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Chapter 107 The charming Gua Erlang

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    The old man selling melons said: "Your Majesty, all the veterans are ready. Come on, let's do it."

    Chen Lu laughed loudly, making everyone in the hall laugh so much that Monk Zhang Er was confused. This guy has a masochistic feeling. It would cost him his flesh, but he was happy.  The Melon King couldn't help but ask: "What kind of meat is that? It immediately became a delicacy in our mouths. Why are you so happy?"

    Chen Lu said: "My old man is laughing at you fools. It's not too troublesome to cut a piece and cook a piece. And not everyone is wrong. All melons can get a piece."

    "Yes, that makes sense. What do you think we should do?"

    "This is not easy! Set up a big pot, put oil on it and boil it. Throw my old man into the oil pot and cook until it becomes pulpy. You prepare the condiments and share the food. Isn't that the end! You can't share the meat.  Even a sip of soup can turn you into an immortal."

    The old man selling melons said: "Your Majesty, I think this guy is playing tricks on us. He is just an ordinary person, no different from those people from the Celestial Dynasty. Where does he come from with such great ability, and how can he become something like meat?"

    Chen Lu found that the Melon King was also looking at him suspiciously. Chen Lu said: "What? It can't be done, right? My old man, please tell me clearly. You want to cut my flesh, but there is no way. I have been here for a long time, and only then did I realize that  You old man selling melons has a pretty good IQ. Hey, old man, I recommend you to be the king."

    The old man selling melons looked horrified and said, "Don't talk about these nonsense, let's get to the point."

    Chen Lu said: "Well, you are a smart melon. Now I will give you a chance. You can take a sword and try to cut my flesh. Just try, it doesn't matter."

    The old man selling melons said: "It's not my fault, it's because you don't want to live anymore. I am the protector of the melon country. For hundreds of years, no one can escape my sword."

    As he spoke, he walked over with a melon-cutting knife and stabbed Chen Lu silently.  There was only a crisp sound of metal hitting, followed by a scream.  Everyone was surprised when they saw that it was the protector who was shouting.

    Chen Lu chuckled and said, "Stop howling, I'll tell you the truth. I'm showing mercy. Otherwise, you would have become a ghost a long time ago, so what kind of immortality would you be cultivating? Your Majesty, do you believe me?"

    When the Melon King saw that this was indeed something extraordinary, he shouted: "Put up the frying pan!"

    A big pot was set up at the door and the dried melon seedlings were used to light the fire. The melon king looked at Chen Lu and drooled.  Wow, what is Tang Monk meat? If you eat it, you will become an immortal. You don¡¯t have to practice so hard anymore.  Beauty is a beauty.

    At this time, someone came to report that the Zen master had arrived. The king was so panicked that he hurriedly left his seat and shouted: "Quickly please, play music." A person came in during a burst of Watermelon Taro's theme song. Chen Lu saw that it was Zen Master Wumu.  Chen Lu knew for sure that these were reinforcements brought in by Da Qingma.

    Chen Lu asked for the big green horse to be put in the group of horses, just to avoid being discovered by them. A missing horse in such a group of horses would not attract their attention.

    King Gua welcomed Zen Master Wumu into the hall with greetings.  Zen Master Wumu's face was filled with dark clouds. Before he could sit down, he pointed at King Gua's nose and said, "Guar Erlang. You are cold, you are ruthless, and you are unreasonable. Why are you arresting my friend?"

    This melon king is called Gua Erlang, why not call him Watermelon Taro?  Only then did Chen Lu know his name.  The Melon King is anxious. He cannot afford to offend Zen Master Ebony. He can provide shade, blow strong winds, become entangled in the soil, and even fall down and hit you.  Any one of these activities can cause the Melon Kingdom to suffer disaster. For thousands of years, the Melon Kingdom has never dared to offend Zen Master Wumu, or Shujie.

    Gua Erlang panicked and asked quickly: "Is it true that I don't know who is the Zen Master's closest relative or friend?"

    Zen Master Wumu pointed at Chen Lu and said: "These people are all friends of this Zen Master. What do you think, Gua Erlang, can you let them go? Those who don't know are not to blame. The previous incident of this Zen Master just pretended that it never happened."

    Gua Erlang was taken aback and said: "Brother, I don't understand. We are in the world of immortals, and they are in the world of secular people. Since ancient times, immortals and secular people have different paths. They go their own ways and never interact with each other until death. How can we become friends?"

    Zen Master Wumu sneered: "You really have the nerve to say that you go your own way, then why do you want to arrest people? You also break bones and suck out marrow, cook and eat meat, you are so shameless, haha, I am drunk and even the wall will not accept it, so just accept it  you."

    This meal made Gua Erlang speechless.  Zen Master Wumu said: "I know that you have been deceived by others. To tell you the truth, I am also a person who has been deceived by others. I was deceived by others and almost caused a catastrophe. You should let me go now. It is not too late. I will protect you."  No worries. If you don¡¯t pull back from the brink, your death will come.¡±

    Gua Erlang reacted and suddenly changed his color: "EbonyHey, I want to know you for many years, so please be polite. Don't pay attention by mistake and think I'm afraid of you.  You and I have always been in harmony with each other. Today, I am about to finish my work, but you come to disrupt the situation. Don't think that I can't do anything to you.  This king is so angry that he even drinks your blood and eats your flesh.  "

    At this time, Zen Master Wumu had already sat down. After hearing what he said, he jumped up early and shouted: "Gua Erlang, don't be too arrogant. You and I have always kept our peace, but you have offended me this time."  . I tell you responsibly, my children are waiting outside, and within two-quarters of an hour, if I don¡¯t go back, your home will immediately turn into ruins.¡±

    Chen Lu spoke at this time: "Old Zen Master, seeing that my old man is suffering this, you can't let him go. Let's start work. Be careful to protect your own place."

    Gua Erlang Zai Gua also saw the problem and said: "So you are in a group, what nonsense are you doing to deceive others like Tang Monk? It's better now, it's even more lively, there's an Ebony Zen Master here, you formed a group and still deceived me."  Come on. Let's settle it once and for all. Ebony, let's see." As he spoke, two green lights shot out from above his head.  Zen Master Wumu shook his head and disappeared.

    Within a moment, everyone heard a sound like a landslide and a tsunami, which was breathtaking.  The protector crawled in and said with a cry: "Your Majesty, the strong wind that comes from nowhere has smashed our home into pieces, and it is getting bigger and bigger. Your Majesty, please think of a way quickly."

    Chen Lu laughed loudly and said, "It's really funny. I don't know where the wind came from, and where else. Don't you know who you offended? Haha."

    At this time, the sound of houses collapsing outside, screams, the roar of trees, and the sound of chopping melons and vegetables were getting closer and closer.  Gua Erlang's face turned pale and he shouted: "Master Zen, I'm wrong, please stop."

    Chen Lu still laughed: "It's fun, it's fun, don't be busy, play for a while. Hey, Gua Erlang, where was your heroic spirit just now? You've given up after a while."

    At this time, Zen Master Wumu stood in the hall again and asked, "Where did you go wrong?"

    "I shouldn't have broken the law of eating meat and killed animals indiscriminately. I will release the Chinese Han people immediately."

    "How can I believe you, Zen Master? What should I do if you make trouble again after I leave?"

    ¡°Don¡¯t dare anymore, Master Zen, stop now.¡± (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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