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The toad said: "You originally had his pen, do you remember?"
Chen Lu said: "Remember, why don't you remember? It's because you are jealous of the many magic weapons I have. I don't know where I threw them all."
The toad said: "You still hate me now?"
Chen Lu felt that the old toad was a little different today, so he did not dare to tease him and said, "Master, now I understand."
"That's good, then throw away this broken bead. And your broken sword."
Chen Lu smiled and said, "Master, please spare my life."
The toad said: "It's not that I want your life, it's your broken things that want your life. Stop talking nonsense and come with me."
The toad floated up, followed by Chen Lu. When I reached the air, I saw a chaotic world in front of me. I couldn't open my eyes at all. I just felt like lightning, passing through the moon sky and arriving at a destination. Flowers are blooming, green trees are shading, white cranes are in groups, and birds and animals are walking around, all bowing their heads. Looking around, there are auspicious clouds and mist. It is indeed a good place to go.
The two stopped in the air and saw a village courtyard. Chen Lu looked at it and saw that it was a palace. I saw the majestic palace, with red walls and yellow tiles, and the roof ridges were connected, layer by layer. The rare birds and animals in the courtyard are strolling around. There are charming and beautiful women coming and going, walking in various manners, and pedestrians coming and going with fairy-like manners and elegant steps, showing their elegance.
Chen Lu was dumbfounded. After living for forty-eight years, he understood for the first time what the Immortal Cave Mansion was. Just as the two of them were about to descend in the air, streaks of green energy shot up into the sky. The two of them fell back several feet and fell into the dust.
Toad said: "Zicheng remember, no matter where you go in the world from now on, don't go up into the sky, otherwise you may hurt yourself. You can't go up here even more, both in the air and underground are within the power of the eight guardians. If you enter by mistake, you will be shattered into pieces."
Chen Lu judged that this might be what the world calls a dragnet. He looked at the sun subconsciously and felt that it was right next to him, as if it was a huge burning fireball, bigger than this temple. Chen Lu's eyes straightened. But what surprised him even more was that he couldn't feel any heat at all, which was very similar to the four seasons in the human world. He wondered if the sun was artificial.
What is unexpected is that you can also tell the time. Chen Lu judged that it was already the beginning of time, and when he saw that the master had disappeared, he could only hear his voice in the air: "Bring the bad disciple Chen Zicheng to pay homage to the Holy Mother."
Didn't hear any reply. Chen Lu looked at the door, but there was no plaque. This is unexpected. Which government office doesn¡¯t have a plaque? It seems that I have never seen anything like this.
While I was thinking wildly, an eight-legged giant beast floated out from the gate. It had four horns on its head. It was about two people in height and more than three feet long. Although Chen Lu was panicking, he thought that this was a fairy cave and there would be no danger. What's more, the master is right next to him, and he has the courage to say: "Hey, big guy, you look so majestic! What should I call you?"
The giant beast opened its eyes and stared blood red. It grinned wide, showing its fangs, and seemed to be smiling at Chen Lu.
Chen Lu said, "Oh my god, are you smiling? You're so ugly. Why is it uglier than crying?" He thought he should be like the golden unicorn from Lobby Mountain, carrying him to see the Holy Mother, and said, "Let's go." .¡±
This giant beast came over. Unexpectedly, it opened its huge mouth and swallowed Chen Lu in one fell swoop. It was so fast and lightning-fast that Chen Lu couldn't even react. Chen Lu closed his eyes. , it¡¯s over now, today I really have to go back to the road to hell, just in time to make him turn upside down. But when I thought about it again, I couldn't come back, and there was no trace of my body left.
I was thinking wildly, "You're here." A booming voice came out. Chen Lu opened his eyes. He was sitting in a car. The seat was covered with brocade mattresses. There was a tea table in the middle with a cup of tea on it. The tea was still steaming.
Someone spoke outside: "Are you the one who wants to see the Holy Mother?"
Chen Lu said: "Chen Lu and Chen Zicheng, the deputy envoys of the mission to the west from Heaven, the source of the ten directions, a suave person with a scumbag appearance, thick eyebrows and big bags under the eyes, who are loved by everyone and eat giant beasts on sight, pay homage to the Holy Mother." As he spoke, he knelt down.
"Don't kowtow here, do you want to kill me?" There was another loud voice.
Chen Lu was angry: "This means that I am still in your belly. How is it possible? Who can put these good things in your belly? What is in your belly? Just thinking about it makes me sick. Look at this world. , especially humans, who feel that smooth and smooth skin is not enough, and they also have to wear gorgeous clothes, but what is inside? Damn, they are full of goods. People also like to curse, cow shit has a shiny surface. Think about it To think this guy is as cute as cow shit.¡±
Chen Lu saidWith such a large set of theories, no one paid any attention to him. There was no movement outside for a long time. Are you surprised by his set of theories?
Chen Lu said: "Hey, Holy Mother, I have traveled thousands of miles to come to your fairyland, do you really not want me to see my true face?"
Someone spoke: "We are all watching you. What do you want from the Holy Mother?"
Chen Lu said: "My old man is a very important person in the world. I usually hear that the Virgin Mary is as beautiful as a fairy. Oh, I'm sorry, there is something wrong with that. She is a fairy and is loved by everyone, but it's not okay to say that. I can't." Let Sam, that little cherry bastard, fall in love with you, and you will be blessed with eternal life and eternal life. But when you ask about my old man, the Holy Mother doesn't recognize you. It's so disrespectful to me.'
"Stop, stop, what are you going to say?"
"It is said that the Holy Mother is the most wise, but my old man went to the underworld yesterday and saw Sam. I would like to ask the Holy Mother to explain it."
"Who is Sam?"
Chen Lu quit: "Tell me first who you are? You come so far away, you can't see anyone, and even ask questions on behalf of others. Why are you acting like some celebrities and letting me down, a big fan and a tightrope?" My old man refuses to answer, so send me back now. Tomorrow the whole world will know how Our Lady of Taiyuan rejected an upright fan and tightrope."
"Come out." This time it was still the same loud voice.
Chen Lu felt a glimmer of light, and before he could react, he was already sitting in a hall. Except for the small table in front of him and a cup of tea that he had already drank a few sips of, there was no furniture in the entire hall, and the room seemed particularly empty.
Except for Chen Lu, no one could be seen.
"Speak." It was a woman's voice, a woman's voice to be precise.
Chen Lu said: "I want to see the Holy Mother."
"This is me." This was obviously the voice of a young girl, with a soft and graceful voice.
Chen Lu laughed loudly and said: "My old man is recognized throughout the world as the ancestor of liars. The best liars are bad, and the good liars are lame. How dare you come to liar me?"
"How dare you, Chen Zicheng, talk to the Holy Mother?" There was an angry shout from inside, followed by a majestic voice.
I rely on it! He was really the boss. He didn't dare to question it anymore and said: "It's really not my fault. I thought the Holy Mother should be an old lady. Who would have thought that it would be a girl? Listening to this voice, she must be a beautiful girl. I The old man has one wife and twelve concubines, all of whom are as beautiful as gods. Compared with the voice of the Holy Mother, they all look like lions in the east of the river."
There was another burst of authority, but a burst of giggles came from inside. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com