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Chapter 585 He is stupid enough

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    Chen Lu judged that this was not necessarily what Our Lady of Taiyuan meant, and these people did not dare to go to war.

    He walked over, bowed his hands to everyone, picked up the chair set for himself, walked to Jinzi's side, and said: "Where are you leaning? I have to sit down. Why don't you wink at all? It's your fault.  You are still an elder! When the guests come, none of the hosts stand up, and they don¡¯t set up seats? I really don¡¯t know how you learned how to treat guests. I don¡¯t care about you, I will do it myself. "

    I looked around and shouted, "Saturn, set up a table for my old people, and like them, put on tea sets, there is no look at a little bit, do you want to want a red envelope at the end of the year?"

    ??Everyone looked at each other, and some of them laughed out loud. This unreliable elder from the three parties turned out to be a fool, and he couldn't tell the difference.

    Seeing that no one had come yet, Chen Lu wanted to shout again, but Jin Zi said, "Senior Chen, you are sitting in the wrong seat."

    Chen Lu said: "Really? Where should I sit?" Jin Zigang was about to speak.

    Chen Lu took the initiative to speak again: "Lao Jin, I only know you among the people here, but I still don't know about you. I must have wronged you. You don't look like the master! Who is the master?  Once you know the master, you know the seat, Lao Jin, are you negligent? Or are you just born so stupid?"

    Jin Zi¡¯s face turned blue and white for a while, but it was hard to get sick.  Then the one in the middle spoke.  His beard and hair are all white, not one of them is black. He looks like Tian Weng's beard, the roots are through the flesh, he is really a great god.  He said: "I am the master of Zixia Palace, Master Wanling."

    Chen Lu suddenly stood up, pointed at his nose and said: "You old man, remember, your surname is Li, right? It's a pity that you are from China and have not learned the hospitality of a country of etiquette.  , since you invited my old man here, why is it so brief? If it is not for the sake of official business, I will leave immediately."

    Master Wanling was speechless for a moment. This guy regarded himself as an outsider. He really didn¡¯t know how to answer.

    The official sitting on the right stood up and said: "Chen Zicheng, you are so rude. The master is the leader of the ten directions, but you are insulting him in front of him. How can it be justified? If you commit the crime below, this is a crime."

    Chen Lu sneered and said: "Who are you? How dare you point fingers at my old man? I am the elder of the three realms. Don't you know this? This is a crime for you. If you commit the next crime, come on, give him sixty blows first.  Pressed tofu.¡±

    Everything was in chaos. The clerks and masters on both sides, as well as the generals and soldiers standing at the door, ignored the rules and laughed so hard that even Master Wanling showed a smile on his face.

    Jin Zi slapped the gavel hard and shouted: "Don't laugh, there are no rules. Chen Zicheng, do you know today's errand?"

    Chen Lu laughed loudly and said: "Lao Jin, do you think you and I are that stupid? Of course you know, this is a three-chamber trial, and we just did it at Nibao Manor. Besides, I didn't know that your voice was  , we all know what he said again. Where are the prisoners? Why don¡¯t we see any prisoners?"

    He shouted, looked around, and said: "Old Jin, you are not the type to try a case. The criminals will be brought in later. Look at my old man. What are you doing? Just compete with that yamen and make a sound.  , those are all signs of incompetence. Do you know what that is called? Strong on the outside, hard on the inside, tough on the inside, superficial, tough on the outside, cowardly, and what else, usually I"

    "Let's get down to business. Why are you so long-winded? You" It's the Taoist priest.

    Chen Lu shouted: "I haven't finished speaking yet, but you are the one who is trying to take over the conversation again. I hate taking over the conversation the most in my life. The child who takes over the conversation will be dragged to the teacher's office for a spanking. I will settle the score with you later."

    Turning to Jin Zi, he said: "Let's talk about Lao Jin. This is not your house, nor is it your yamen. Why are you gesticulating and domineering here? What do you mean? You are here  The boss? What kind of master is Old Man Li? And this Niubi, which one of you two is the boss? Oh, by the way, I haven¡¯t asked Niubi yet"

    Master Wanling said: "Oh, I forgot to introduce, Niubi is"

    The Taoist priest said dissatisfiedly: "Master!"

    Master Wanling said: "Oh, I'm sorry, I was taken away by Chen Zicheng. This is the Taoist Master Nanzhu from Wujiding Yexian Temple on Lobby Mountain."

    Chen Lu clasped his fists and said, "Jiu Yang, you are also famous. I have heard of you. What is your last name?"

    Taoist Master Nanzhu had no choice but to say: "My common surname is Jiang."

    Chen Lu said: "Oh, which one is Jiang Yang, the thief, or the son of a bastard? There are no four points, plus a male thief and a female prostitute."?The female character is ginger?  You are considered an elder from all directions, and you can¡¯t even give me a last name!  "

    Everyone was stunned for a while, and suddenly burst into laughter.  Nanzhudao's face turned pale with anger, and he had to answer: "The word "ginger" at the end."

    Chen Lu nodded and said: "You're okay, you said it clearly enough, I praise you. But I have to continue what I said just now and say a few words to you. Where did you just say it? Oh, you are stealing the words. I didn't know you were stealing the words.  I pointed out this problem to you, so you should pay more attention to it in the future. If something happens, don¡¯t blame me for not reminding you."

    ??Everyone looks at each other, what can happen if they say something?

    Chen Lu looked around again in a serious manner and said, "What are you doing all this? Why are you looking at me? Do you all know me? You three adults, you don't know, you are burdened by fame."

    As he spoke, he waved to everyone and said: "Don't be obsessed with me, he is just a legend. We will sign autographs and take photos later. There is a case to be tried here, and it must be a major case. Otherwise, will it alarm the three elders like me? Lao Jin  , am I right? Hey? Boss Li, where are the criminals? Bring them here for quick trial? You know, I am very busy."

    The three of them looked at each other. Taoist Master Nanzhu's face turned red. He raised his hands to Master Wan Ling and said, "Master, I'm sorry for my incompetence, but I'd better hire someone else. Take my leave."

    Jinzi immediately stood up and said: "Master, this hasn't started yet. Please be patient and I will give you an explanation later."

    "What does the affairs of the world and the ten directions have to do with us practitioners? We are being insulted for no reason."

    Chen Lu also came over and said: "You are a bull nose and your body is not suitable for trying a case, let alone a big and important case. You are right. You are a monk originally. You are outside the Three Realms and are not among the Five Elements. There is no need to mix it up."  And. If you are insulted by that person again, it will ruin your reputation. You can go, I support you."

    Taoist Master Nanzhu couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "I don't know how you became the elder of the three realms? Just take care of yourself and say goodbye."

    Chen Lu said: "Go slowly, I won't send him off." He watched him float outside and disappeared.

    Chen Lu turned around and found that everyone was looking at him and said: "Two adults, why are you looking at me like this?" He made a look like he suddenly realized: "Wow, I understand, I understand, I am stupid enough  Yes. I¡¯m still waiting for someone to commit the crime? I¡¯m so stupid.¡±

    Jin Zi sneered and said, "There are times when you really understand."

    Master Wanling said: "Why are you stupid? You are not stupid! You are"

    Chen Lu immediately interrupted him and said, "Sir, please stop talking. I was wrong. I was really wrong. I apologize to both of you." He stood up and bowed deeply.

    Looking at the surprised expressions on their faces, he continued: "I, the chief interrogator, actually let the suspect go. This guy is a criminal, right? Do you think I am very smart?"

    As soon as the words came out, everyone was dumbfounded, completely dumbfounded. Is this person either a lunatic or a fool?  Just as Jin Zi was about to speak, Chen Lu immediately said: "You don't have to say anything. I have betrayed the Virgin Mary's trust in me. I will go to Taiyang Island to apologize to her in a moment. Oh, that's wrong. She is not an old woman, but a stunning beauty.  Beauty." (Remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com
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