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    In a few days, Maitreya and Dingguang Huanxi Buddha came to Kunlun Mountain. Looking at the mountain gate filled with immortal energy, Maitreya released the breath of a quasi-sacred Buddha, waiting for someone to greet him.

    Maitreya Buddha has a big belly, with a smile on the face of the elders teaching the younger generation:

    "Dingguang, learn a little bit, we in the west are the masters of this amount of calamity. We can't fall into power wherever we go. We have to wait for the other party to show a certain courtesy and invite us three times before we can enter!"

    The future Buddha, one of the three major Buddhist masters in the West, must have some style.

    Do not welcome, do not enter.

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    Learned, learned!

    Dingguang Huanxi Buddha nodded straight after hearing this, and secretly regretted that he did not do well in the Tushita Palace before, so he walked in by himself, and his qualifications were gone.

    Next time, you must let out your breath first, and wait for the boss of the opponent to come out to greet you!

    At this time, inside Kunlun Mountain, the mountain is still shaking~~

    Ye Xuan had already sobered up, and under the service of the Seven Fairies, he felt the vibration of the earth while eating peaches.

    At first I thought it was an earthquake, but I didn't know until I heard some red-faced fairies explain.

    This is the Jade Emperor working hard on farming!

    A few days?  Almost seven days, right?

    Didn't you say three days?

    What did I do before I got drunk?  It seems that some kind of pill has been refined, right?

    Later, I don¡¯t remember some things, oh, the alcohol is really strong!

    At this time, Ye Xuan, who was basking in the sun and being served by the seven fairies, suddenly felt a very strong sense of Zen coming from outside the mountain.

    Um?  Monk here?

    "No! Don't let foreign monks disturb His Majesty's practice!

    Xiao Zi, go quickly, close the mountain gate formation, don't let a ray of breath come in!  "

    "Okay, Brother Ye Xuan~" The old seventh little Zi waved her arm.

    wow~~~

    The mountain gate formation is closed!

    Seeing that the gate of the mountain gate was suddenly closed.

    Outside the door, two monks, Maitreya and Dingguang Huanxi, looked confused.

    Dingguang Huanxi Buddha: Boss, didn't you say that the other party would be greeted by someone?  Why are the mountain gates closed?

    Maitreya: How the hell do I know, shouldn't you, as a younger brother, go to explore the way first?

    The two of them stared with big eyes and small eyes, and their faces were bewildered.

    In the end, it was Maitreya who said, "Go, knock on the mountain gate and tell them I'm here."

    "Yes, Lord Buddha." Dingguang Huanxi Buddha walked forward dejectedly, concentrating his mana in his right hand, and knocked on the opponent's mountain gate fiercely!

    Boom, boom, boom!

    "Quickly open the door, Maitreya Buddha Lord of the West is coming! Come out and greet him!"

    Maitreya's head is full of black lines. If you say so, how come Lao Na's style is gone?

    This Dingguang Huanxi Buddha is useless!

    In the mountain gate, seven big eyes looked at Ye Xuan at the same time, showing doubts:

    "Brother Ye Xuan, the other party has their registration number, what should I do? Let them in?"

    Ye Xuan thought for a while: "Return to him, the Jade Emperor is in seclusion and sees guests flawlessly, let them live, uh, come back in ten days!"

    Seventh Fairy: "Father, can you hold on for ten days?"

    Ye Xuan: I don't know, it's not for the Jade Emperor's face.

    You don't understand the world of men.

    "Cough," Ye Xuan coughed dryly, "Don't ask, just do it."

    "What! Another ten days! How dare you make Lord Buddha wait for ten days?"

    Outside the door, Dingguang Huanxi Buddha was furious, and slammed the door violently!

    "This is Lord Maitreya Buddha! Do you know? He is as powerful as the Jade Emperor! Believe it or not, I just blasted the mountain gate open!"

    Dingguang Huanxi Buddha roared inside.

    And Maitreya next to him is really speechless, this little brother's EQ is too low!

    Maitreya, with a black line on his face, pulled away the fixed light: "Blow away, Queen Mother Xi will hit you later, I will not save you! I didn't see where this is, Queen Mother West's site, you dare to blow it up?"

    After pulling out the fixed light, Maitreya stepped forward, first penetrated the mana into the formation, and signaled that you don't have a quasi-sage to preside over this formation, and you can't stop me.

    However, he seemed to be polite and authentic: "Hehehe, it seems that I, Lingshan, are not welcome to visit the Great Heavenly Lord today.

    Forget it, since the Great Heavenly Venerable thinks that I, Maitreya, are not worthy of entering Kunlun, then Lao Na will go back, but,

    The Great Heavenly Lord doesn't like me.Lushan, if you don't want me to be prosperous in the west, I have to report this matter to the sages and even the Taoist ancestors.  "

    ? Act both hard and soft, and advance with retreat.

    This is the end.

    Squeak, the gate opened a small opening, allowing one person to pass through.

    Of course, this was Ye Xuan's special order.

    ? When you look at an old thing, you will be disliked. Don¡¯t you just say you won¡¯t be allowed in. Now that the door is open, you can¡¯t get in if you like.

    Maitreya was also disgusted, who is in charge inside?

    I am such a big Buddha, let me get in?

    However, there is no way to file a complaint after opening the door!

    Hmph, Lao Na can bend and stretch, all for the prosperity of Buddhism!

    Ren!

    Maitreya put his stomach away and squeezed in through the door.

    Dingguang Huanxi Buddha, who was following behind, followed obscenely while muttering:

    "Heavenly Court is too insulting!

    Open such a small slit!

    Is this for dogs to drill?  "

    Puchi~, Ye Xuan and the Seventh Fairy inside laughed out loud after hearing this.

    Dingguang Huanxi Buddha can really speak!

    In the chaos, Master Tongtian also laughed, and then cursed, "Made, this stupid boy, first cheated me, this is enough for them to suffer when they return to the West!"

    That's right, since Dingguang Huanxi Buddha came to the heaven to show off his power, Tongtian has been paying attention to him from time to time.

    As for Maitreya who was walking in front, after hearing Dingguang Huanxi Buddha's muttering, his smiling face froze again.

    "If you can't speak, just keep your mouth shut!" (Remember this site URL: www.hlnovel.com
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