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Everyone was stunned. The captain was at a loss for words. After hesitating for a long time, he seemed to have made a lot of determination and said: "I have no other way, but there are many ways to die. Come, we will help you."
Chen Lu made a sign of joy: "Really? Then I really want to thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I want to thank you for being my ancestor for eight generations. Even if I am a ghost, I will not let you go."
This is a lunatic, a truly intermittent normal person. Even Haban thought there was something really wrong with him and looked at him in shock.
Chen Lu said: "When I looked at your king just now, you said I was rude. Why are you looking at me like that? I have only one request. If this request is met, I will satisfy your captain's request and die."
The captain was overjoyed and wanted to kill him. If I didn¡¯t take the opportunity to kill him, I would be stupider than him and said, "Okay, tell me your request."
Chen Lu curled his lips and said, "Are you the boss? Why do you take over when I open my mouth? I'm really confused. I've traveled to dozens of countries, and it's all the king's decision. It turns out you guys The captain is the boss here. Haban, why are you still sitting here? Just let him sit, otherwise he will deal with you in the future. "
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Haban shouted: "Get up, what are you howling? Mr. Chen said" The captain looked at Haban in surprise. When he finished speaking, he had already turned his face and said to Chen Lu: "You tell me ,any request?"
Chen Lu said: "Are you serious?"
"seriously."
"Are you sincere?"
"Absolutely sincere."
Chen Lu stood up and said: "That's easy to handle. There is a big thing to be done now. I can't bear it if it doesn't get done. But as a king, you turn a blind eye. You"
Haban looked at him in astonishment. The captain shouted: "King, kill him. He is too rude."
A general next to him was also shouting. Chen Lu took a look and saw that he should be the deputy captain.
Chen Lu said: "Look, before your king can say anything, it's him again, fussing over there. I don't have you in my eyes. I only recognize Haban as your king. You are slandering me in front of me." Presence.¡±
Then he turned to Haban and said, "Is my old man right?" Haban nodded. This nod was a bit inexplicable, and the civil and military ministers were also confused.
Chen Lu said: "Then hurry up, what are you waiting for?"
Haban said: "Master Chen hasn't given me any advice yet."
Chen Lu said: "Who said you didn't teach me? I have told you twice, why can't we hit one point? We have a saying in China, the sky is big and the earth is big, food is the biggest thing. I have traveled such a long distance It¡¯s already dinner time, why is it so difficult to disturb your meal?¡±
As soon as these words came out, the whole hall fell into silence, thinking that he was here to explain to those people that this big thing was going around, and it turned out to be just a meal. After a moment of silence, a burst of laughter suddenly broke out. Haban burst into tears and laughed again, shouting: "Hurry up and put the food on the table and take out the jars of soju that have been hidden in the back mountain cellar for nineteen years."
Chen Lu said: "Haban, you are stingy enough. My old man comes from afar, so you have to let me order the food. You make the decision yourself?"
Haban said: "Oh, I don't know. In China, a land of etiquette, there is still this custom of ordering dishes by yourself? We really don't know. Sorry, no one who doesn't know is guilty. Please feel free to order, Mr. Chen."
¡°What the hell, you¡¯re putting a hat on China again. When did China have such a rule? This is all nonsense made by my old man, which has brought shame to the Celestial Empire. Your Majesty, I, Zicheng, am sorry for you, and I can only repay you by eating more.
Chen Lu replied loudly: "My old man will not eat anything less than stewed leg of lamb and stewed duck." He did not dare to mention ham. There must be people from the Western Regions here. They are taboo about talking about pork. thing.
Haban shouted: "Remember? Get ready quickly."
This matter seemed to have come to an end. Unexpectedly, the captain felt unbalanced and muttered, "What kind of bullshit dynasty is coming to dominate us? We"
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There were several crisp sounds, followed by a series of screams. When everyone looked at it, the captain was covering his face and screaming, with blood dripping from the corners of his mouth and nostrils.
"No one knew what happened, not even the captain who was beaten."??Who hit him. When everyone looked around, the deputy captain standing next to him was shaking his hands. This action of his caught everyone's attention.
The deputy captain also looked around, and suddenly found that everyone was staring at him, or to be exact, staring at his hands. He understood and quickly clarified: "It's not me, it's really not me. "
No one cares about his shouting. The captain became angry because he was well-known in the Shalu Kingdom for his versatility in both civil and military affairs, especially his martial arts. He was unrivaled here. Even the king did not listen to his words. He was slapped in the face as many times as he wanted. You don't even know that even if you kill yourself with a knife, you will still be a confused ghost.
He roared, raised his fist as big as a bowl and swung it at the deputy captain. The deputy captain saw his fierce eyes and was already on guard. He dodged. The captain did not expect that he would dare to hide and retreated. Unable to stop himself, he suddenly pounced on the deputy captain's back.
Behind him was a civil servant. He was startled and had no time to hide, so he wanted to help him and hold him up. He was a powerless civil servant. He could not hold himself up, but he was knocked upside down by the captain.
The man fell down and his shoes failed to obey him. One of his shoes flew out and unexpectedly hit the civil servant standing in the back row.
The civil servant was watching the excitement and saw the captain throwing himself forward and falling on someone. Everyone was watching in astonishment. This was a young woman in her thirties. Although she was not a stunning woman, she was quite pretty. MILFs are old and their charm is still there.
The captain suddenly pounced on her, and she seemed to be electrocuted. She stood there blankly and muttered, "You are too bold, this is a court meeting."
Everyone knelt down and saluted: "I have met the princess."
Chen Lu was also shocked. This is really a place of alienation. The boss¡¯s wife can visit here. It¡¯s interesting.
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King Haban's majestic voice made everyone stand up quickly. The civil servant holding the shoes in his hand calmed down and smelled a strong odor. This odor can only be developed by not washing feet for a year. Only then did he realize that he was holding the stinky shoes in his hand, and he threw them hard against the ceiling.
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Although the sound was not loud, it undoubtedly dropped a series of thunders in the already quiet hall. Everyone was shocked again and found the boot. The civil servant shouted: "It's my boots." (Remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com