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The story starts from a small town
It is said that at the foot of a certain mountain, at the end of a certain water, there is a small town called Peach Blossom. There are four villages and eight villages under Taohua Town, with a total of 508 households. Men farm and women weave, self-sufficient, live and work in peace and contentment, and live a prosperous life.
The folk customs in the town are simple and honest, but occasionally three or two crooked melons and dates are born, and a series of jokes are made.
It is said that there is a middle-aged man in Shitou Village, Taohua Town. Every day, many young women and grandmothers come to see a doctor, just to see Zhou Lang's handsome face. The matchmaker who pulls the strings tramples on the threshold of the Zhou family, but fails to form a marriage.
Over time, rumors spread in the village, some said that Zhou Jialang had a deficiency of kidney qi, some said that he was a man with broken sleeves, but all in all, it was not good.
So much so that people who go to see a doctor can't help but sigh when they go out: What a fair and clean young man, what a pity.
The rumors spread widely, and over time it seemed to be true, and Zhou Jialang didn't explain it. The daughter of Zhao Biaotou, the head of the village who returned to the village in desperation because she couldn't get rich and poor, heard that there was a pretty doctor in the village, who was skilled in medicine and handsome, so she moved her mind.
¡¾1 chapter for grabbing husband¡¿
"Doctor, come out to see a doctor!"
"Whois sick?"
"I!"
"I can see that the young lady is alive and well, her gait is breezy, she doesn't seem sick."
"Miss Ben has a heart attack!"
"I have great medical skills, but I can't heal my heart disease if I eat a living."
"You can get a cure, doctor, you are the best medicine for this lady."
"I can't, I can't"
" A doctor should sacrifice his life to save the people. A little doctor should treat a young lady."
"The doctor is really Hua Tuo's living miracle doctor! The medicine is cured, and this lady is very lucky!"
"If Miss can remove the ax from the little doctor's neck, maybe the little doctor will be lucky."
¡¾2 Rumors¡¿
"Husband, do you like the slave family?"
"The lady is beautiful and elegant, so my husband naturally likes it."
"Then why do they all say that your husband was forced?"
"If the lady can not keep this ax by her husband's neck from time to time, the rumor will be self-defeating."
¡¾3 pet articles¡¿
"Lady, what are you looking for?"
"Husband, did you secretly keep a pet behind your back?"
"I can't even take care of you as a husband, so I don't have the time to keep pets."
"That's strange. I heard from neighbors that my husband has a tigress in my house. How come I haven't seen it before?"
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"My lady, you might as well look in the mirror."
"how?"
"Well¡¡"
¡¾4 Danqing articles¡¿
"Husband, the scenery here is very beautiful, can you paint a picture for my family?"
"good."
"My body is sore, has your husband painted it?"
"Okay, what do you think, lady?"
"Well, yes, the mountains and rivers are beautifulbut where is my slave's house?"
"My husband originally wanted to draw the lady into the painting, but I was afraid that the lady would ruin this beautiful scenery."
"Um?"
"Lady, why do you take out your precious ax so often, how scary is this big axe?"
"Repaint!"
"Okayokay."
"It will be so soon? Where did the husband draw the slave's house, why can't the slave's house be found?"
"Miss, look here."
"Is this a line?"
"The mountains are high and the water is wide, and the lady is so slim, so she is naturally small."
"Well, what my husband said makes sense."
¡¾5 Mutual boast¡¿
"I really envy my husband."
"Why envy?
"My husband has not yet reached his thirties, but he is already a well-known genius doctor in the world, and he should be admired."
"A husband should envy his wife."
"What is there in the servant's house that my husband envies?
"Isn't it envious of others to marry such a young and promising husband-in-law who is as jade-like and gold-faced as a wife when she was young?"
""
"Husband, you are not humble."
"How can you not be humble?"
"My husband is clearly boasting."
?It's gone! "
"Miss, don't rush to throw it away, let's see if you raise it."
"Bai Bai, come quickly to mother, my son is so handsome, don't you!"
"Mom~hug~"
"Fatty, go up and play."
A certain girl: "Wow~ Dad, Mom doesn't like me."
"Be chubby, give me a hug~"
"Stop! My husband can only hug me, if you want to hug me, find your husband~"
"Wow~"
¡¾23 Pit Babies¡¿
"Wow~wow~~"
"Bai Bai, what's the matter? Come to Dad."
"Mother, grab, candied haws, wow~"
"Lady, why did you snatch your son's candied haws and eat them yourself?"
"It's too sweet, it hurts baby's teeth."
"Wow~wow~~"
"Fatty, what's the matter? Come to Dad."
"Mother, issue a card, it's gone, wow~"
"Lady, why did you snatch your daughter's hairpin and stick it on your own head?"
"It's too heavy to shave a child's hair."
"Wow~wow~~"
¡¾24 Dolls¡¿
Bai Bai: "Father and mother, Mr. Teacher invites you to go to school with me after lunch. He has something important to tell you."
A certain husband: "What's the point?"
Fatty: "I heard that my brother has a close relationship with a female classmate, and he was scolded by the teacher once before."
Bai Bai: "Students learn to communicate, talk and laugh with each other, what is there to make a fuss about?"
Fat Pang: "I heard that my brother's female classmate's father and mother are also going today."
A certain wife: "What does that female classmate look like?"
Fat Pang: "I've seen it a few times, it's carved with jade, soft and waxy, it's really pretty."
A certain wife: "What should I do?"
A certain husband: "Miss, don't worry, let's go to the school to find out Hey, madam, what are you looking for?"
A certain wife: "Looking for clothes and jewelry. It's the first time we meet our in-laws. As men, we must not be ambiguous. Husband, you should also change into calm and solemn clothes, and then go to the market to choose some decent gifts. You must not hinder your son. "
Fatty: ""
Bai Bai: "Auntie, I'm only five years old."
A certain wife: "Oh, you are only five years old."
Bai Bai: ""
A certain wife: "It doesn't matter, the so-called time flies like an arrow, the sun and the moon fly quickly, and reaching the crown is just a blink of an eye. The daughter-in-law fools one by one, and the mother supports you!"
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