I shivered (excited) at that time, and looked at the old god with adoring eyes. Now in my heart, he has changed from the unreliable identity of the old god stick to a shining golden light. A real old fairy!
I hugged the old immortal's big leg, and said hoarsely, "Master, please give me some advice!"
The old fairy touched my face and said kindly: "Good boy!"
Then the old god and I were very imageless, squatting on the edge of the sofa like two hooligans on the street, discussing the issue of Emperor Xia's blood-sickness.
"About Xiaoxia, I only heard that old thing talk about it last year, so I traveled a lot this year, searched for a lot of information, and then I saw something in an ancient taboo book. A kind of Evil thing, its name is witchcraft," the old fairy said here, and gave me a meaningful look.
People have such a stink problem when they are old, that is, they want their stories to be wonderful and attract young people, even if the stories he tells are actually mediocre, even if they are old gods, they have such a very vulgar mentality.
"What witchcraft?" I leaned on my chin and asked him.
At this time, the old fairy touched two cigarettes from his long fluttering clothes. I identified them carefully, and they were two cigarettes with a Chinese appearance. The old fairy threw me a stick casually, and I caught it hastily.
Don't underestimate this cigarette, I think, this cigarette must be a kind of magic wand, for example, if you point at someone, you will become a puppy, or if you point at someone, you will be enchanted. This is definitely a must-have for house robbery and home travel!
I took the cigarette upside down and looked around, not knowing how to use it.
"Old fairy, how to use this"
I looked up and saw that the old fairy had already closed his mouth and was groping around himself, with a disappointed look on his face. I looked around in my small clinic, but I was still disappointed. In the end, when he couldn't find it, the old fairy suddenly turned his right hand into a sword-like finger, and with a sound of "chi", flames formed on his fingertips.
The old fairy closed his eyes and took a deep breath, and said weakly: "How else can I use it? Isn't it enough to light it up?"
"ah?"
Ciao, I thought that the old god couldn't be anything but ordinary, but I didn't know that it was really just an ordinary cigarette
The old fairy who was startled by my voice opened his eyes and gave me a sideways glance. Seeing that I was holding a cigarette and not smoking, he thought that I had no fire, so he stretched his index finger and middle finger towards my mouth, which made me sit on the ground in fright. go up.
The old fairy continued to say: "You know witchcraft and poison, right? One is the sorcery spread from the West, and the other is the disgusting stuff from the ancient Central Plains. Well, let me put it more simply, witchcraft is the fairy tale "The Mermaid". "The witch with mermaid hair in ". Miao Jiang, who specially raises Gu to control others, now understand? Witch Gu is an old immortal vampire in the West who has studied it for hundreds of years, combining witchcraft and Miao. Gu's most evil side combined together."
It's so amazing, even fairy tales come out! I guess that after a while, this old magic stick will probably even say gods and demons, and Hongjun.
I stared at the old fairy, my eyes urged, continue.
"The one in Xiaoxia is the witchcraft, but don't worry, according to my analysis, he has the lowest level of witchcraft, which is harmless to the body, but the sense organs are very sensitive to human blood, such as dizziness, disgust Wait for the discomfort. So there is chaos in the west. When a god or a demon appears, it will cause chaos. It is these harmful things. Wuliang Tianzun is not like our apprentice Taishang Laojun. The elixirs refined are all for prolonging life and immortality." The old fairy threw the cigarette butts into the paper cup, and continued, "I guess it is probably his relatives who gave Xiao Xia this kind of thing. "
There really are gods and demons, Hongjun! There is one more thing, the old magic stick also said vampires! !
The old god stick stroked his beard, and seemed to take a breath: "Let me tell you about the members of the Xia family. You have seen old Xia, his wife died early, and left him two children, one One is a son, and the other is a son."
I interjected: "You might as well say that both are sons."
The old magic stick slapped me on the forehead: "This is called language art. Seeing that your hair is so short, why are you still ignorant!"
I:""
"Old man Xia had an older brother. When he went to the border defense to do missions, he blocked bullets for old man Xia and died. He was left with orphans and widows. His sister-in-law couldn't think about it, and died of depression not long after.The next two kids died? "
I wondered: "Isn't it an orphan?"
"Yes, twins, twins, just one son, but there is also a daughter. Do you want me to say orphans and orphans? Don't interrupt, please!"
I have thick, long, and big black lines all over my head, and I feel that I have a serious obstacle in communicating with the old god stick
The old magic stick gave me a warning look: "So Mr. Xia brought up four children by himself. I don't know if it's a genetic problem. These four children have all joined the army when they grow up, and now they are all in charge of a party's security. General. The twins are not yet married. The two sons of Mr. Xia, the eldest lost his leg during the exercise, but the second got married and had a son. Mr. Xia has only one grandson, Xiao Xia, this is It is a single seedling in the real fertile land.¡±
I scratched my head and scratched my head. Although I am an idealist, after seeing the old magic stick's fingers glowing, I was a little bit lost. But the old magic stick said so much, it has nothing to do with me! There is only one thing I want to know!
"Just tell me, what should I do to get rid of his problem witchcraft?"
The old god stick shook his head again and again, and said to me impatiently: "Why can't you listen to me at ease?"
I:""
"Actually, it's easy to get rid of the witchcraft. You just need to find out the person who cast the witchcraft, and put some blood into it."
Having said that, the old god stick felt out a brown bottle from somewhere on his body, which was very smooth.
"What's in here?"
The old magic stick stroked the bottle mysteriously, and smiled at me, revealing two corn-like incisors: "There is nothing."
I was sweating profusely, and was speechless: "that means that as long as the perpetrator is found, the little emperor can be dealt with?"
The old magic stick followed me and read a sentence: "Little Emperor? Well, this title is very appropriate!"
Then my head was attacked again!
"How could it be so easy? This witchcraft was created by vampires, so we need something from vampires."
"What's on a vampire?" I'm curious, this is a completely unknown field. Although I don't really believe in ghosts and gods, I'm still very keen on this kind of thing. You must know that my first novel was about After an oriental man was bitten by a vampire, he learned magic from a Taoist priest. After many hardships, he finally combined the monsters from the east and the west, and became Qin Shihuang among the monsters and ghosts in history! Later, when I got up to brush my teeth in the morning and saw blood on my neck, I was so happy that I jumped three feet high (the word Zhou Ji was brought into my elementary school once, and the teacher praised me for several days), I thought From then on, I will become an awesome character, and the world will open up my thighs for me from now on, waiting for me to conquer (again a metaphor from God). After the excitement was over, I calmly found that besides the blood on my neck, there was also a mosquito's unwilling corpse
"Blood poison!" The old god stick stroked his beard with a serious face.
Blood poison? Is it the thing that hides in the fangs like snake venom?
Suddenly, I thought of a question, I think if I don't ask, I will definitely regret it!
"That, are these written in that taboo book?"
The old god stick glanced at me as if you were really ignorant, and said proudly: "How can such a small problem be recorded in a taboo book! These are all my speculations!"
Speculation What if you guess wrong? ?
Another point, I still don't believe in the theory of ghosts and gods in this world, if there are, then I have lived for 26 years, why haven't I seen a ghost yet!
The old magic stick patted me on the shoulder, and said to me in a deliberative tone: "Don't worry, you are responsible for finding the person who cast the witchcraft, and I am responsible for the blood poison of the vampire. If it is good, you take it, if it is dangerous, I will go. How about it?"
I puffed up my chest: "Uncle Zhang, your education is of great significance to the historical process. If you tell the great god xx about your idea, he may choose to adopt it. Maybe it's still a very good meme. But, I'm sorry. , I still believe that science is omnipotent, and there are no ghosts and vampires in the world.¡±
If it was true, I would have begged some vampire to bite me a long time ago!
The old god stick was very shocked, his fingers trembled when he pointed at me, and his beard curled up.
"Little bastard, wait for me!!"
Then the old god stick went away in anger
I am really innocent. If it were you, one day your good friend would call you and say that you won 5 million in lottery tickets. Would you believe it? (Provided you haven't bought a lottery ticket!)
Vampires, Taoist priests, zombies those are all things that only exist in movies and novels. An ordinary guy like me, apart from being a bit handsome and thick-skinned, really has no other advantages. How could he be the protagonist of a movie or a novel? Is it so easy to be the protagonist? The most exasperating thing is, don't the protagonists have hordes of beauties throwing themselves into their arms and hugging them, and the bastards all over their bodies are leaking, and the younger brothers flock to them? Please look at Xiaoxiao, and the madman who has lived with me for more than a year
If I am really some kind of protagonist, then I too failed! !
Well, in fact, I have another advantage, that is, I am very self-aware.
So I didn't pay much attention to today's matter, and I continued to stay in my empty clinic, reading posts, reading novels, watching some kind of colorful movies, and then thinking about it when I went home alone, what if How nice it is to be a rich man (Remember this site URL: www.hlnovel.com)An ordinary guy like me, apart from being a bit handsome and thick-skinned, really has no other advantages. How could he be the protagonist of a movie or a novel? Is it so easy to be the protagonist? The most exasperating thing is, don't the protagonists have hordes of beauties throwing themselves into their arms and hugging them, and the bastards all over their bodies are leaking, and the younger brothers flock to them? Please look at Xiaoxiao, and the madman who has lived with me for more than a year
If I am really some kind of protagonist, then I too failed! !
Well, in fact, I have another advantage, that is, I am very self-aware.
So I didn't pay much attention to today's matter, and I continued to stay in my empty clinic, reading posts, reading novels, watching some colorful movies, and then thinking about it when I went home alone, what if How nice it is to be a rich man (Remember this site URL: www.hlnovel.com