The corner of Lin Xuan's mouth twitched slightly, and he hardly knew what to say.
Because, in Lin Xuan's view, although Saint Nuwa is outstanding in appearance, she is generous.
The temperament is pure and pure, not of the ordinary generation.
Being able to get a woman like Nuwa Saint is really a blessing from Lin Xuan's three lives.
But¡¡
This guy's cooking skills are really incompetent
"What is this that dark bowl?"
"It's still red and blackit's really strange!"
Lin Xuan took a deep breath, remained silent for a while, and then asked Saint Nuwa.
In front of Lin Xuan, they were all black objects.
There is only a bowl of white rice, which is barely a pass.
However, a bowl of white rice is really not a difficult existence.
It was really hard for Lin Xuan to connect the bowls of black objects with the word "vegetables".
These dishes don't seem to care about their ugly appearance, on the contrary, they are a little fancy, looking at Lin Xuan affectionately, and wanting Lin Xuan to taste himself very enthusiastically.
At this time, Lin Xuan couldn't help feeling a little panicked.
He felt that if he really put chopsticks on these dishes, he was afraid that his cultivation as a cultivator would collapse.
Thousands of penances will be poisoned to death.
"A dark bowl? HeheYou are joking, Mr. Isn't this your favorite tomato scrambled eggs?"
Saint Nuwa said to Lin Xuan with a gentle smile on her face.
"You told me meow, this is scrambled eggs with tomato?"
Lin Xuan couldn't control his surprise, and couldn't help but screamed.
He is stupid!
I really didn't expect that in front of me this sticky, dark lump turned out to be scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
"Sister, what's wrong with you? I Didn't do well?"
Seeing Lin Xuan losing his composure, Saint Nuwa couldn't help showing aggrieved expression.
People put a lot of thought into this meal errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Although Saint Nuwa is the only female saint among the six saints of heaven, she has a high status in the Three Realms.
But no matter how strong a woman is, she will reveal her vulnerable side in front of the man she loves.
Seeing Lin Xuan's appearance of "wanting to eat people", Bi Xiao couldn't help snorting coldly, walked forward quickly, pulled Nuwa Saint, and said to Lin Xuan coquettishly:
"Humph! Mr., don't be aggressive! My sister is not easy!"
Lin Xuan came back to his senses, with an unconscious expression of apology on his face, touched the back of his head, and said:
"Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, Youxi, I was very touched by your cooking today I was just too surprised"
"Also, I'm a little curious, how did the tomato scrambled eggs turn so black?"
Lin Xuan apologized and asked, expressing his curiosity.
"I put a little soy sauce."
"I feel that the soy sauce you made tastes very fresh. If you add it, it must be delicious."
Sage Nuwa said timidly.
This soy sauce is "Haitian Yipinxian" made by Lin Xuan himself, and of course the taste is outstanding.
but¡¡
soy sauce?
Damn it!
Lin Xuan was even more dumbfounded. He never thought that someone would put soy sauce in scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
This is so
Is it something people do?
Lin Xuan suddenly felt that he was so frightened by the thunder that he could hardly extricate himself.
"A little soy sauce?"
Lin Xuan was silent for a long time.
Looking at the dark tomatoes and eggs, he asked Saint Nuwa.
What the hell is a little soy sauce?
"Well, about half a bottle was used."
Saint Nuwa nodded with a serious face.
Lin Xuan suddenly felt as if he had been hit by a lightning strike of 100,000 volts, and he broke the defense.
He is very skeptical now, if this half bottle of soy sauce goes down, doesn't it have to become tomato and egg soup?
What about these soups?
"Sanggong, what's the matter? Try it, maybe it's delicious?"
Nuwa sage has a pair of watery eyesLooking at Lin Xuan with his big eyes, he said excitedly.
Uh uh uh what are you excited about?
Lin Xuan was speechless.
"Ahem take medicine oh no, let's eat!"
In Lin Xuan's mind, he couldn't help filling in the scene of "Pan Jinlian feeding medicine to Wu Dalang", and he greeted everyone to sit down and eat.
Meishan Wumei, Lin Pan, and Lin Xuan were seated.
Of course, there are very few opportunities for Meishan Wumei to cook. Over the years, the most she has done is to cook a little porridge.
Therefore, there are not many dishes. In addition to tomato scrambled eggs, there are also a few simple dishes such as fried pork slices with vegetables.
Except for the horrific tomato scrambled eggs, several other dishes are not inedible.
However, Saint Nuwa obviously made a lot of weight.
Because besides the seven of them, Meishan has so many pets.
If you make less, I'm afraid it's not enough to eat.
"Oh, let's eat!"
Lin Pan cheered, clapped his little hands and said.
On the outside, he is a brat, a little devil in the world.
But in Meishan Courtyard, in front of his father, he will always be a child who will never grow up.
No, isn't it cute?
Everyone start.
Lin Xuan lowered his head, and ate the porridge in his hand with a dull head. There was a little bit of vegetables, but he just went for the vegetables.
"Didn't I like to eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes the most on fair days? Why are you still not moving?"
"That's right! The scrambled eggs with tomatoes cooked by Xianggong are all red and yellow in color. Sister Youxi's bowl is very distinctive, it is actually black It seems that there is also innovation!"
"Exactly. I also think the black tomato scrambled eggs are more distinctive. We are all tired of eating Xianggong's roasted eggs!"
Meishan Wumei You say a word, I say a word.
It's rather embarrassing for Nuwa saint to be praised by them.
Lin Xuan was unmoved, but only vaguely said:
"Well I don't know why today, I have no appetite."
"Hehe, that's because my husband has no luck. It seems that we are the only ones who have tasted sister Youxi's craftsmanship!"
Queen Mother Xi and others made fun of Lin Xuan, and then began to attack the plate of mutated tomato scrambled eggs.
Everyone took a sip one after another.
Boom!
In an instant, the space seemed to freeze.
"Damn it!"
"Where's the water?"
"vomit~"
"I can not make it!"
The sound of wailing sounded one after another.
Looking for water looking for water, retching retching, the most exaggerated is Bi Xiao, who directly fell on the case table
"Is it so unpalatable?"
"you!"
No matter how good-tempered Nuwa Saint is, at this moment, she couldn't help but feel that she had suffered a huge humiliation.
She snorted coldly, and her mood was suddenly not beautiful.
In the next second, her face became even uglier¡ª¡ª
Because she saw that Shi Qilin and Dabai, after eating the tomato scrambled eggs she cooked, were foaming at the mouth, with their feet on their backs, their stomachs turned out, and they were constantly twitching
What the hell is this called?
This is a dish, and it's not poisonous
You are all saints, is it possible that there is any poison in the Three Realms that can poison you to death?
If you don't eat it, I will eat it myself!
Saint Nuwa was a little angry, and then stretched out her chopsticks.
Later, we can see¡ª¡ª
In the Meishan small courtyard, there was one more person who started frantically looking for water.
"Hey, it would be great if I could have more cooks to work for me My wives seem a bit unreliable!"
"Even if they are willing to learn, I'm still not willing to teach If the tone is a little harsher, I'm afraid I won't get any good results!"
Lin Xuan pondered secretly in his heart.
My own wife, if I don't love myself, who will love me?
Therefore, over the years, Lin Xuan has always loved his wives in Meishan Courtyard, and dared not say anything serious, for fear of hurting their hearts.
It's okay to do this to my wife, but it's not okay to do this to my apprentice
"It's not easy to find a small worker in the barren mountains and mountains."
Lin Xuan suddenly felt a little troubled again.
At this moment.
There were knocking sounds on the wooden door of Meishan Courtyard.