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Not only Meishan Simei was dumbfounded, but Di Jun was also dumbfounded.
He never thought that his son would be his big brother now!
"I'm going to kill you!"
"If I had known back then, I would rather endure it for a few minutes and shoot you on the wall!"
"It's better to give birth to a pig than to give birth to you!"
Di Jun went crazy on the spot!
It's just a scolding for the landing pressure.
But after all, Di Jun couldn't speak out, so when these words came out of Di Jun's mouth, it was a series of twittering.
"Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!"
Di Jun's face was flushed, his eyes the size of mung beans were full of anger.
"Oh! Still not convinced? The Zulong lying in the pond was not as crazy as you back then!"
Seeing Di Jun like this, Lu Ya was even more annoyed.
Among the small courtyards in Meishan, the ones who have the best chance of becoming a Hunyuan saint are Luya and Zulong.
Zulong got the fortune of the seven dragon balls given by Lin Xuan, and now sank to the bottom of the pond, and began to practice with great concentration.
It hasn't come out for such a long time.
Now that he has become a sage of Hunyuan, he thinks that he has secured the third place in Meishan courtyard.
Of course, we still have to rule out Meishan Simei first.
? After all, Meishan has four beauties, that is to win by appearance.
What if Senior Lin Xuan took him into the harem, wouldn't his status just go up?
Lu Ya knew in his heart that senior Lin Xuan was too strong.
In the future, it is necessary to recruit some younger brothers.
Therefore, Lu Ya must ensure his position in the Meishan Courtyard.
Except for Lin Xuan and Dabai, his chicken brother is Meishan's leader.
The previous Lu Ya did not have this kind of heart, because for Lu Ya, being the Prince of the Golden Crow naturally had his own pride.
But it's different now.
After the battle between Lu Ya and Tianting, Lu Ya has completely surrendered to Lin Xuan's hands.
Lu Ya has long regarded Lin Xuan as the master of his life.
Now that everyone has returned to their hearts, the plan that is uniquely favored by the master must be put into action.
Thinking of this, Lu Ya decided to kill birds and respect monkeys, and slapped him again.
Di Jun was slapped directly by Lu Ya, and blood overflowed from his mouth.
Mom!
It's so sad!
In this world, is there anyone more tragic than Di Jun?
She gave birth to ten sons, and nine of them died in the Lich War that year, and nine of them were shot and killed by the great witch Dayi.
There is only one left, God finally opens his eyes and has a promising future.
In the end, the youngest son didn't even know Lao Tzu, so without saying a word, he beat Lao Tzu violently!
It's the other way around!
The more Di Jun thought about it, the more angry he became, but he couldn't speak, and also lost his previous magical powers, so he couldn't pay back.
What's even more frightening is that Lin Xuan was tied to the table of the Eight Immortals with a piece of rag, and he couldn't even escape.
For a moment, Di Jun felt short of breath, couldn't turn his head, and passed out directly.
"Why is this little bird so unprofessional?"
Seeing Di Jun fainted, Lu Ya couldn't help being taken aback, then murmured.
"Chicken is mighty!"
Yuan Hong didn't know why, anyway, this flattery is always right.
Lu Ya nodded and said:
"Calm down! This canary is beautiful, we can't let this foreign bird steal the favor of the master! Follow the chicken brother, you are well, and I will bring you delicious and spicy food in the future."
Ever since Lu Ya followed Lin Xuan, he didn't know where Lu Ya's demeanor had gone.
At this moment, Lu Ya looks like a big brother of a gangster, and he is short of an outfit of 'a big gold chain, a big gold watch, and three small barbecues a day'.
Meishan Simei was completely dumbfounded!
However, Queen Mother Xi came back to her senses, feeling a little unbearable in her heart, and wanted to tell Lu Ya the true identity of the canary.
At this moment, an ecstatic voice came¡ª¡ª
"I'm back!"
The Qixiang chariot fell from the sky and landed in the small courtyard of Meishan.
Yes, it was Lin Xuan and Dabai.
?After going through untold hardships and narrow escapes, he finally escaped from danger and came back to the small courtyard in Meishan.
This warm home!
Lin Xuan felt a little excited.
In the eyes of others, Lin Xuan just went out for a ride.
However, in Lin Xuan's view, he escaped from the hands of the two great gods, Styx and Houtu, after a narrow escape.
Just as Lin Xuan got off the Qixiang car, he quickly walked up to Meishan Simei, opened his arms, embraced Meishan Simei into his arms, and hugged her tightly.
For a while, Meishan Simei was also stunned.
The faces of these four beauties began to turn red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"This Uncle Lin Xuan went out for a trip, and he never thought that he would become active!"
A thought arose in Meishan Simei's mind at the same time.
Lin Xuan saw Lu Ya and Yuan Hong, his smile gradually froze, and he snorted coldly:
"You two still know to come back?"
Seeing that Lin Xuan was angry, Yuan Hong and Lu Ya were so frightened that they almost fainted.
Lu Ya felt that his soul was about to be torn apart!
As far as Lu Ya is concerned, even now that he has become a Hunyuan Saint, he has no ability at all to take a trick from Lin Xuan.
Yuan Hong was even more unbearable, and lay down directly in front of Lin Xuan.
But Lu Ya was trembling, and the whole chicken body was prostrate on the ground.
Seeing them like this, Lin Xuan couldn't help touching his nose.
"I haven't lost my temper yet, are these two beasts so obedient? Forget it, they've given me enough face."
For a while, most of Lin Xuan's anger disappeared.
After all, Lin Xuan also understood.
Spring is here, everything is recovering, and it's mating season again.
To put it bluntly, the monkey and the golden rooster are also animals and males. It is reasonable to go out to solve their physiological needs.
Otherwise, in Lin Xuan's previous life, the streets and alleys were full of feasting and feasting, and there were not many girls who lost their footing in revealing clothes standing there?
They are hospitable, smiling, and often invite others to sit at home.
Food and sex, sex too!
Thinking of this, Lin Xuan's face gradually softened, and he said:
"Forget it, forget it, don't go out and run around in the future!"
Yuan Hong and Lu Ya breathed a sigh of relief, and collapsed on the ground.
Senior Lin Xuan, getting angry is too scary!
"Recently, the Three Realms may be too chaotic. In our Meishan Courtyard, no matter whether it's people or monkeys, dogs, chickens, we can't mess around at will!"
Lin Xuan said to Meishan Simei with a serious face.
All the immortals in Meishan nodded again and again.
"Uncle, what happened?"
The Queen Mother of the West was extremely curious, and asked Lin Xuan.
Lin Xuan nodded and explained:
"This Houtu, I'm afraid that reincarnation will evolve into the underworld. The underworld has the great merit of humanity and the power of the three realms. How can it just sit idly by?"
"That day, I was driving the Qixiang car. I just wanted to go for a drive. I never thought about"
Lin Xuan spoke eloquently, telling everyone the cause and effect of what he had heard and seen during this period of time.
After everyone listened, they were stunned!
On that day, Houtu announced the establishment of the underworld and the distribution of Yin positions, and they also heard it!
However, they never expected that all of this was due to Lin Xuan's instructions.
Even the underworld was created because of Lin Xuan?
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