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Chapter 376 The most wonderful couplet

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    Chen Lu said: "Nalan, you have something to say in your heart, right? Say it quickly and let me appreciate it."

    Nalan said: ¡°Brother Chen, I¡¯m afraid you¡¯ll be angry.¡±

    Chen Lu said: "Don't be angry. Just now you conformed to their wishes, but I lost. I am willing to worship you as my teacher. Please teach me."

    Nalan¡¯s face turned red from suppressing it, and he spoke out.  Chen Lu was stunned for a while and shouted: "Nalan!"

    Nalan panicked and said, "Brother, don't be angry, I didn't mean it."

    Chen Lu immediately grabbed his arm and said, "This is the perfect match in the world, Nalan, you don't know, this is the most wonderful couplet I have ever seen."

    Nalan thought, Brother Chen made that bald donkey go crazy with torture, and said: "Brother Chen, you hurt me."

    Chen Lu came to his senses and said, "Talented woman, amazing." The monks and nuns coming and going still turned a blind eye to the two of them, and they all still wore square scarves.  However, there are no more nuns here.

    Chen Lu asked: "Where is the abbot?"

    The monk stopped, shouted the Buddha's name, and then replied: "My husband asked, is it Yin or Yang?"

    Chen Lu was confused again. Nalan looked at the sun and said, "Yang Slope."

    The man was stunned for a moment, gave Nalan a thumbs up, and said, "Please move a few feet away, sir." After that, he left.

    The two people walked three or four feet away and looked, but there was nothing there. They looked ahead and saw that there were many monks walking up the slope, and a red accelerator was exposed there.

    Chen Lu asked Nalan: "That's it, how far is it?"

    Nalan said: "It's at least ten feet away, and they said it was three to five feet away, this bald donkey."

    Chen Lu suddenly realized, by the way, he was talking about fifteen feet, three and fifty-five. The people here are indeed talented. I expressed my sincere admiration and asked Nalan: "Why did you answer him like that just now? He raised his eyebrows at you.  Thumbs up."

    Nalan said: "He asked so simply, shady slope, sunny slope. It is difficult to live in others, but it is difficult for us. Brother Chen, what do you think we do?"

    Chen Lu said: "Shepherd."

    Nalan said: "That's right. There are many things to do. It's better to herd cattle and sheep. Look for sunny slopes in winter and shade in summer. What's the hard answer? Sunny slopes."

    Chen Lu was stunned, this is really knowledge.  The two walked up the hillside and saw two monks standing at the door, but no nun.  Chen Lu said: "I'd like to trouble you two to inform the abbot that someone wants to see you."

    A monk suddenly said: "You can't do it without me."

    Chen Lu knew that this was a school test and he couldn¡¯t answer the questions. Nalan retorted, ¡°Anyone can pass.¡±

    The monk stretched out his thumb and said, "My dear sir, please come." Chen Lu was already sweating profusely.  Holy shit, is this okay?

    There was a fat monk in the room, wearing a red cassock and a square scarf, sitting upright on the lotus seat.  Chen Lu has been confused for so many years.  All the monks were vegetarians, but among the monks he came into contact with, he didn't see any skinny ones. Most of them were fat and fat.

    Chen Lu had already experienced the talents of the people here and no longer dared to talk to Lang. He bowed next to the release pond.  Nalan ignored them and was looking at the fish and tortoise in the release pond.  Some are dead and floating on top.

    Chen Lu was afraid that he would ask questions for the exam, so he quickly said, "Master."

    "Wait a minute," the abbot interrupted, "Say, there is a master here."

    Chen Lu was covered in cold sweat again, wondering what the allusion was.  Nalan came over and pulled Chen Lu and said loudly: "Hurry up, look, there is a bastard floating in the pool."

    "Don't talk nonsense, there is a master here."

    "Don't talk nonsense, there's a bastard floating in the pool."

    "Believers, please look at me. There is a giant in red."

    "My lord, ignore him, he is a green-bellied bastard floating in the pool."

    The monk was so shocked that he hurriedly stepped off the lotus seat and bowed his hands. Due to excessive force, the square scarf suddenly fell into the release pond. A bastard happened to swim over, put it on his head, and swam away in a majestic manner.

    The monk showed off his cleanly shaved head with lines, but no scars.  Chen Lu was already so shocked that he was covered in sweat.

    The monk said: "Poor monk Yuan Wen, this little Xianggong is the most talented man in the world that I have seen in my life."

    The two of them were shocked when they heard him talk about the ten directions of the world.  Chen Lu couldn't care about anything else.  He was conceited throughout his life.  He calls himself a master of writing, but no one will take him seriously.  In life, I have always been willing to take advantage of the weak and not take the hard. When I meet a capable person, I would rather die than give in.

    But when he meets knowledgeable people, he becomes timid.  Especially those who admire from the bottom of their hearts always feel that they are?The article is still convincing, even though he scolds all the scholars in the world.

    He often slanders monks and Taoism, but now he is completely convinced by this theory.  The whole monastery can be called literary and virtuous.

    Yuan Wen said: "You should go back first, there is no one you want to find here."

    Chen Lu felt like a thorn in his back and said, "I realize my mistake. I feel ashamed and have to say goodbye." He pulled Nalan and walked out.

    Nalan said: "What is our errand? Did we fool you with just a few words?"

    "Shut up," Chen Lu said. He pulled Nalan up. No one dared to look at him again. He was as anxious as a bereaved dog and as busy as a fish that slipped through the net.  When he reached the archway, he whistled, pulled Nalan and flew onto his horse.

    Nalan was confused, but he didn¡¯t dare to disobey him too much, so he had to listen to his arrangements.  The big green horse soared into the air and returned to the camp.  Chen Lu took Nalan and hurriedly walked into the meeting hall. Everyone greeted each other. Seeing that Chen Lu's face was not good, and there were stains of sweat on his face, he knew that the start was not good, so no one asked.

    Li Da said: "You two, don't be discouraged. Victory or defeat is a common occurrence for military strategists."

    Chen Lu waved his hand and said, "Your Majesty, I, Zicheng, think I am very knowledgeable. I am really embarrassed today, but Nalan is more knowledgeable than me." He told what happened.

    Li Da was writing something and said: "Say the first sentence."

    Chen Lu said it once, Li Da wrote it, read it for a while, laughed loudly, and said: "Master Zicheng, you have been deceived by them. They are just a bunch of white people, Mr. Bai Zi. This sentence is a gift to the son."  She Qi was misunderstood by them."

    Chen Lu was stunned, and after thinking about it for a moment, it was really a line from "The Book of Songs: Meng".  Needless to say, that sentence is "I am pregnant with others" in "The Book of Songs¡¤Juan Er".  Chen Lu endured it for a while, but couldn't hold it back anymore and burst into laughter. He looked at each other and smiled at Li Da.

    Chen Lu walked to Nalan, bowed, and said, "Nalan, I lost the battle and wronged you."

    Nalan said: "It failed. This is also the first time I have seen Mr. Chen lose willingly and convinced. It is just like Mr. Chen said, everyone in the world has weaknesses." Everyone sighed again.

    Chen Lu said a few more words that Nalan was right about, and everyone laughed again.

    Chen Lu said: "Eleventh Lang's information is wrong. Whether Wenxian Temple is arty or seeking fame and reputation, it should have nothing to do with the incident of Ha San."

    Eleven Lang's voice came from the air: "Mr. Chen, the information is absolutely accurate. You have been deceived. Don't you usually hate judging people by their appearance? You are not immune to this." (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel  .com
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