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Li Dandao greeted them one by one, drank wine, and also met the Mang Zhangren of Bei Mang Plains, the mountain god of Saga Mountain and the ghost of Saga Mountain, etc.
But there is no Tian Wu.
Li Dandao didn¡¯t know why, but he also felt that these ghosts and gods didn¡¯t just gather together.
Fortunately, the wine is delicious and the food is good.
"My miraculous doctor, I have a disease that I don't know if it can be cured." But it was a lame old man: "Back then, I was chased by a hunter in the mountains and my leg was broken. It has not healed yet, and my legs and feet are extremely inconvenient."
Li Dandao looked at his leg: "It's been a long time. If you want to cure it, you have to break the already grown bones and adjust the bones."
"Huh? Wouldn't that hurt the old man to death?" The old man heard that he wanted to break it again.
Li Dan said: "If you are drunk, I will give you two more doses of anesthetic. If you pass out, I will knock it off, then re-debridement, bone setting, and deformity removal will be possible. If you just rely on taking medicine or something, , I guess it¡¯s difficult, you belong to surgery, not internal medicine.¡±
This old man is a deer spirit. Thinking about it at this time, he is still lame.
"Today's banquet, although there is singing and dancing, is still a bit boring. Who can tell stories and entertain?"
"It's better to beat the drums and pass the order. Wherever it goes, tell a story, whether it's a story or a joke, there must be something worthwhile."
"Okay!" Lord Zhongshan said, "I'll go first. My story is about King Zhou Mu meeting the Queen Mother of the West."
"But the story has nothing to do with King Mu. It is said that King Mu visited the West, traveling thirty thousand miles a day, and met the Queen Mother of the West in Kunlun. When they parted, they agreed to come back in three years."
"Emperor Mu only visited the West for more than fifty years, and he only met the Queen Mother of the West for three days. He died shortly after returning. However, the book says that Emperor Mu lived a hundred and four years, so why didn't he go back to see the Queen Mother of the West?"
Jinghe Longjun said: "Who can know the things of ancient times?"
"Who passed down the book of Emperor Mu?"
"This? I don't know."
"The Qin Dynasty and the Zhou Dynasty ended the chaos of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. However, the ancestors of Qin were just the charioteers of the Emperor Zhou. This is what the so-called Zaofu means. Zaofu took the spirit of the best peach spirit from the peach grove that Kuafu turned into Zhuri. , made it into a car, and also found a Pegasus that travels thirty thousand miles a day.¡±
"Thirty thousand miles a day! I'm afraid it's not a physical journey."
"That's right, it was the soul that traveled and found the land of the Queen Mother of the West." Lord Zhongshan said: "Emperor Mu died after he came back, but Cepheid is still alive and passed down the story."
"Is it possible for the Queen Mother of the West to fall in love with Emperor Mu? Why does Emperor Mu not want to stay in the country of the Queen Mother of the West and suddenly wants to come back?"
"Emperor Mu stole something from the Queen Mother of the West." Lord Zhongshan said, "And this thing, Zaofu informed his descendants, that is, the first emperor of the Qin Dynasty."
Jingyang Longjun became interested and asked: "What kind of treasure is it?"
"It was Chu who destroyed Qin, not Han. How could I know?" said Lord Zhongshan.
"Dong! Dong!" The little eunuch below was beating the small drum, which seemed to be like a battlefield.
An order was passed among the guests.
"stop!"
But it was Taigong Chen who got the order: "Alas! What stories can this old man have that are new and fresh to tell?"
"Speak quickly! Speak quickly! Don't rely on your old age to show off. There are many people much older than you here!" There was a commotion at the banquet.
Chen Taigong said: "It is a strange thing to think about it, but it may not be a strange thing to you."
"Stop whining!" A mountain scorpion is the most impatient.
"At that time, I was an official in Shu, and I heard a story from the Liang Dynasty in the Southern Dynasties. There was a man named Fei Mi who was farming. He suddenly heard a woman singing. He felt very strange, so he went to look for her."
¡°We searched until we reached the mountains, but it started raining, so we found a crevice in the rocks to hide from the rain.¡±
"While he was hiding from the rain, he saw these women in purple clothes singing."
"There are so many! Seven or eight. If this person has lustful thoughts, he will stop these women."
The result!
"What happened?" Na Shanxiao asked.
"The man's son saw that his father hadn't come back for a few days, so he went to the mountains to look for him. He saw his father in the cracks of the rocks. The thing was stuck on the thorn of a hedgehog, and he was already bleeding to death."
¡°How unserious!¡±
"Haha! I just like to hear such unseemly things. I won't listen to anything that doesn't involve such bizarre things next time!" Zhong ?Jun is Liu Bang's brother. He is actually a farmer and likes earthy food the most.
"Those women are hedgehogs?"
"How could it be? It's probably because I met a naughty ghost."
Li Dandao also heard this story, but it was not this version. It was this man who thought it was strange, so he went to call the women. When the women turned around, they had clothes but no body, and something similar to bird feathers under their hats. .
By the time his son went to look for him, he seemed to have been dead for more than a hundred days. There were also some dead hedgehogs around him, with only their thorns left.
It looks a bit like the Deathly Haunted Demon in Harry Potter.
Next came another burst of orders, which reached Li Dandao intentionally or unintentionally.
"Doctor Li, do you have any stories?"
Li Dandao was about to show off his secret medicine when he immediately said: "I do have a story here. My story about foxes is quite obscene. Is there anyone here who is a fox? If you mind, I won't tell it."
"I don't mind! I don't mind! You tell me! Tell me!" But it was the man in red with phoenix eyes who said with a smile: "Let me see if I know."
Li Dandao said: "Everyone is happy to hear this story. I also heard it from a salesman."
"I have a medicine here that can make a man live a vigorous life and return to his prime. Even if he fights all night long, he will not be tired. It is just because I am young and this medicine is a medicine for tigers and wolves. It is not easy to sell it. I can earn some food. Sold to a traveling salesman."
"This story is what he told me."
"The story goes that there was a man who was a butcher butcher of pigs. He was very strong and good with weapons. He begged a wife, but he tortured her to death. But he took it one day at a time."
"Oh? There are also such strange people and strange things?"
"That's right! This kind of man is really a real man, and he should make good friends with him."
¡°It¡¯s not just you who think so, there are also people who think so.¡±
"There is a piebald fox who is ugly in terms of the aesthetics of the fox clan. There is no one of her kind who can get along with her. Moreover, her destiny is red fire, and she particularly likes such things that harmonize yin and yang. She often interacts with tigers, bears, and wolves. Wang Xianjiao, but these creatures cannot be satisfied with her.¡±
"One night when I stole a chicken, I saw the butcher, who was tall and thick. He went to the widow's door at night. The thing was so majestic that it was almost coiled up."
"Oh?" Lian Jingyang Longjun was also shocked: "I think it would be great to cut it off and soak it in wine."
Li Dandao felt a chill in his crotch.
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