I have always thought that Xiaoxiao is a genetic mutant, because there is endless power in her petite (?) body. I was lucky enough to go to the Meimei Sunshine Club where she worked and saw it with my own eyes. Xiaoxiao dispatched the rival club, and a muscular coach who was half a head taller than me fell over his shoulder and lay down on the ground like a sandbag, unable to get up for a long time. This made me look at Xiaoxiao like a savior for a long time. I always thought that Xiaoxiao met some beggar old man, down-and-out hero, and then Xiaoxiao donated a bowl of ordinary food, or helped him, thus gaining the favor of a peerless expert.
But then I was disappointed.
How plump the fantasy is, how skinny the reality is
The reality is that Xiaoxiao is completely self-taught. It's good that my mother-in-law is a strong woman, but after she is busy with work, she can't take care of every aspect of Xiaoxiao, which makes Xiaoxiao, a girl who has lost her father's love since she was a child, wander around like a boy. She skipped school, what was new, what did she play, and later, she even got into a fight with someone. Anyway, she is a woman, and she is more proficient in many moves than men, such as kicking the crotch, for exampleIt hurts men and future generations, you all Understand.
I always thought that Xiaoxiao was invincible.
However, tonight, something happened that completely overturned my cognition.
Laughing and losing
And it failed inexplicably
Until a long time later, my son led a blond girl and introduced me happily: "Dad, this is my girlfriend Lisa" When I praised my son with a smile on my face, I smiled and pulled my son kindly. The daughter-in-law's hand, said enviously, what did foreigners eat to grow up, why do they have bigger handsall? After I questioned, the result I got made me very angry. Furious, I immediately borrowed the celebrity big brother's special plane and ran to the United States, hoping to have a deadly slap in the face with Sike (Masco)! Damn, if you dare to eat my daughter-in-law's tofu, can you pretend that I'm dead? ! I didn't even wrap my daughter-in-law's buttocks with a single slap, so it's cheaper than that drug seller! ! !
Of course, now I have absolutely no idea. I just know that I can't help Xiaoxiao, because I'm worried that I will become famous with one punch, and imitate the classic characters in "Tang Bohu Points Autumn Fragrance", the male protagonist~~his mother¡ª¡ªkilled my husband-in-law (who is his wife!! ).
The battle ended quickly, because I saw Xiaoxiao suddenly retracted his fists, and then stepped back three steps, half a step behind me. The cold eyes stared at the foreigner. The foreigner had already been beaten so badly that his nose was blue and his eyes were swollen. Even with his mother in front of him, I guess it was hard to recognize him.
Immediately, I was full of self-confidence, and after being killed in battle, I was resurrected with full blood. Look, in such things as fighting, in the end, I still have to do it with my brother Jiu Ri. For such things that men do, women should hide behind men and be protected. Don't look at me listening to Xiaoxiao at home, and being as useless as that loyal dog, it's definitely because I love her, so I tolerate her.
The foreigner was beaten so badly, I was worried that Xiaoxiao would also be injured, but I dare not turn back in front of the enemy! Well, I admit that I am afraid that this foreigner who is taller and stronger than me will sneak up on me. You know, even if I don't sneak attack, I can't beat him
But the foreigner didn't look at me at all, of course, including letting him know why Hua'er smiled so red, and in his eyes was the blonde beauty standing with the firecrackers. She is really a beauty, with a high nose, thin lips, and a charming blush on her face. The beauty of both Chinese and Western beauty is perfectly combined on the blonde beauty's face.
The foreigner said something to the half-race beauty, and the half-race beauty also answered him. Ah, it looks like it's just a modern version of Romeo and Juliet. Anyway, it's none of my business. I'm still worried about my wife. I'm not curious about the relationship between these two. The root cause is definitely not that I can't understand what they're saying. I'm like that kind of gossip!
"Daughter-in-law, are you injured?"
Xiaoxiao put his hand on my waist, squinted at me and gave me a wink: "He wants to hurt me even if he is so small, he doesn't even have a window."
Hiss
Yay, let me say that my Xiaoxiao is invincible, you see, after a fierce battle, you still have the strength to pinch me
At this time, I don't know how the conflicting young couple communicated, but they suddenly became agitated, and the foreigner roared in grief and anger, and was about to rush towards the blonde beauty. The madman immediately straightened his chest, with a look of heroism on his face. Xiaoxiao hurriedly pulled me over. Me, Xiaoxiao, madman, the three of us formed a three-legged force to encircle the foreigners. The foreigner knew that he was no match for the three of us, and his eyes flickered with the intention of retreating.
"Jin Jin, you, I will not give up, I will." The foreigner hastily dropped such a poor Chinese sentence, and then ran towards me in embarrassment.
&nbs??We met.
After Jin Jing finished speaking, she lowered her head for a moment of sadness.
Neither laughing nor firecracker loop comforting works.
I suddenly realized: "Actually, it's not your fault. It's all about the dead-end problem. If he didn't take this name, he definitely wouldn't be dead-fucking with you."
Poof, Jin Jing smiled through tears, and then stopped crying.
Good luck, luckily I didn't cry anymore, what kind of luck has I had recently, I always cry when I meet beautiful women. This handsome grass of Lao Tzu is almost drowning!
When I got home, my first step was to rush to the toilet! When I took off the belt, I felt my hands were shaking, excited. After I finished, I felt like I was stepping on cotton candy, so soft and soft.
Our family has always given priority to women, and the madman and I can only wash after they are all washed. I was wearing a pair of coquettish boxers, and while holding a pen in my mouth to satisfy my cigarette addiction, I swayed out of the bathroom. I saw Paozhu wearing pink kitten pajamas, dragging a thin checked bed sheet and throwing it on the sofa in the living room.
I was so happy, it turned out that Paozhu also has a careful side, knowing that it is cold at night, and even sent me sheets, Xiaoxiao is not as caring as her, what a good boy! I shouldn't generalize and think you're an ignorant brat.
Before the smile on my face broke, Paozhu pinched the remote control of the TV and "snapped" to turn off the TV, turning around and complaining to me: "It's so late, don't watch TV, it's too noisy, it's disturbing my chat with my sisters !"
Then I turned around, dragged the quilt, bounced and ran awayrun awaygone gone
"boom"
The door of my bedroom was slammed shut (please read me again), and I even saw two bulges in the middle of the battle-tested bed that Xiaoxiao and I had been tossing about for more than a year.
"Knock"
I heard my jaw dislocate.
"Well, doctor, it's so late, I promised my friend to give him a set of gold equipment, and now there is still a helmet and a pair of boots, I'm going to brush up the dungeon, you have a good rest. Hehe"
With an evil and satisfied smile on his face, the madman left Shi Shiran.
So, in the empty living room, I was the only one left with the miserable white incandescent lights in the living room, and I vaguely heard someone singing sadly, "The north wind blows~~~ The snowflakes float~~~~~".
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