"Why? Why? Why did this happen?" Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to cry, but looked at Yang Keer who was having fun on the platform, he was depressed and entangled.
Yesterday's waist injury is now very good, but the strength and agility have not improved much. After trying it, it can barely increase by 20 to 30%. In other words, the strength can be compared with the d-type zombie, and the agility can be compared with the s-type zombie.
But what is the use of this? In the past, killing the d-type and killing the s-type was the same as killing Xiaoqiang. Isn't it a dish when encountering d2? It's the same even if you meet a mutant beast, so why not be a crazy cowboy again?
Zhang Xiaoqiang was still complaining about himself, so why did Yang Keer, that little girl transform into Popeye, become an unbeatable Xiaoqiang? Why is it that the little girl just got a good night's sleep and got strength out of thin air after taking a few times of tuba, and she became Xiaoqiang after being tortured to death? There is also the side effect of starving to death when injured!
"Could it be that my name is unlucky!" Zhang Xiaoqiang wondered, "It's all because of "Tang Bohu Spotting Autumn Fragrance"" Several invisible clouds hovered around him, full of resentment!
"Ah!!! Yah!" Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed deeply, he had no choice but to be like this, no matter how bad the name was, it was still obtained by his parents, and they have accompanied him for more than 30 years, even though his classmates molested him in school, and he went on a blind date. When the woman hit him, he couldn't lift his head up for more than ten years. But it can be regarded as living up to now, those old classmates and girls have now become zombies!
"Uncle, don't sigh anymore! Don't worry, I will protect you!" Yang Ke'er walked over and said proudly, the little girl raised her head high, her eyes seemed to be aiming at the top of the cave, and her small chest also stood out. The little quail egg was also tightly stretched by the camouflage uniform.
"" Zhang Xiaoqiang looked even more depressed when he looked at Yang Ke'er who was proud like a little peacock.
"Don't worry, uncle, in the future, whoever wants to bully you, I will beat him, and whoever you want to bully, I will bully him with you." Yang Ke'er patted the quail eggs on his chest and assured Zhang Xiaoqiang.
"It's interesting! At last, it's not in vain, and I have a conscience!" Zhang Xiaoqiang felt better, and then thought about something wrong: "Isn't I already a soft food?"
The man's self-esteem dispelled the idea of ??relying on the little girl in the future.
"Give you a little smile and you will treat it as love, and give you a little sunshine and you will treat it as brilliant? See what you look like now? Have you done today's practice?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang put on the face of an elder and taught the little girl who was a little ignorant.
"What, now that I am stronger, I can let go of some exercises!"
Yang Ke'er was upset, and said timidly.
"Is the ant stronger than a cat? What's your attitude now? Is your tail raised?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang reprimanded Yang Ke'er, with an expression of hating iron but not steel all over his face.
Yang Ke'er took a long time to exercise and muttered: "Ants can't beat cats no matter how much they train! They are uneducated, and they don't know how to use metaphors!"
"What are you muttering about? Don't think I can't hear you! Why don't you go quickly?" Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly yelled behind Yang Ke'er!
"Didn't say anything! I'm so annoying, I don't look like an uncle now, I look like an aunt." Yang Ke'er brandished the horn gun with rebar as the body for assassination practice.
"Xiao Mian, play with me?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little complacent, it seems that the saying that those who work hard to manage others is not bad! Then I started to feel melancholy again. If a man can't hide under a woman's skirt, he will cock up.
Zhang Xiaoqiang cheered himself up, and began to recall the details of the day before yesterday, "The glass of rain water that the little girl drank was 80% full! The glass I drank was 50% full. Could it be that the portion did not meet the standard?" Zhang Xiaoqiang thought he had found a reason to be excited ran to the bucket.
"Why is there no response? I don't want to sleep, I don't want to get a big size, I don't feel anything?" Zhang Xiaoqiang sat on the bed with a roll of toilet paper and waited for a response, but the reality is cruel, and there was no reaction at all!
"Is it only effective for women?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was very painful, it was the pain of seeing that he was not even as good as a woman.
"Is it only effective for the first time?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was very bored, a boredom of being overwhelmed by a woman.
Male chauvinism is the only idea Zhang Xiaoqiang believes in, and he has fought for it all his life. He had no chance before, but now he finally tastes the pleasure and feeling of being a big man in Yang Keer. But was hit by the reality now.
"It's not easy being a man, especially being a tough man!" Zhang Xiaoqiang kept expressing emotion.
"Hey, ha, and, ha!" Yang Ke'er seriously practiced assassination on the platform, sweat kept oozing from her forehead, and slid down her cheeks to her chin, shining brightly.Dripping with her movements.
Zhang Xiaoqiang stared blankly at Yang Keer's practice, and gave up on the weird rainwater. He can be sure that the effect of rainwater on the human body is only effective for the first time. Like Yang Keer's great strength and beauty, Zhang Xiaoqiang only got it. The beauty effect, although the strength and speed have also been improved, compared with Yang Ke'er, it is negligible.
"In the apocalypse, you can't rely on your looks!" Zhang Xiaoqiang is very disapproving of how young he is, even if he has plastic surgery, he still can't meet the standard of a handsome boy, and besides, there are no rich women in the apocalypse!
Rain is a good thing. The first rain was completely different from this time. The first rain made Zhang Xiaoqiang feel like an Eighth Route Army soldier being tortured by the Japanese army. Even that little rain almost made him confess.
The second rain felt more like slimming tea. Except for the chrysanthemum, everything else was good. It was fine to drink a large cup. It seemed to be a good medicine for human beings.
"Baby!" After Zhang Xiaoqiang figured it out, he saw that there was still half a bucket of rainwater, and he was a little bit happy, so he put it away anyway.
Seeing that most of the plastic pots are full of rainwater, I feel that there is not enough rainwater. I can keep it for my son if I don¡¯t use it!
Thinking of his son Zhang Xiaoqiang, he sighed again: "I don't know where the hell is my son?" Little girl? Just her white board figure? Not considered for now.
There is never too much good stuff, Zhang Xiaoqiang was carrying a big bucket and was about to pick up some more. Seeing the sweating Yang Keer, the god of otaku descended on him again. If you can lie down, don¡¯t sit down, if you can¡¯t exert yourself, then don¡¯t exert yourself.¡±
"Anyway, she has great strength, so it's useless!" Zhang Xiaoqiang has no awareness of the use of child labor. He greeted Yang Ke'er and walked towards the entrance of the cave with two large plastic pots.
"Kang Dang" the plastic bucket fell to the ground and turned a few times before rolling to one side.
"Oh! The sun is out! I haven't seen the sun for a long time!" Yang Ke'er stood in the sun and cheered.
Nearly four months after the end of the world, the sky was gloomy, and the obscure clouds were reluctant to give even a little more light, making the world even more desolate. Now the rain has stopped, the sun is out, and the golden light is scattered on the earth, shining a golden yellow.
The warm sunshine shone on Zhang Xiaoqiang's body, but his heart felt a little chilly: "Could it be that a man will really be unlucky if he touches that thing? Why doesn't everything go well?"
Seeing Yang Ke'er cheering in the sun, Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind flashed a children's book he had read somewhere: "Grandpa Sun came out, and the little girl was smiling in the sun!" (Remember this website: www.hlnovel.com