroused Li Da's vigilance. He couldn't remember how many times it happened.  Wen Da, Ha San, Xiu Xiu He suddenly stopped laughing and said, "Discuss something." As he said that, he walked towards the inner room and signaled to Dolan, who also followed in.

    The topic is similar to the last one, but this time Chen Lu was added.  In fact, Hasan was qualified to participate in such a meeting, but Li Da hated him from the bottom of his heart and simply left him alone.  Li Da's agenda today was told to him by Dolan in private. He said directly: "Dolan, tell me everything you told me about Nalan."

    Dolan repeated it again, but she added more information and told her everything about the situation that the old sentry commander told her. Finally, she said: "I swore to Changshengtian not to spread the word, but the matter is already urgent, and I have to say  Yes, and I got a hint from the old guard commander, he nodded to me twice, which I understood to mean telling all of this to you adults."

    Except for Li Siyan, no one was surprised, which Li Xian didn't understand. This meant that he still had a lot of unknown things about the mission.  It's not that they deliberately concealed it, but the mission was divided at different times, unable to conduct detailed exchanges, and some things could not be put on the table.

    Li Xian¡¯s face turned red with anger.  After joining forces here, Nalan met him alone twice and cried out about his misfortune.  There were two main ones, one was that Chen Lu was rebellious and finally gave up, the other was that the old sentry commander had been unfaithful to her, and he believed it.  In this case, don't say that Mr. Li is confused, anyone will believe it.

    Li Xian didn¡¯t feel like he was being tricked, but felt ashamed for being someone else¡¯s weapon.  He raised his head and glanced at Chen Lu, who also blushed.  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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