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Di Ye and Yu Xiaoyun went back to Lingyun Peak for lunch at noon. When they arrived at Baiweitang, it was already a bit late. The fat uncle waved his spoon and said to them: "If you stay later, the food will be cold, so there is nothing to eat!"
In the dining hall, there are more than a dozen people eating.
Seeing Di Ye and Yu Xiaoyun coming together, Kui Lan Xia Luo stepped forward, called Yu Xiaoyun a little uncle, then looked at Di Ye and asked, "Senior Brother Ye, where did you go last night? Thought you were missing."
Di Ye didn't seem to be able to hear the concern in her tone, so he replied casually: "I will go to the Green Bamboo Peak for a while, and then I will go back to Qingjing Peak with my little uncle."
Senior Sister Xie Yinan was also there, and she also asked curiously: "Junior Brother, Junior Uncle, I haven't seen you all this morning, where is the fun place, next time, bring us with you!"
Yu Xiaoyun replied seriously: "We didn't go anywhere. We woke up this morning and found that Ye'er had wet his pants, and we had to wait for his pants to dry before going out."
"Don't talk about this!" Di Ye hurriedly covered Yu Xiaoyun's mouth, but it was too late.
Although Yu Xiaoyun's voice was not loud, she spoke clearly. Everyone present heard that Di Ye woke up in the morning and wet his pants.
The embarrassing story of Di Ye peeing his pants immediately attracted widespread attention.
"Wetting your pants?!" Xie Yinan laughed out loud, then couldn't help laughing, and said to Di Ye, "Little brother, how old are you, and you still wet the bed while sleeping!"
Di Ye blushed all of a sudden, and called out shyly, "Senior Sister Yinan!"
Then he explained distressedly: "I didn't wet the bed before. I don't know what happened. I woke up this morning and found that my pants were wet"
Kui Lan Xia Luo's focus was different from everyone else's, Chi asked: "Brother Ye, do you sleep with the little uncle at night?"
However, no one cares about this issue. In the past, Junior Junior Brother and Junior Junior Uncle would stick together and sleep together all day, that was natural.
On the other side, He Qiuhua suddenly said: "Brother Han Peng also wets the bed! His pants are wet when he wakes up in the morning, and he is still covering his hands so that we don't want us to know."
"Shut up!" Han Peng gave him a hard look and argued, "I didn't pee my pants!"
"What is that?" He Qiuhua asked without fear of death.
He Qiuhua is two years younger than Han Peng and only one year older than Di Ye, so he is not very afraid of Han Peng.
"That is¡¡"
Han Peng blushed suddenly, unable to tell why.
The older senior brothers smiled half-smiles, as if they were used to this, and it was not strange to see it.
Ji Yuhui walked up to Di Ye, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "Little Junior Brother, congratulations, from now on, you have become an adult!"
"Why?" Di Ye couldn't understand.
Although in ordinary families, if a man gets married at the age of fifteen, he is an adult, but what does becoming an adult have to do with him peeing his pants?
Yu Xiaoyun had never wet the bed before, and he didn't understand why, so he asked suspiciously: "If you wet your pants while sleeping, will you become an adult?"
Seeing that both of their faces were covered in circles, Ji Yuhong found that this question was difficult to explain.
Ji Yuhui thought for a while before answering: "Actually, this is a transitional phenomenon when the body grows into an adult, just like when we transition from the stage of Qi training to the stage of consecration, and from the stage of consecration to the stage of bigu, our body Everything changes, and with the physical changes, there are things that don't seem to make sense."
I see!
Di Ye and Yu Xiaoyun nodded with a half understanding.
Later, Di Ye asked worriedly: "Do adults pee their pants when they sleep?"
Why haven't I heard of it before, and I haven't seen any adult pee his pants. Is it because the adults are hiding it too well?
Finally, Ji Yuhui couldn't help but chuckle, shook his head and said, "No, it's just occasionally during the transitional stage when the body becomes an adult."
"That's good!" Di Ye breathed a sigh of relief.
In this way, from now on, he has truly become an adult and is no longer a child!
"My lord actually peed his pants!" Yu Xiaoyun was still in incredible shock.
Imagine that in two years, he will be as big as Ye Er, and he will pee his pants when he sleeps He still doesn't want to grow up to be an adult!
In less than a day, everyone on Lingshan knew that Di Ye was already an adult when he peed his pants in the morning.
Other disciples who had experienced the same phenomenon and were embarrassed to let others know about it, and did not quite understand what was going on, all said that they had peed their pants when they woke up in the morning, and they were adults now, not brats anymore.
up?The older adults heard these teenage disciples talking about peeing their pants all day long, and they couldn't help shaking their heads, wondering if the head master had missed something important in teaching these disciples?
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?The chief sect had something to go out and went down the mountain last night, so the second sect master gave his disciples a few days off.
Di Ye and Yu Xiaoyun are going to have a competition, and they have to find the trustworthy brother Ji Yuhong to be a witness.
Ji Yufei thought that if the two of them really fought in a competition, no matter who wins or loses, I'm afraid it will hurt the peace, so he suggested: "Uncle Xiaoyun, Junior Brother Xiaoye, in my opinion, your cultivation methods are different. There are also differences, and a direct comparison is not objective enough. You want to compare whose resistance is stronger, how about this, you stand side by side, within a certain distance, I give three palms, after three palms, whoever can't support, away from the original position Whoever is farther away will lose. How about the method of this competition?"
Di Ye and Yu Xiaoyun looked at each other, and felt that Ji Yuhong's words made sense and that the proposal was good, so they nodded and said, "Okay, let's compare like this!"
Ji Yufei drew a circle on the ground, and asked Di Ye and Yu Xiaoyun to stand side by side in the circle. He retreated a foot away, and when they were ready, he began to make moves.
? For the first palm, first explore the effect, Ji Yuhong's hand is very light. With a palm, Yu Xiaoyun didn't move at all, and Di Ye seemed to have not stood still, and shook his body a little.
In the second palm, Ji Yuhui strengthened his spiritual power, controlled his strength, and attacked the two of them with one palm.
This time, Di Ye felt a strong impact of spiritual power, as if a rushing river washed over him, pushing him down the river. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't stand still. One foot stepped outside the circle.
Yu Xiaoyun remained steady, looked back at Di Ye, and called out, "Ye'er?"
"I'm fine!" Di Ye knew in his heart that he had already lost, but he stood on the spot, assumed a posture of receiving the move, and said to Ji Yuhui, "Senior Brother Ji, I still have one palm."
"Okay." Ji Yuhui nodded, ready to strike the last palm.
In the last third palm, Ji Yuhui strengthened his spiritual power again, which was more powerful than the second palm.
With this palm attack, Di Ye had no strength to resist, and was directly blown out of the circle and fell to the ground.
Yu Xiaoyun still stood there, as if the shock wave of spiritual power had no effect on him, and nothing happened.
Ji Yuhui was very surprised, under the impact of his third palm, the little master uncle was so relaxed, which shows that he has cultivated well! (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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