The apartment building where Shufu lives now is very young and has just been built for more than two years.
They lived in the old dormitory building for a year, and then moved in, all happy, very proud that they lived in the apartment building for the first time, just like being proud that they kicked the first kick of a newly bought football, or being romantic The passionate man is proud that he has cheated an ignorant girl's virginity.
So someone rushed to wash their face and used the faucet for the first time; someone hurried to the bathroom to drop it for the first time; Group fights by classmates; someone let off a loud fart like setting off firecrackers to celebrate the completion of a new house; The first one carried forward the tradition of swearing in the new dormitory, and immediately turned his anger into joy, and was extremely proud. He only felt sorry for the brand-new and pure apartment building, which was full of ignorance, boredom, and boredom on the first day it opened.
The apartment building has been lived by the students for more than two years.
Shufu reluctantly watched Xu Xiaoling go upstairs before going back to the dormitory.
Before entering the door, I heard Lin Zhiguang and Liu Zeming messing around again, laughing and cursing each other, each cursing each other's relatives who have ascended to heaven and those who have not ascended to heaven, for fun¡ªat least on the surface Haha, Shu Fu listened to their swear words, a rare burst of joy, swept away, and thought angrily, the sky has no eyes, why do they treat each other without any scruples between good friends? other side?
Zeming was holding a football, trying to hit Zhiguang's bed. The two of them kept talking about unpleasant things, and Shufu sneered: "Wow, two dutiful sons are glorifying their ancestors again! Such a classic conversation is not recorded. It¡¯s a pity to come down, next time you must remember to tell me in advance, I¡¯ll record it for you, and you won¡¯t have to waste money buying textbooks when educating your children in the future.¡±
The two of them didn't care about Shufu's ridicule, and Shufu wondered why they were so generous. Zeming joked: "Hey, isn't this Brother Fu? You are willing to come back! I thought you were going to stay out all night."
Zhiguang smiled and said, "Can you control it? Brother Fu's dating is as important as Mount Tai now, and everything else¡ª¡ª" Before he finished speaking, Zeming's ball hit his mouth, the football was full of anger, and his skin was stiff. Shang Zeming exerted force, and Zhiguang's lips immediately swelled up. Seeing this, Zeming ran away.
Zhiguang gritted his teeth in pain, caressed Zhuang Lie's injured lips lovingly, jumped out of bed to chase Zeming, and cursed in pain: "Fuck you, don't run away if you have the guts."
Zeming said with a deadpan face: "I ran away because I had the guts. You can't catch up because you don't have the guts." Shufu couldn't stop laughing.
Zhiguang couldn't catch up with him, so he was so angry that he cursed again. Back in the dormitory, Shu Fu stopped him, and asked scoldingly: "Damn, you birdman, why did you slander me in the morning? You almost ruined my event. If it weren't for the wise teacher in charge, you would have ruined my image. I really want to pick it up." off your skin."
Zhiguang suddenly came to his senses, and smiled like a woman coquettishly: "It's just a joke, why are you so serious. For a handsome and unrestrained person like Brother Fu, are you afraid of being slandered by others¡ª¡ª" He made a big fuss and said: "Could it be that you kid Really touched!" His voice and demeanor were already funny, but now his red and swollen lips added a bit of funny, Shufu couldn't stop laughing.
Zeming stopped running, walked over and said, "It's not wrong to say you're stupid. Look at Fu Ge's appearance in the morning, as if someone has seduced his soul, with a dead skin, praising Xu Xiaoling all the time, and everyone in the hall is blushing. What is love at first sight without a heartbeat? Even a fool and a blind person can recognize it, but you, an idiot, can't see it." After speaking, he smiled at Shufu complacently.
Shufu didn't care about the mocking praise.
Zhiguang was furious, and he gritted his teeth and cursed: "Your old lady, it's useless to give birth to a child. If you're smart, come here and let me punch you, and I won't pursue it anymore, or you'll be left walking around endlessly!"
Zeming smiled and asked, "Do you think I'm such a gullible person?" Seeing that Zhiguang's lips were much more swollen than before, he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.
Shu Fu also laughed and said, "You used a football to take away Brother Guang's first kiss, but he only needs to hit you once. If I knew it was so cheap, I would have smashed it. I advise you to agree quickly before he changes his mind." Go ahead. Otherwise, when he asks you to compensate him for his first kiss, then you still have to agree with him."
All three laughed.
Zeming knew that he couldn't escape a blow, and said with a smile: "It's better for Brother Fu to be right, so I'll consider myself unlucky and let you punch me."
Zhiguang grinned grimly, grabbed Zeming's hand with his left hand, and rubbed his arm with his right hand a few times like a doctor giving an injection, punching him psychologically first. Then use the power of thunder, with lightning speedHe fell in love with Xiaoling, but his good brother Shufu was one step ahead. He was too embarrassed to fight with him, so he reluctantly gave up.
Shu Fu was taken aback, he didn't expect Zhenyuan to be so direct, he thought he would be embarrassed to snatch it from him. What should come is still coming, worrying is useless, to win the heart of a beauty, one has to put in arduous efforts, so she said: "Then I can't invite, if I invite, doesn't it mean that I am afraid of you coming to snatch her? Xu Xiaoling is not mine, if you like her, of course you can chase her."
Everyone praised Shu Fu's extraordinary attitude.
Zhenyuan did his part and said: "Of course, you wait to be broken in love. Oh no, you wait to be jealous every day."
Everyone couldn't help laughing, all of them were full of anticipation.
Jianbin laughed and said, "I've made the Erguotou that one of you will drink after a broken relationship. You can drink as much as you want."
Shufu is a little worried, Zhenyuan is taller than him, and he is more mature than him Maybe Xiaoling will really like him. But this is also very normal, Xiaoling is so beautiful and so good, sooner or later someone will come to snatch her, if Xiaoling likes her very much, no matter how hard she likes her, no one else can snatch her away, if she doesn¡¯t like herself, then no one else will snatch her away, and she won¡¯t. Sooner or later, there is no use worrying. What I have to do is to love her with my heart, express my feelings, and show my charm. If she likes me, she will naturally be with me.
Changzheng Liu Cheng, who can travel 25,000 miles while singing off-key, said boldly: "Brother Fu, I think you are really moved. Would you like me to write a love letter for you? We two brothers, I will definitely use it." What I have learned all my life is to write the most touching love letter in the whole world, which will make you even more powerful, and you will succeed immediately, and you will not get any money." Although Liu Cheng has a headache when he sees Chinese, he loves to stick to words when he speaks, and he can often make witty remarks. It's a miracle.
Shu Fu couldn't help but admire him. He didn't expect that the person who was crying for his father and mother to help him write a love letter would now want to write a love letter for him, so he said boldly, dumbfounded: "It's easy to say, when you pass the Chinese test, I will ask you to write this love letter for me. I am afraid that by the time you pass the Chinese language, there may be no such subject in the world."
Zeming said: "Brother Cheng, just save yourself, writing a love letter is a piece of cake for Brother Fu, let alone writing one, even writing one is not a problem."
Zhenyuan smiled and said: "He can't write, but he can steal. Everyone, don't forget that he is Li Kaixiang's proud disciple."
Everyone laughed.
It turned out that Li Kaixiang was the teacher of their web design class. Shufu started self-study before starting this class. Seeing that the teacher was talking about what he knew every day, he felt very bored. One day, he asked him after class: "Teacher, how are the special effects on many websites made? It needs to be programmed to realize it, will we teach it in the future?¡±
Li Kaixiang smiled and taught the students private secrets: "Actually, you don't need to learn many of those things. You can steal them. There are free codes on the Internet."
After hearing this, everyone was horrified.
Shu Fu originally wanted to learn some advanced techniques, and has hated him ever since.
Only Liu Cheng's mind was enlightened, and he got enlightenment, and learned to change other people's websites into his own. Slowly and step by step, I finally learned to make a website with independent intellectual property rights. Others don't know that learning web page production requires other talents, and they should find a new way, but the result is almost nothing.
Zhiguang said disdainfully: "Love letters are already out of date. Now is the 21st century. Who still writes love letters? Doesn't it make people laugh. I think I was so brave back then. I took the rose and went to I've never written any love letters before. Xiaofu, learn a bit." After speaking, he patted his chest triumphantly.
Everyone unanimously denounced him, saying that he was shameless, and Yue Xianghua didn't dare to say it himself when he went out, so he wrote a note and put it in his family book. I didn¡¯t dare to go after making an appointment, but everyone pulled and pushed like a sow, so I mustered up the courage to buy roses. With a height of 1.8 meters, I bought a rose and had to wrap it in a newspaper before I dared to take it.
After hearing this, Zhiguang smirked nonchalantly.
Zhenyuan said disdainfully: "That's right, write a love letter, everyone keep your eyes open and see how I chase after women."
Thinking of his major, Zeming brightened his eyes and said, "If you want to talk about fashion, it's best to make a beautiful flash, type a love letter into words, and play it with beautiful background music. That's cool." It's a great thing, waiting for everyone's praise.
?Everyone said it was too wonderful, and then they talked about how to make this flash with enthusiasm.
? After a long discussion, the results were remarkable.
But Tang Xiaoqiang, the taciturn head of the house who had been on the sidelines with a smirk, poured cold water on everyone: "I think it's a good idea, but who would do it? We can't even do ordinary flash, let alone do it." Not to mention beautiful."
Everyone was disappointed and scolded him for talking too much.
Shu Fu lay leisurely on the bed, listening to their discussions with delight, but felt that their ideas were not beautiful enough, so he must be able to think of a beautiful way to express his love, which would make these guys admire him. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)bsp; Everyone was disappointed and scolded him for talking too much.
Shu Fu lay leisurely on the bed, listening to their discussions with delight, but felt that their ideas were not beautiful enough, so he must be able to think of a beautiful way to express his love, which would make these guys admire him. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com