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I don't know if any friends have this feeling. If you and a buddy are joking around in a park with no one around, bet with no limit, whoever loses will go smell the poop of wild dogs on the side of the road for a minute, and then shout that it smells good! You lose, so you're forced to smell shit. Unwilling, you smelled it reluctantly for a minute, and when you shouted your lines quickly, a strange beauty passed by and gave you a strange look. You were just embarrassed at the time, and you forgot as soon as you turned around. But if that strange beauty becomes your blind date three days later, and you still remember your embarrassing appearance at that time, the most terrible thing is that the strange beauty becomes your wife later, and she will give you repeated orders. Good impression
This will drive you crazy! ?
Anyway, I was stunned for 0.01 seconds after Xu Xiaogui said that, and then I was very shameless (what are you using the face for, and you can't sell it for a few dollars!) and said: "The world laughs at me too much. Crazy, I laugh that others can't see through."
Then I clearly saw three thick and long black lines suddenly hanging on Xu Xiaogui's head. Seeing Xu Xiaogui deflated and turning his head to watch TV, pretending awkwardly that he doesn't want to see me, it's so refreshing!
I couldn't help humming even a ditty, but I was worried that my tone deafness would be thrown with bricks, rotten eggs, etc. In the end, I forced myself to hold back.
Regarding the little emperor's question, Liu Xi had already said something before, but he didn't get to the point. It may be because the little emperor is here, speaking bad things in front of others, unless he really wants to be arrested as a traitor and collaborator. So, now I have to chat with Little Tang Seng in person.
"Xiaoming, can I call you that?"
The little emperor glanced at me with a mature face, and said very politely, "Well, everything is fine."
The little emperor's awareness is really high, everyone knows that the name is just a code name, and the titles are all floating clouds~~ I subconsciously touched the clothes bag, but took out an empty one, and the cigarette was taken away by the old hooligan. I smiled all over my face: "Well, Xiaoming, don't be so serious, we are just two buddies, we can say anything we want, don't be restrained."
"Okay!" Xia Xiaoming nodded fiercely, his eyes widened and widened.
Xu Xiaogui was watching TV and "cut" at me, but I ignored him.
"Xiaoming, did you have blood dizziness symptoms when you were a child? For example, you feel dizzy when you see red, or you feel flustered when you see tomato sauce?"
Xia Xiaoming lowered his head slightly, I thought he was remembering. But I was wrong, because after a while, he nodded his head again and again, which is dozing off!
I am angry, I am depressed, I am entangled!
I patted Xia Xiaoming on the shoulder, pretending not to know, and the two brothers comforted me: "Hey, don't be discouraged, young man. Bloodsickness is not a disease, as long as we find the crux of the problem, we will be able to eradicate it!"
Xia Xiaoming smiled at me, very sunny and warm, just when I was about to indulge in his smile, he suddenly changed his face, and said to me with a half-smile: "Uncle, I don't know what you can do to persuade me." My grandfather, let him order me to come to you Well, it can be said to be a cure. But, I don't believe you can cure me!"
Listen, what is this called? As a doctor, I didn't even give you the death penalty, and he couldn't cure you, so he himself despaired first. I always thought that Little Emperor Xia was like a little white rabbit, but now it seems that he is nothing more than a jackal, tiger, or leopard in rabbit skin! ! I get angry when I look at this kid, this rebellious mentality is not a bit of a star! This kid was spoiled and spoiled since he was a child, thinking that he was number one in the world, and his bad temper was second! I can't get used to this smelly habit! !
So, I slapped the table and yelled at the top of my throat: "What nonsense are you talking about! Isn't it just a problem of haemorrhage, I will cure it for you!"
After yelling, Xu Xiaogui hugged Xiao Hei and looked back at me, with an expression of watching the show, I was determined to die, I immediately regretted it.
Who am I yelling at? He is not an ordinary commoner, he is not my younger brother when I wandered around in the rivers and lakes, he is the grandson of the former Minister of Defense, the little emperor of the Xia family! ! If I offend him, I offend the entire Xia family. For a little person like me who has no backing, no power, no money, I can crush an ant to death with a little finger.
I was wrong, I was really wrong. My mistake was that I shouldn't have offended little cousin Paozhu that night, so we wouldn't go home so late, and we wouldn't meet the beautiful blonde teacher, and we wouldn't be occupied by doves' nests at home, so I couldn't talk to Xiaoxiao Dear, I am seriously dissatisfied, so I became angry and finally offended Emperor Xia!
After hearing what I said, the fake little white rabbit smiled instead of anger, and said, "Uncle, do you know Festinger?"
Festinger? I was taken aback, seems very familiar, someone must have mentioned him in front of me before! But in the face of children, you can't give in, otherwise he will always look down on you.
"Oh, you said tip, we are very good buddies, ahem, we met last month"
Just as I was talking triumphantly, the fake white rabbit laughed out loud, which made me stop abruptly, and almost choked me to death with my saliva.
For the first time, I knew that I had a great talent for short storytelling. Seeing that I made the pseudo-white rabbit laugh, I laughed so hard that I turned backwards and forwards.
"Haha, hahaha, what a big cow is flying in the sky! Ahaha"
Xu Xiaogui also looked at me like an idiot
Then, suddenly, a light flashed in my head, and I remembered! A brother who was quite successful in psychology once mentioned to me, Festinger, isn¡¯t that a famous psychologist in country m, but he has been going to see Mr. Lincoln for many years Then I still said that I met him last month and went to the underworld to meet him? Besides, what if the underworld in country m is different from ours, shit! Even if the underworld is the same, I don't want to see him, I haven't lived enough! !
I was hit hard, the pseudo-white rabbit laughed enough, and gave me a final fatal blow at the right time: "Uncle, let me tell you another secret, I didn't get dizzy when I was young, and I don't have any problems with bright red things now." Resistance, I love chili sauce, ketchup, even I can watch very bloody movies, the only problem is that no one can bleed in front of me. Uncle, do you know the reason?"
"I" I was speechless.
"You don't know! Then uncle, please don't bother my grandpa when you are not fully sure of helping me, he is not in good health!" The fake white rabbit answered for me, "Xu Zhenyang, let's go!"
"Oh." Xu Xiaogui put down Xiao Hei, made a face at me, and then quickly followed the fake white rabbit.
For a moment, I was the only one left in the small clinic
Deserted and lonely!
"Meow"
Well, there's another useless little black cat!
Belittled by a little guy who is almost a round away from me
In fact, when I think about it, I was really wishful thinking. I didn't understand Xia Xiaoming's question at all, so I promised that I would try my best to complete the task. I'm not a pig's foot, and I don't have a golden finger to open it. How can I complete this task that those stronger and more powerful than me can't complete!
There are many kinds of psychological problems, such as fear, likes and dislikes, nervous breakdown, negativity and pessimism, self-suggestion, and so on. But I thought about it again, and the situation of the pseudo-white rabbit doesn't count either. I even wondered if he was possessed by a ghost
However, I am still very angry, because the false white rabbit left without giving me a chance to speak. Not only did he lose the business, but he also seriously despised my ability! So I decided, I'm going to go back and go through all my materials completely, not three times once, not ten times three times, I don't believe it, and I still can't handle this Xiaoke's death!
I kicked angrily, but it hit the glass table leg, and both legs were disabled. This further confirms my determination to give that fake white rabbit a good look!
I bounced back to the sofa and tilted, Xiao Hei glanced back at me, and then turned away bored
When Mai Sike came in the afternoon, I still looked dead, Mai Sike originally wanted to say a few words to make fun of me, but when he turned around and saw Xiao Hei staring at him covetously, Mai Sike shuddered and hurriedly hid There was a terrified roar from behind the sofa beneath me.
Xiao Hei became interested, raised his fat paws and took a step forward, slammed his back against the sofa and took a step back, with a threatening growl in his throat.
I was baffled by these two, what kind of situation is this? Xiao Hei is afraid of mice, and he is afraid of Xiao Hei!
I rubbed my chin, and I had a very brilliant idea in my heart!
I knelt down, stopped Brother Si Ke's shoulder, and smiled harmlessly: "Brother, are you afraid of Xiao Hei?"
Mai Sike was trembling all over, wanting to see me as if looking at a life-saving straw and nodding: "It'sit'sa bad thing"
Bad stuff? Oh, I see, there seems to be a saying in foreign countries that seeing a black cat will bring misfortune.
I will grab the back of Xiao Hei's neck and lift him up. Waving in front of Mai Sike, Miu Sike was so frightened that he almost scrambled to the corner of the wall, cursing dirtyly: "#@£¤%£¤&%#£¤ "
Although my English is not good, at least I understand the meaning of the word Fake!
"Dare to swear!" I threw Xiao Hei in front of him threateningly, "Speak human words!"
"It, don't touch me!!" Mai Sike said to me while hiding.
I have black lines all over my head, I swear, in fact, I just told him not to swear I don¡¯t know how he understands it, he knows that the language he speaks is not human
"May I have your name?"
?Maiden stared at Xiao Hei in my hand, and asked and answered very meekly: "MaiMascoWeiweiWilliam"
Yo, I'm so afraid of Xiao Hei, I'm stuttering!
It seems that although Xiao Hei is afraid of mice and is a waste of cats, but for this one who is taller than me and can't win, it is definitely a use of waste! !
I really want to look up to the sky and laugh three times without image, this is really a cat in hand, I have the world! (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)"It, don't touch me!!" Mai Sike said to me while hiding.
I have black lines all over my head, I swear, in fact, I just told him not to swear I don¡¯t know how he understands it, he knows that the language he speaks is not human
"May I have your name?"
?Maiden stared at Xiao Hei in my hand, and asked and answered very meekly: "MaiMascoWeiweiWilliam"
Yo, I'm so afraid of Xiao Hei, I'm stuttering!
It seems that although Xiao Hei is afraid of mice and is a waste of cats, but for this one who is taller than me and can't win, it is definitely a use of waste! !
I really want to look up to the sky and laugh three times without image, this is really a cat in hand, I have the world! (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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