The temperature in the room has risen, and the sun has already shone into his office. I am a little hot, and the fine sweat is slowly oozing out, but he doesn't feel it at all. Still intoxicated in his "Salvation Speech", eloquent and eloquent.
"You are such a great person!" When I said this, I felt sick myself. But when he heard this sentence, he was very happy. It was as if Boya had found a bosom friend just like meeting Zhong Ziqi.
"Actually, I also think that being a plastic surgeon is like being a second God. The first God created the innate man, and the second God created the acquired man. Without plastic surgery, how would people live?"
"That's right, without the art of plastic surgery, those female stars would be mere mortals."
These words reached his heart. He said that the beauty of Korean women is due to plastic surgery. Nine out of ten female stars on TV and movies have had their faces cut, and many of them have been sculpted by him.
I asked him which female stars he had surgery on, and he said it was a matter of professional ethics and he couldn't tell me. If I had an operation with him, he would not tell others. This is the basic ethics of being a doctor. He said that he has a lot of repeat customers here, some have their faces and arms, some have their legs and buttocks, and some have knives all over their bodies, and their whole bodies are completely new. He is simply their "father of rebirth".
My ears are calloused by his rhetoric, but I still have to listen to him.
Hua Yunyan scheduled for me to have surgery two weeks later.
I was having a headache on how to deal with this guy when Chen Bo appeared in front of me.
"Nan Nan, why do you look so worried? Tell me, see if brother can help you?"
"It's not that Hua Yunyan. I don't even know what other normal hobbies he has besides 'plastic surgery'. He is simply a plastic surgery fanatic!"
"It's rare to see a cat that doesn't eat fishy fish!"
"You also said that it is rare, what can I do? I have to give an explanation to the underground matchmaking agency. Besides, I am now performing tasks for you as 'Ru Mei'. If the task fails, I don't know who is more embarrassed. ?¡±
"You girl, your mouth is never forgiving!"
"Since that's the case, you still don't think of a way for me. Do you really want me to do a 'broken bone heightening' operation? It's not done well, one leg is long and the other is short, and I'm a monster. I can't marry What about getting married?"
Chen Bo rolled his eyeballs, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, I knew this guy must have thought of a way.
"If you have any ideas, tell me quickly!"
"He likes 'plastic surgery' so much, why don't you let him do it, not only you, Zhou Ju and I will do it too, how about doing it with you?"
"Crazy! You have one foot long and the other short, and half of your face is smiling and the other is crying!"
"Little girl liar, you are quite ruthless!" Chen Bo said with a smile, "I said 'rectify', that was an excuse, and then I will punish that kid in the bureau."
"Ah? Why am I getting more and more confused the more I listen?"
Chen Bo explained his method to me. I really don't know if I don't listen, it turns out that this kid is so "unscrupulous".
I walked into Hua Yunyan's office, apparently he had just finished a major operation, and sweat was still dripping from his face. He was wiping his forehead with a towel, and he didn't talk to me very much, he just said hello and asked me to sit down.
"Professor Hua, you just finished the operation? What kind of operation did you do? Bone removal or liposuction?"
"Virgin repair!"
I was at a loss for words for a while, this plastic surgery fanatic still has this ability. I heard a story before, which seems to be circulated on the Internet. It said that a girl was talking about friends. After getting together, she asked the boy if he didn't mind if he was not a virgin. The boy said what age it is now, who cares about this. But later, the boy left the girl because he found a virgin and married. When my wife was pregnant and went for a pregnancy test, the doctor said: Why are you so irresponsible? The abortion made the breasts so thin that you lost the ability to protect the fetus. Only then did the boy realize that he had been cheated. He regretted it, ran to the girl before, and told her about it, but it was too late, and the relationship was irretrievable. They were walking on the street, and a billboard was hung at the entrance of a plastic surgery hospital, "80 yuan to be a virgin!" The girl cried when she saw this, that woman was really hateful, and took her boyfriend away with 80 yuan.
How many "virgins" have come down from the operating table of this plastic maniac, and how many beautiful marriages have been ruined by these people.
I was immersed in my own thoughts, Hua Yunyan suddenly patted my shoulder,?? Pulled back to reality from the boundless fantasy.
"Professor Hua, I have a few friends who heard that you are an expert in plastic surgery, and they all want to seek you out."
"Really? What kind of surgery do they want?"
"How should I put it. One thinks that her face shape is not good in Feng Shui, her chin is too pointed, and she doesn't look masculine."
"Jin plastic surgery, minor surgery! Minor surgery!"
"There is also a long beer belly, and the belt can't be stretched to the side."
"The 360-degree waist liposuction is also a minor operation. You can leave the hospital the next day after the operation."
"There is another one who wanted to be a woman since she was a child, but unfortunately she is still a man"
"Oh, you're talking about transsexualism. It's fine, I can do a sex change operation for him. But it will take eight repair operations, and it will take a year to really become a woman."
"You are amazing, can you do all these operations?"
"In terms of plastic surgery, I don't dare to say that in the whole country. I think Xiangzhou City is the second. No one dares to recognize the number one." The plastic surgery fanatic began to show off, "Take rhinoplasty as an example. , A lot of people come to me to fix things that are broken. I don¡¯t know how many times I have wiped those third-rate doctors¡¯ asses. Many celebrities have come to me for this kind of surgery. There is also sex change surgery, which is also one of my strengths. First, transgender people are almost the same as normal women except that they cannot conceive. There is also facial plastic surgery. My wife has undergone many plastic surgeries under my suggestion, and the results are quite good. This is what she likes quite a lot Dao thing"
Comrade Hua Yunyan, are you sure that your wife likes you to perform these operations on her?
You don't even know your wife's likes and dislikes, so why did you marry her? Just to be your guinea pig? It's horrible.
My heart began to infinitely sympathize with Qin Piaopiao.
I cast my eyes on the plastic maniac's face, watching him talk about his "plastic surgery" experience endlessly. His face did not appear to have been knifed.
So I asked: "Professor Hua, you like plastic surgery so much, why don't you make a face of yourself? You can make the face of a Korean male star, such as Jang Dong Gun, Lee Jun Ki and so on!"
"There is a need to change, so I go for plastic surgery, because I think I am not perfect, right?" Hua Yunyan smiled slightly, "Do you believe it? I am 50 years old."
No way, 50 years old? How can it be? !
? No wrinkles, no gray hair, no acne, no spots, a flawless face. Compared with women, men are less likely to look old, I believe this. But it never occurred to me that this guy was 50 years old. I looked at him suspiciously, wanting to find out the secret formula of keeping the face from his face.
"Xiao Su, what do you think I'm doing? I haven't had plastic surgery, it's natural!"
Hua Yunyan woke up from the narcissistic hallucination when he saw me staring at him. He seemed to be in a good mood, and he turned to look at me, "scrutinizing" my face. This kind of gaze makes me thorn in the back. What is he "reviewing" again. Could it be that he feels that there is something about my face that needs to be improved.
"Little Su! I suddenly discovered"
"Didn't you say you agreed to operate on my friend?" I tried to change the subject, not wanting him to find fault with my face.
"The operations of your friends are all pediatrics." Hua Yunyan said, "Xiao Su, do you know? If you have a lady's mole on the cheekbone on your right cheek, it will make you more temperamental. Also, you Look at your eyes, if the corners of the eyes are raised a little, it will be more beautiful. You know Li Jiaxin, the corners of her eyes are raised, she is very beautiful. I didn¡¯t like the corners of my wife¡¯s eyes at the beginning, so I made her into Li Jiaxin Haha! I don¡¯t know why, but my wife has been a little disgusted with plastic surgery in recent years. Haha, how can I tell you this"
"Maybe your wife doesn't understand your work very well, or she thinks it's already beautiful, so there's no need to fix it."
"Is there any woman in the world who doesn't love beauty, don't you think so? And men also like beautiful women. In my opinion, those who have money and power, they change a woman every year, which is very immoral. Don't you be afraid Got AIDS? If they could replace their wives with face swaps, society wouldn¡¯t be in such a mess?¡±
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