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Sha Yang saw that Di Ye and Yu Xiaoyun were very embarrassed, so he smiled and said: "Haha, I just want to drink more wedding wine! You young people can decide for themselves."
In the cultivation world, it is not uncommon for men to marry men. Cultivators live longer, and those who have reached the Guiyuan stage or above, it is not a problem to live to more than a hundred years old. The road to cultivation is long, if you can have a like-minded partner, whether it is a woman or a man, as long as you can get along and support each other, it is a good thing.
Late at night, when she returned to her room, Yu Xiaoyun was already drunk. Di Ye directly carried him back to the bed, took off his shoes, and let him lie down on the bed.
"Ye'er"
Yu Xiaoyun grabbed Di Ye's skirt, sat up, looked up at him, and said in a vague voice: "If you get married, I don't want to be a bride."
"Huh?" Di Ye was startled for a moment, then laughed happily, pointed at the tip of Yu Xiaoyun's nose, and said with a smile, "I said I don't need to get married, but I'm already thinking about our marriage. Master uncle!"
"I don't want to be a bride." Yu Xiaoyun took Di Ye's hand away and repeated seriously.
Di Ye asked amusedly, "Why doesn't my little uncle want to be a bride?"
Yu Xiaoyun muttered: "The bride is going to have a babyI won't have a baby"
Di Ye couldn't help laughing again and said, "Okay, little uncle doesn't have children."
Who said that a bride must have a child! Besides, even if he wanted to give birth, he couldn't give birth!
Seeing the drunken and dazed appearance of the little uncle, Di Ye kissed him on the cheek, and teasingly asked him: "Does the little uncle like children?"
Yu Xiaoyun seemed to think about it, then shook his head.
Di Ye asked again: "Don't like it?"
"I don't know." Yu Xiaoyun shook his head again and replied.
He has never been in contact with children, and he doesn't know whether he likes it or not.
Seeing that Di Ye was still smiling, Yu Xiaoyun also asked: "Does Ye Er like children?"
"I like it!" Di Ye replied without hesitation, and added in his heart: When my uncle was young, he was so cute!
Yu Xiaoyun frowned, wondering: "But, I don't know how to have children"
"Yeah." Di Ye smiled again, "Little Martial Uncle now looks like a child, I like it very much."
Yu Xiaoyun said seriously again: "I'm not a child."
Seeing the cuteness of the little uncle, Di Ye couldn't help teasing him for a while, drew a circle on his stomach, and told him: "Actually, I have already put the child in the belly of the little uncle. The belly will gradually grow bigger, and after ten months, a baby will be born."
"Really?" Yu Xiaoyun was dubious, but curious, "How did you put it in?"
"Want to know?" Seeing the serious expression on the little uncle's expression, Di Ye must have believed his words.
Yu Xiaoyun nodded and said, "I think so."
"Then I'll tell you slowly." Di Ye approached Yu Xiaoyun's face with a smile, and whispered in his ear.
Yu Xiaoyun has always been curious about how Di Ye put the child into his stomach, until he fell asleep from being tormented by Di Ye, and he still didn't figure it out.
When he woke up the next day, Di Ye asked Yu Xiaoyun if he still remembered what he said last night, but Yu Xiaoyun frowned and couldn't remember.
Di Ye leaned close to his ear and said softly: "Uncle, let's pick a good day and auspicious day to get married, shall we?"
"Married?" Yu Xiaoyun blushed all of a sudden, and asked, "Ye'er wants to get married?"
Di Ye nodded and said, "I think so."
Yu Xiaoyun thought about it and decided: "If Ye Er thinks about it, then let's get married."
"Little uncle is so kind." Di Ye laughed happily, hugged the little uncle into his arms and kissed again and again.
Yu Xiaoyun murmured again: "I don't know how Master will react when he finds out that Ye'er and I are married?"
Di Ye couldn't help but froze, and thought about it for a while: the third master knew that the junior uncle was married to him, maybe he would beat him up again.
Thinking about it, Di Ye felt that he was sorry for the third master, so he abducted the third master's precious disciple, and asked the junior master to follow him, not even going back to Lingshan.
Di Ye thought about it again, and asked, "Should I send a letter to Third Master, asking him to preside over our wedding?"
Yu Xiaoyun shook his head after thinking for a while and said, "Master won't come."
Di Ye thinks about it too, with the temperament of the third master, how could he be willing to come!
Little Martial Uncle is still a disciple of the Lingshan School, the precious disciple of the Third Master. After marrying him like this, I wonder if the Third Master still recognizes this apprentice?
Di Ye gets into trouble??, felt like saying: "Little uncle, there is no rush for us to get married. For the time being, the little uncle is at ease to cooperate with Senior Sha Yang, and find a way to restore the spiritual power and cultivation base. When the little uncle recovers, we will not get married again." Late."
Yu Xiaoyun felt that it didn't matter, so he nodded and said, "Okay."
"Okay, it's time to get up and test the medicine." Di Ye pulled Yu Xiaoyun up, waited for him to put on clean clothes, helped her put on her shoes, and then let him get out of bed.
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Sunrise and sunset, three months passed in the blink of an eye.
Di Ye and Yu Xiaoyun lived on the mountain for more than three months, and Hu Yuling's stomach gradually bulged, but Sha Yang still couldn't find a way to restore Yu Xiaoyun's aura and cultivation.
On this day, Di Ye and Chu Shaojie went down the mountain to buy things in a nearby town. They set off early in the morning and wanted to go back early. Worried about being recognized by others, both of them are dressed as mountain peasants.
After not going down the mountain for a long time, Chu Shaojie thought about Di Ye being thrown a vegetable clapper in Nanshui Port, and he didn't know what the situation is now, so he murmured: "Brother Di Ye, those who pretended to be you to do evil, I don't know if they were caught or not. , you really don't care about this?"
Di Ye was really not interested in this matter, so he shook his head and said, "Qi Yunfei thinks that I need to find out, so why should I bother. No matter who is behind the scenes, the target is me, and if they want to lure me out, they will admit that I have done a lot of evil. Charges. If I don¡¯t go out, they will be messing around, and they can¡¯t do anything to me!¡±
"The truth is true, but if you continue like this, your reputation will really be ruined." Chu Shaojie is still worried about Di Ye, and doesn't want to see Di Ye's reputation ruined by traitors, and let the world treat Di Ye as a fool. A villain who does all kinds of evil.
Di Ye laughed at himself: "Being a demon has the worst reputation. No matter how bad my reputation is, it can't be as bad as the blood of the demons flowing on my body."
Arriving in town, in order to save time, the two shopped separately.
Di Ye saw an interesting tambourine in front of a small vendor, thinking that his little uncle was free recently, so he took out the piano that You Yue'er gave him before, and played it.
"How much is this tambourine, give me one." Di Ye asked, pointing to a palm-sized tambourine.
"It's terrible, it's on fire¡ª"
Di Ye had just bought a tambourine and was clapping around with it when he heard the noise of a fire coming from another street.
A fire broke out in a cloth shop, and the cloth hanging in the shop was ignited. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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