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Chapter Seventeen The Unlucky Man

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    The lingering sound of the music floated in the night sky, and when it was about to die, there was suddenly shouting and cursing from the room, tearing up the silence of the night, regardless of whether it would attract the teacher.

    It turned out that Zhiguang couldn't hold enough alcohol. He ate uncooked grilled squid for supper at night. His stomach was already a little uncomfortable. Now he drank too fast and too much. From his throat to his stomach, it was like a raging fire was burning, and he suddenly felt dizzy and dizzy.  Dazed and dizzy, my stomach was overwhelmed, and I quickly bent over and sat on the bed, and my stomach would be full when I stood up straight.  After drinking some water, the wine in my stomach was about to rush out, so I gritted my teeth, covered my mouth with my hands and ran to the bathroom, and couldn't help throwing up as soon as I entered the door.

    At that time, Degui was urinating, and the dormitory was already dark after the lights were turned off, and the bathroom was a room within a room, making it even darker and unfathomable.  Zhiguang vomited everything in his stomach¡ªthe wine he drank just now, the peanut ham sausage he ate, the supper that had not been fully digested¡ªall on him.

    Degui was so angry that his face was about to blush, he was wearing wet and smelly pants, he couldn't keep cursing, and rushed to beat Zhiguang.  Before Zhiguang finished vomiting, he heard Degui Heitian roar like a thunderbolt, and he woke up completely from the wine, understood what was going on, and immediately ran away, with soothing sounds from his mouth.

    Everyone cherished this excellent opportunity to gloat very much, and did not forget to roar with laughter and sneer to their heart's content;  Hissing, barking, and all kinds of sounds that human vocal cords can make.

    Zhiguang climbed to his upper bunk, condescending, and Degui couldn't attack by force, and cursed: "Damn, come down if you want to. Don't let me beat you up. Don't want to sleep tonight. I have to stand with you."  You are till dawn."

    Zhiguang persuaded with a smile: "Brother Gui, calm down, calm down, and speak up if you have something to say. I didn't do it on purpose, it was purely an accident! Besides, it's your bad luck that I spit it out¡ª" he said  Before he finished speaking, Degui rushed to fight again.

    Zhiguang defended himself and said: "Ah Gui, wait a moment, everyone will criticize you. If you are drunk and want to vomit, this is more urgent than the third emergency. There is no time to see if there is anyone inside. Let's talk about the toilet.  It¡¯s dark inside. And why are you in that pit instead of another one! It¡¯s your own bad luck, so you really can¡¯t blame me, I don¡¯t want to spit on you yet.¡±

    Degui couldn't attack for a long time, and if he couldn't hit him, he threw peanuts at him and hit him in the mouth. Everyone scolded him for wasting things.  He was so angry that he said unreasonably: "Damn it, let him spit it out too." He wanted to threaten him with Zhiguang's pillow and blanket, but Zhiguang was well protected, but he failed.

    Degui immediately thought of football again, because he is the main player of the team. He is 1.73 meters tall, but he always feels that he is too short. He has always dreamed of growing to 1.83 meters. He did not forget this dream when he played football  , so his ball is always kicked high, so that he has not scored a goal until now.  He found the football by the faint light of the street lamp, and threw it on Zhiguang's bed, but unfortunately his hands were as disobedient as his feet, the ball didn't hit the bed or anyone, it just bounced on the wall  , Zhiguang wanted to answer it or not.  After bouncing back to the floor, everyone hurriedly scattered, and the peanuts and wine placed on the low stool in the middle of the dormitory were almost destroyed.

    Zeming caught the ball, everyone hurriedly transferred the peanuts and wine, and cursed Degui: Damn it, don¡¯t hit me on the bed, hit it outside.

    Regardless of Degui, he wants to grab the ball from Zeming's hand and then hit Zhiguang.

    Zeming refused and persuaded him, "Forget it, go and change your pants quickly. Don't catch a cold and have a high fever. Tomorrow Liu Jia¡ª¡ªLiu Jia is his sweetheart. Although the relationship between the two is close,  But she told Degui plainly that he could only be good friends, which made him miserable¡ª¡ªhe would feel distressed if he knew. He didn't mean it, who told you to be unlucky, and you went in at that time.  I usually wear shorts every day, but today I wear long trousers. Isn¡¯t this bad luck? Who can blame me.¡±

    Everyone laughed happily.

    Zhiguang very much agrees with Zeming's opinion.

    The head of the dormitory reminded in a low voice, don't make trouble, enter the study class carefully, you will graduate soon, don't make things difficult for yourself.

    Degui is still relentless and vows not to give up.

    Standing in the distance, Zhenyuan held wine in one hand and peanuts in the other, watching them act, at this moment he encouraged and said: "Fight, why don't you fight? I'm so fucking drunk. Hurry up and fight!"  !"

    Liu Cheng applauded and cheered, and did not forget to toast Zhenyuan.

    Jianbin is a music fan, and uniquely beats the bed as a gong and drum to get mesmerized.

    Zheng Feng saw Degui running around in filthy pants, and said angrily, "Damn it, I don't want to change such dirty pants, they're all over the floor, I almost slipped and fell. Hurry up and drag them."  floor."

    ?Seeing that Guo, Liu and Deng were gloating, Zhiguang gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, okay, you three have done a very good job, I will remember you¡ª" He turned to Degui with a smile¡ª"Brother Gui, count me in  Unlucky, I shouldn't have spit such a good wine on you. What do you think should I do?" He saw Degui holding the belt that had been untied from his trousers in his hand, and thought that the hero would not suffer the immediate loss, so he said so.

    Degui had a sour smell all over his body, he didn't hit anyone, and he was tired from jumping, and Zheng Feng reminded him resentfully that he would not be able to sleep because of being so disgusting, so he felt disgusted.  Attention Kong, now the smell is getting worse and worse, and he wants to change his pants first, but he can't spare Zhiguang, so he took the opportunity to blackmail him: "Unless you treat me to McDonald's, don't even think about it, I will let you eat it."  Don't end up walking around."

    Zhiguang was shocked and said: "Wow, you fucking know how to blackmail me! How can such a good thing, a meal at McDonald's is enough to buy a pair of pants. I let you spit, why don't you treat me to McDonald's  ?¡±

    Degui said: "Okay, mother, let me vomit, and I'll treat you to McDonald's. Come down for me."

    Zhiguang quickly shook his hands and laughed, "That's not okay, wouldn't I be infamous forever? Hahaha¡ª¡ª"

    Degui got angry when he heard this, and wanted to beat him with his belt. Zhiguang didn't want his skin to bloom, and wanted to use the tactic of delaying the attack to support him first, so he begged for mercy: "Forget it, forget it, can't we just have a meal at McDonald's? It's a small thing, I'll just ask.  It¡¯s worth it if you can spit out a meal at McDonald¡¯s.¡± I said to myself, McDonald¡¯s?  Stop dreaming, a fast meal at most.

    Degui saw that he was smiling like a mouse, and cursed: "Damn it, talk about it! If you talk about it again, it will be three times."

    Zeming exposed Zhiguang's tricks: "Xiao Guizi, you are so naive. If you want him to buy you McDonald's, it is harder than getting an iron rooster to lay eggs. Stop daydreaming."

    Everyone laughed.

    Today, the head of the house was inspired like a tide, and reminded everyone: "It's night, Xiao Guizi is not daydreaming, he is really dreaming."  , so that there is a step down, so as not to be too embarrassing.

    Unexpectedly, everyone was very generous and gave them a big laugh.

    Zhiguang defended himself in a serious manner: "Damn, I am a man who keeps his promises. When will his words not count, you bird people, don't slander me!" It was as if his thunderous reputation had been ruined.

    Degui said confidently: "If he dares not invite him, then he won't be able to sleep here in the future. If he runs away, the monk can't run away from the temple. What are you afraid of, unless he doesn't live in the dormitory." After finishing speaking, he hurriedly changed his pants.

    Shufu opened the glass door, and everything inside could be heard clearly, and he was alone on the balcony laughing together.  At this time, he said leisurely to the inside: "I now know that drinking water to stuff my teeth, laughing up to the sky, and coincidentally encountering bird droppings from the sky are not considered bad luck.  , you can create a school of unlucky students, recognize yourself as a master, and recruit many disciples."

    Although everyone's stomach hurt from laughing early, but Shufu's words were extraordinary, so they had to feel wronged, and laughed again and again.

    Degui just wore half of his trousers, so he couldn't go out to teach Shufu a lesson, so he pulled out his belt in anger to hit him, but he couldn't do it, so he only hit the door.

    Shufu hastily closed the door.

    ?I played a few more favorite pieces, and the more I played, the more excited I became, and my drowsiness disappeared without a trace, like the noise in the classroom after the head teacher came, or the darkness after the lights were turned on at night.

    He played the piano, but his mind was not on the piano, but on emotion, every moving note reminded him of Xu Xiaoling's sweet and intoxicating smile; her beauty in turn added to the beauty of the music.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com
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