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Back at the dormitory that night, Lin Zhiguang and Liu Zeming were singing "Norwegian Forest". Zhiguang held a mineral water bottle as a microphone, and the two of them devoted themselves to it, acting as if they were performing on a stage that everyone was watching, with a cool look and posture It will make the popular singers feel so inferior that they dare not sing and show posses anymore.
They are not willing to just imitate the original singers. After countless songs, their voices have been tempered day and night, and they have been able to sing in style and level like athletes on the field. , hoarsely singing the treble even more heart-pounding. The tone of voice can be changed freely.
It's just that for some reason, it has not been able to impress the heart of the girl upstairs.
Shufu came in with a smile on his face, Zhiguang immediately gave up his singing, pointed his precious microphone at Shufu, and interviewed in a serious manner: "The famous student Yang Shufu, can you tell me about your legendary and wonderful story at dinner today? People all over the country Everyone is looking forward to it." He is very talented as an actor, he can make all kinds of expressions of joy, anger, sorrow and joy on his face at will, and he has watched too many Stephen Chow movies, so his expression and tone when he is funny are all contaminated On the flavor of the big star of the week. But unlike those imitation shows, he has given full play to his natural talents and creatively developed his own funny style.
Shufu pushed Zhiguang away and said, "No way, I'm really flattered that Brother Guang praised me so much! Of course I went to have dinner at dinner time. What kind of legend can there be? Is it possible that you ate a meal that will go down in history? Come?" He felt that Zhiguang's question came a bit suddenly, not that simple, maybe he saw himself eating with Xiaoling, and felt nervous for a while, worried that these soft-tongued guys would speak foul language.
Sure enough, Zeming smiled and said: "That's not true, it's just that I can't see your graceful figure, Brother Fu tonight, and I can't eat. It's like playing without you on the green field. Brother Guang and I can't play even if we have superb footwork." Same. Foo, to be honest, did you abandon us tonight and have a candlelight dinner with someone alone!" He intentionally put the word "someone" in a meaningful and emphatic way.
Everyone has eaten fast food for three years, and they are familiar with the taste of the dishes in the school cafeteria and off-campus fast food restaurants. It seems that men and women who have been intimate for too long have lost their freshness and have long been bored.
? Presumably, the chefs in the store are too poor to cook special dishes. Pavlov's dog drools when he sees chicken legs, and everyone reflexively feels sick when they see the food in the fast food restaurant in the cafeteria, and would rather not eat. But the human body is fleshy, and if you don¡¯t eat, you will die, so everyone had an idea and joined forces to cook and eat at a small stir-fry shop outside the school.
Shufu is quietly dating out of the group, so they have to tease him.
?Life is so boring that we enjoy talking about our friends¡¯ affairs. Talking about them can increase the joy of life. It¡¯s like watching a movie. Although we are not the protagonist, we still feel very happy when we comment on it.
When the parties are proud, they are also willing to deliberately reveal sporadic and fascinating plots in a low-key manner to satisfy the curiosity of others and their own vanity-it is a shame that this kind of good opportunity in life is always as rare as the five million special prize. Shufu waited so hard for this great opportunity, so he naturally wanted to show it off, but at the same time he didn't want everyone to know too much, for fear that if he said too much, his happiness would be reduced, just like a rich man who is afraid of being known to others. A place where treasures are hidden.
Knowing that they couldn't hide it from them, he said frankly: "No, I went to eat at the same table as me."
Zhiguang reminded him: "Have you gone to Youth Like a Song, or is there a couple seat upstairs!"
When Shu Fu heard the word "seat for couples", the joy in his heart was as rich and powerful as the water of the Minjiang River, but he pretended to be angry and said: "Oh¡ªso you followed me, so you are really full and have nothing to do. What's the point of having a meal with a girl, it's worth all the fuss."
Zhiguang hurriedly explained: "Unintentionally, unintentionally, the few of us happened to pass by Qingqing Ruge, and the two of you also happened to enter through the door of Qingqing Ruge, and we even yelled at you several times, you fucking He acted like no one else heard anything!"
Liu Cheng was talking to Guo Zhenyuan about counter-strikes and standing in teams. Liu Cheng was talking while soaking his feet. At this time, after washing his feet, he poured water into the bathroom and complained to Shufu, "Damn, it's really hard to be a brother with you." It's fucking boring, I've been in love for so many years, and I haven't eaten the meal you invited, Xu Xiaoling has only been here for a day, and you invite her to dinner, it's too much for sex and not for friends! Fuck, I'm not happy if I know."
Zhenyuan was not in a good mood either, but he looked up to the sky and laughed out loud, realizing: "I swear I will never be a man again in my next life, I will be a woman, don't have to work hard, there will naturally be infatuated men who will risk their lives for her and spend a lot of money .¡± Then he turned around and asked Shufu: ¡°Brother Fu, do you think so?no? "
Shu Fu reminded him with a smile: "Remember to be a beautiful woman, because from ancient times to the present, men usually only love beautiful women. Although everyone knows that people can't be judged by their appearance, everyone is confident in their appearance. My eyes are many times sharper than the crowd, and I will never misjudge people. If you are not beautiful enough, then you can only stare blankly, envious and jealous to see others send roses. But with your virtue, I think Let¡¯s give up as soon as possible, you are such a bird, you don¡¯t know if you have money for plastic surgery after reincarnation!¡±
Everyone laughed, and Zhenyuan was no exception.
In fact, Zhenyuan has a handsome appearance and an extraordinary bearing. He only hates that the hair on his head is falling out every day. It becomes thinner every day. The sparseness looks like a bald hilltop just planted with saplings. He has the potential to be extremely intelligent. But still pretty handsome. But modern people more or less adhere to the principle of "building one's own happiness on the suffering of others" to a certain extent, so no matter how ugly or handsome, it will be harmless.
Zhenyuan immediately retaliated and said: "Damn, you are a bird, and you have the right to criticize me, don't take a pee first to take care of yourself. I don't want to talk nonsense with you, you go down and buy a few bottles of Moutai, and then buy some wine Things, such as Peking duck, or we will be very upset, and the consequences will be very serious. Do you think we are brothers? Go down and buy it."
Others also randomly echoed, saying that they haven't had a drink for a long time, and that today's once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to treat guests, everyone should not compete with Shufu, and ask him to seize it, and never come again when the opportunity is not lost, and don't disappoint everyone's good intentions and good spirits.
Even Tang Xiaoqiang, the usually honest head of the dormitory, said cunningly: "Brother Fu, don't look at me, it's not that I don't help you, but that I have more than enough heart and power, and it's useless to say it¡ªthe minority obeys the majority, our dormitory has always been very Democracy, you know."
Shufu said to Zhenyuan: "You're going to steal it from me, so you're ashamed to ask me to treat you."
Zhenyuan said frankly: "If you grab it, you still have to eat it. What's the matter. She's not your girlfriend yet, why can't I grab it, and you are still my brother, why are you embarrassed to eat?"
Everyone said it was reasonable.
Looking at the situation, Shufu must invite this guest today. But you can't agree to them too readily, otherwise you won't be able to be quiet in the future, they will always say that their mouths are itchy, and they want to treat them by themselves, so they argue: "It's not that I don't invite, it's just that the lights are about to turn off now, call me Where can I go to buy wine? I can¡¯t climb the back mountain to buy it. I have more energy than I want!¡± He thought that if he had the facts to testify, he would be able to avoid catastrophe, but tomorrow everyone might forget about it.
Zeming immediately objected: "Damn, that's not a reason. If you're lucky and want to leave, don't daydream. Don't talk about buying a few bottles of wine, just ask you to sell us to Jinyuan Hotel. Can't refuse!"
Liu Cheng and Deng Jianbin, who had never been discovered by their teachers in the past three years after smoking cigarettes, knew that he was suicidal and completely dead when they heard Shufu's words.
The two scrambled to help Shufu solve difficult and miscellaneous diseases, and to show their supernatural powers, Liu Cheng pushed Jianbin who was standing up, and said, "Look at your pornographic books¡ª¡ªBrother Fu, it's trivial. Small things don¡¯t trouble me, but how can it trouble you! You just need to go to the football field and count to the third window from the school gate. There is a small rope outside the window. Just pull the rope, and the boss will come obediently Yes, we have everything from cigarettes to alcohol."
Shufu was dumbfounded, and hated himself for forgetting this. He had heard them say it before. You should have said that you have no money. He had no choice but to sigh and said: "Oh, it seems that I must invite you." Although he said so, he was actually very happy in his heart. He was proud of being slaughtered this time, not only did he not complain, but he was quite proud of it.
Liu Cheng smiled triumphantly: "Of course, you think I've been spitting out all these years for nothing!"
It turns out that there is a section of the school wall that is back to back close to the rear windows of many shops outside the school. The smart boss installed a bell in the shop and pulled a string to the window. If students want to buy prohibited food, they just need to pull the string and they will be ready. will know. While the business of the store was booming, it also made great contributions to the training of smokers and alcoholics for the school.
Shu Fu had no choice but to buy it, and before leaving, he said: "You guys are kind, you are ruthless enough!" Everyone did their part, and said with a hidden knife in their smiles, butchers never blink.
Shufu's living expenses are 300 yuan per month, and Yang's mother plans for him to spend 10 yuan a day, which is exactly 300 yuan a month.
In fact, if he only eats food, with the living standard where his school is located, he can eat to death for less than ten yuan a day. In this way, one or two yuan is left every day, and dozens of yuan can be saved a month. This is his pocket money, and all daily necessities are included in it.
Along the way, Shufu thought that if he invited Xiaoling to eat, he would have to save money, and now he would invite everyone to have a small meal, which would make things worse.
But I don't know why, but I don't worry at all, but I am proud of having the opportunity to invite such a guest.
When I arrived at the window where Liu Cheng often went to buy cigarettes, I found the rope that worked tirelessly to help everyone violate the school rules, and pulled it lightly. Sure enough, the bell on the other end rang, and then the boss responded. Shufu bought five bottles of Erguotou, three bottles of Huahuangshan Rice Burn, two catties of peanuts, and thirty ham sausages. I really want to buy more, but I'm really short of cash. The negligible few tens of dollars are already too much for him. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)If you don't eat rice, you have to live frugally, and now invite everyone to have a small meal, it will make the situation worse.
But I don't know why, but I don't worry at all, but I am proud of having the opportunity to invite such a guest.
When I arrived at the window where Liu Cheng often went to buy cigarettes, I found the rope that worked tirelessly to help everyone violate the school rules, and pulled it lightly. Sure enough, the bell on the other end rang, and then the boss responded. Shufu bought five bottles of Erguotou, three bottles of Huahuangshan Rice Burn, two catties of peanuts, and thirty ham sausages. I really want to buy more, but I'm really short of cash. The negligible few tens of dollars are already too much for him. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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