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Laugh, laugh at your grandpa!
Hearing the roar of laughter from around, Chen Xuan's face was black and red, and he made such a big oolong. Fortunately, he was naturally thick-skinned, otherwise he would have wished to find a crack in the ground.
However, when Chen Xuan was about to order another one on the menu, she didn't know what sound came from the waiter's headset, and she immediately said, "Sir, I'm sorry, the egg fried rice you asked for has already started to be made, please Hold on!"
Hearing what the waiter said, those people who laughed at Chen Xuan in the restaurant were stunned.
Does this western restaurant really have fried rice with eggs?
It shouldn't be!
Even Xiao Yuhan, who was opposite Chen Xuan, had a look of astonishment.
Hearing the waiter's words, Chen Xuan felt a lot more comfortable. He nodded, gave the menu to the waiter with a wave, and said boldly; "I want a big one!"
Poof!
Everyone collectively sprayed wildly!
Seeing this guy's aura as if he had ordered a delicacy from the mountains and seas, even Xiao Yuhan couldn't help but burst out laughing, this guy is definitely a wonder!
"Hey, Zhou Jian, this kind of idiot who has never seen the world dares to enter a western restaurant, why don't we go and play with this local turtle and have some fun?" The fat young man beside Zhou Jian looked at Chen Xuan's face. location, said with a grin, but he mostly focused on Xiao Yuhan.
Hearing this, Zhou Jian narrowed his eyes, and said with a smile, "Young Master Wu, although I can trample this turtle to death at any time, but if you want to play, Young Master Wu, I don't mind letting him go to you."
Hearing this, Wu Tian grinned and said, "Succeed, when I have a chance, I will trample this soil turtle to death and vent my anger on you, but now, the woman opposite him is quite interesting, and the number one beauty in Dongling City Qin Shuyi is on par, hehe, it's mine!"
Wu Tian's fat face has a delicate flower that is ready to move, comparable to Qin Shuyi, and he doesn't want to just let it go.
Seeing that Wu Tian didn't move Chen Xuan's thoughts for the time being, Zhou Jian's eyes flashed a hint of hidden disappointment. He originally wanted to take advantage of Wu Tian's hand to clean up Chen Xuan. Jiang Xiaotang's ability is stronger than his Zhou family's. Even if Chen Xuan is moved, Jiang Xiaotang may not come forward.
Although he really wanted to do it himself, Jiang Xiaotang stood behind Chen Xuan, which made Zhou Jian dare not act rashly, but once his Zhou family got on the line of Lord Wu, even if Chen Xuan had Jiang Xiaotang protecting him, he would swear Kill Chen Xuan.
Not long after, the fried rice with eggs that Chen Xuan ordered was served.
I have been hungry for a whole day, smelling the delicious egg fried rice, this guy has long been greedy, picked up the chopsticks and started to gobble it up, the big bowl of egg fried rice was half finished by this guy in less than a minute, and he was still eating. While muttering; "Bad review, not as delicious as the master's wife, the egg fried rice made by the master has to be put in chopped green onion, and it's still a five-star hotel, what a fucking stingy, even reluctant to put green onion"
Xiao Yuhan was the closest to Chen Xuan, so she naturally heard what Chen Xuan was saying very clearly. The corner of her mouth twitched while she was enjoying the steak. Which mountain village is this fool from?
The diners around looked at this guy's eating speed like a reincarnated starving ghost, and immediately became even more contemptuous. Compared with these elegant gentlemen like them, this guy is simply scum.
Of course, most of their gazes were focused on Xiao Yuhan, a beautiful woman. As for Chen Xuan, a hard-core mountain villager, they didn't even bother to take a second look.
But when the people in the restaurant were admiring Xiao Yuhan, the big beauty, while eating, a short, fat young man came with a glass of red wine, and that huge tonnage sat down on the empty seat at Xiao Yuhan's table. He said politely; "Hello, beautiful lady, my name is Wu Tian, ??and I am the young owner of the Wu Group. Can I buy the lady a drink?"
Seeing Wu Tian appearing, many people in the restaurant were furious.
"Damn, motherfucker, who is this short and fat man? Before I have time to make a move, he actually got there first, looking for death, right?"
"Where the hell is this short winter melon, he wants to pick up girls even if he looks like a bird, and he doesn't take a mirror to take a picture first."
"Shhh, keep your voices down, that's the young owner of the Wu Group, and messing with him won't do you any good."
"What, the young owner of the Wu Group"
The people who heard this suddenly shrank their necks. The Wu family of the Wu Group is a big family in Dongling City. Gather hundreds of people at once!
Looking at the person in front of me who is two times bigger than me.Xiao Yuhan frowned, she said calmly, "Don't bother Mr. Wu, I'm too drunk."
"No trouble, no trouble" Wu Tian's face was as thick as the fat on his body, pretending not to hear the meaning behind Xiao Yuhan's words, and said with a smile; "If you dare to ask the lady's name, it's better to ask the lady out for a drink or two after a long night how?"
Seeing Wu Tian stalking, the people around him dared not speak out, with aggrieved faces. Damn, this delicate flower that can rival Qin Shuyi will not really fall into the hands of this second generation ancestor, right?
Thinking of the scene where Xiao Yuhan, a beautiful woman, was crushed by a short and fat man weighing two hundred catties, the people around her suddenly felt a little chilly.
That tonnage visually estimated that it can crush a heifer to death!
"Thank you Mr. Wu for your kindness, no need, I don't like drinking." Just returned to China, Xiao Yuhan didn't want to provoke these second generation ancestors who rely on their family background.
"It doesn't matter if you don't like drinking. I don't know what Miss likes? As long as you tell me, Wu Tian will be able to do it." Wu Tian patted his chest, which was almost as big as Xiao Yuhan's, and said boldly, full of nouveau riche.
Seeing this, Chen Xuan in the back was a little unhappy. Damn, this guy must have thicker skin than him, and the girl he likes can't be overwhelmed by this pig.
Immediately afterwards, I saw this guy sweeping up the egg fried rice like a storm, and hiccupped with a satisfied face.
Then when Xiao Yuhan was frowning and didn't know how to get rid of Wu Tian, ??this guy sat down beside Xiao Yuhan. I don't know whether it was intentional or not. almost close together.
Then the corner of the guy's mouth grinned, and he asked Xiao Yuhan, who was a little dazed; "Honey, are you done eating? It's time to go back and feed the baby."
Lying in a trough!
In a word, the people in the restaurant almost fell off their stools and stared at Chen Xuan with disbelief.
Even Gao Yao's expression in the corner became very exciting at this moment!
Wu Tian was furious when he heard this sentence, he slapped the table and stood up and cursed angrily, "You bumpkin, what the hell are you talking about?"
Hearing this, Chen Xuan glanced at him; "Little fat man, did you fart? Why is it so stinky."
"You fucking fart, I"
Puff puff puff!
Before Wu Tian finished speaking, a loud serial fart sounded like diarrhea from Wu Tian's crotch!
In an instant, the entire restaurant was filled with a pungent smell that made people unable to open their eyes.
"Damn, this fart still tastes like pepper, it will kill your father!" Chen Xuan was full of disgust. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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