Wu Dan smiled and said, "Look, it scares you. He's a big guy, as courageous as a mung bean."
I scolded: "Damn it, I usually see dead bodies, and I never believe in ghosts and gods. This time I saw the real thing, and it's a bit of a three-view."
Wu Dan smiled and said: "People in the world always think that they know a lot, and know a lot. In fact, there are many unexplainable phenomena and things in this world. The reason why we keep the so-called superstitious title of 'ghosts and gods' is because we can't understand it now. Explain certain phenomena and things. Once this unexplainable phenomenon is solved by science, then the theory of ghosts and gods will also be changed."
I listened half-understood, with a look of admiration.
Just as I was packing up and preparing to go home, I suddenly found that the light in the living room flickered twice and then went out.
I was stunned for a moment, and asked Wu Dan, "Damn it, what light are you turning off?"
Wu Dan said: "I didn't close it. However, it seems that things here are not over yet."
As soon as he finished speaking, I heard a "hissing" sound from the bathroom, like a snake spitting out a letter, or the sound of boiling water and steam.
Wu Dan said to me: "Go and see."
I retorted: "Why don't I rely on you to see it? You don't have the guts, do you?"
Wu Dan scolded: "Stop talking nonsense with me, I still have to stay in the living room!"
I had no choice but to move to the bathroom, open the door carefully, and press the wall lamp at the same time. As soon as the door opened, the "hissing" sound became louder and louder.
I glanced around the bathroom and saw that there seemed to be something in the bathtub. When I got closer, I almost vomited.
In the bathtub were two corpses, one large and one small, and they were incomplete corpses!
The broken corpse "hissed" and smoked, and the sound was made by this thing. My eyes couldn't help falling on the head lying in the bathtub. It was a woman's head, with long hair covering her face, and the blood stains made her hair stick together, which was very disgusting.
I quickly backed out and told Wu Dan that there were two fucking dead bodies in the bathroom, didn't he notice it when he went in just now?
Wu Dan said: "That's not a real corpse, it's just a ghost." Then, he took out a charcoal stove and was busy adding coke to the charcoal stove.
Just at this time, I suddenly felt a chill on my neck. When I looked down, I saw a white hand strangling my neck.
"Ahhh!!" I screamed, and hurried to pull that hand. And at this time, I felt a chill on my back again, as if something was stuck to it.
My heart beat into my throat, and I held back my fear and looked back.
I saw that it was posted behind me, it seemed to be a woman, and it was a woman with a ferocious smile and half of her face showing bones.
Shocked and disgusted, I wanted to push the woman away. Unexpectedly, she was getting tighter and tighter. I gradually felt chills all over my body, and I couldn't breathe.
I hurriedly called to Wu Dan who was busy at the side: "Hey, hello"
Unexpectedly, Wu Dan said without looking back: "Hold on for another three minutes, and I'll be fine soon!!"
I cursed in my heart: Maybe you will have to burn paper for me in three minutes!
I thought to myself that I had to f*ck myself to save myself! Just when I was so anxious that my face was flushed and I was about to burp, I suddenly felt a heat in my chest. And after the heat, the restraint on the neck disappeared instantly.
I bent down and took a few breaths of air, and then I recovered.
I was very puzzled by the warmth on my chest just now, as if the heat had saved me. I quickly lowered my head to check, only to touch the jade hanging around my neck.
Could it be that this thing saved me just now? I secretly got lucky in my heart, thinking that the only bad thing is that this stone may not be useful when, and whether it can save me depends on my mood. The last time I was in the ancestral hall of Fengshan Village, if it wasn't for Lao Zhao, I would have been strangled to death by the thousand-year-old strings, but the stone fart didn't react at that time.
I patrolled around with lingering fear, and I was completely relieved when I saw that there was no shadow of the female ghost.
Only then did I notice that Wu Dan was grabbing handfuls of soybeans, soaking them in a bowl of chicken blood, and then sprinkled them on the ground. After spreading, he took out a small hat made of yellow paper.
What surprised me was that the soybeans on the ground could move by themselves. As long as the soybeans on the ground moved, Wu Dan would hold the soybeans with a yellow hat.
After putting on more than 20 yellow hats, Wu Dan put all the yellow papers into the pot in the kitchen, put them on the stove, and covered the pot. After a while, I heard the sound of ghosts crying and howling wolves in the pot, which made my hair stand on end.
theThe function of the demon? People also recognize their masters! ! It seems that God of War doesn't recognize you very much. "
When I heard that he was still making sarcastic remarks from the sidelines, I felt very angry. I was about to retort, but I smelled a smell of oil coming from the kitchen.
I shot and scolded: "Master, I rely on me to fight the enemy bravely. Are you making supper?? Do you want to watch a scary shootout movie while eating?"
At this time, I suddenly heard Wu Dan's voice approaching: "If you talk too much, I'll pour the hot oil in the pot on you!"
I turned my head and saw Wu Dan came out with a pot, and there seemed to be a pot of hot oil in the pot, bubbling and rolling.
Wu Dan put the oil pan on the ground, took out a spell, burned it, and the ashes of paper flew all over the room.
Then Wu Dan took out a quaint knife from his bag, and started dancing in the living room.
I almost twitched watching from the sidelines. According to my experience watching Uncle Ying's movies, don't Taoist priests all use mahogany swords to drive away evil spirits? Why did this guy have something like a Guan Gong sword?
I saw Wu Dan raised the knife and stabbed at the wall, and suddenly a small paper figure appeared on the wall.
Wu Dan picked the villain off the wall and threw it into the frying pan. After a while, the paper figurine turned into a deep-fried dough stick, and changed its color. It was as fragrant as a real fried dough stick. I was a little confused, wondering if this fritters were real?
Smelling this fragrance, I actually feel a little salivating.
Wu Dan worked back and forth for a long time, blowing up more than ten bombs in total. But during this period, none of the ghosts appeared, and I couldn't help thinking that Wu Dan might also have some real skills. Otherwise, why would those ghosts bully me, so they wouldn't dare to provoke him.
After frying, Wu Dan smiled and picked up a deep-fried dough stick and handed it to me, saying, "Take a look, it's delicious."
I was a little stunned, thinking that what I saw was paper just now, why are you sticks now? But the aroma was so enticing that I couldn't help swallowing.
Wu Dan laughed and said, "It's really fried dough sticks. It's delicious. If you don't believe me, let's eat together." After speaking, he first took one by himself and began to bite. When I saw him eating, I couldn't help but started eating fried dough sticks. The deep-fried dough sticks were really delicious. After taking the first bite, it was like being poisoned. I couldn't help but grabbed the rest and devoured them all.
After eating, Wu Dan handed me a glass of wine and said: "Drink it, I just found it from his house, so that you don't have to eat too much fried dough sticks and get too greasy."
? I quickly took it and drank it down, thinking it was inexplicable, although I usually eat supper, and I can be regarded as a foodie, but I wouldn't eat in such a hurry.
I sighed: "Master, your skill is really comparable to that of a chef. But is the fritters you ate just now really okay?"
Wu Dan thought for a while and said, "How should I say this? In fact, the food in our country is like that. For example, the rice noodles that broke the news are actually made of plastic. Then it doesn't matter if my fritters are made of a few sheets of paper."
As soon as I heard it, a feeling of nausea surged up, my stomach rolled, and I rushed to the bathroom to hold the toilet and started to vomit. This vomiting really turned the world upside down. After throwing up, I saw, fuck, the toilet is full of gray paste.
I came out of the bathroom rubbing my stomach, feeling a little dizzy from vomiting. Wu Dan was laughing like a ghost beside him. Seeing that expression, I wanted to beat him up.
Wu Dan laughed and said: "Okay, this time all the wronged souls should be suppressed."
I scolded: "I rely on you, can you remove the word should?"
Wu Dan said: "Just now, when the ghost energy passed through your stomach and intestines, it was completely dead, and there is no harm anymore."
I scolded: "Why did you let me eat that thing? And how could I die in my stomach?"
Wu Dan said: "Didn't I say it, you have passed the yin body. I will use a simple method to absorb the yin energy for you, so that you can unlock your potential."
I asked suspiciously: "But it is Yin Qi after all, is it okay if I absorb too much?"
Wu Dan said: "Others have problems, but you don't. Don't worry."
After I rested for a while, I felt that my body was slowly returning to normal, so I believed his words. And now the voices and ghosts in the room really disappeared.
The lights in the house also returned to normal. Only then did I completely relax, and then I realized that I was covered in cold sweat.
I asked Wu Dan if he could leave this time. I really decided to leave this time, taking away the unchanging sorrow tonight
Unexpectedly, this time Wu Dan shook his head and said: "Don't go, the boss hasn't been fought yet, if you want to do it, do it thoroughly."
I asked suspiciously: "What boss?"
Wu Dan said with a smile: "These ghosts tonight are actually driven by a boss. That is, the most powerful ghost." (Remember the website website: www.hlnovel.com)bsp;Wu Dan smiled and said: "These ghosts tonight are actually driven by a boss. That is, the most powerful ghost." (Remember the website website: www.hlnovel.com