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Why is it so vulnerable?
Mumble.
Scarface swallowed in fear, his eyelids twitched wildly, this man is so ruthless!
Between talking and laughing, there will be no future generations!
Ye Xuan looked at the scar, a playful smile appeared in his eyes, pointed to the broken balls, and raised his eyebrows:
"Scar, there are no more, no less, fourteen balls here, one every day, after fourteen days, I promise you will stand tall and firm, the golden spear will not fall, and you will be invincible"
Scar heard the words, sniffed the stench in the air, his stomach was overwhelmed, and he felt a nausea. He suppressed the nausea and asked in horror:
"who are you?"
"who I am?"
Ye Xuan tilted his head, thought for a while, with a hint of sadness appearing on his face, and then said seriously:
"Well, I don't know how to introduce myself. Do you know God, Tathagata or Taishang Laojun?"
"My existence is the same as theirs, even better than them, but you don't need to believe in me"
Ye Xuan said drunkenly: "don't worship me, I have no flaws, the biggest flaw is perfection! Kindness! Soft-hearted! Good luck!"
Having said that, Ye Xuan pointed to himself with an extremely lonely expression:
"That's why so many women fall in love with me, cry and marry me,
That's why Xi Shi will date me for the ninth life, Yang Guifei will never forget me after a thousand years, Li Qingzhao's biggest dream is to be my maid, Li Shishi is willing to warm my bed for me"
Bababada, Ye Xuan said so that his eyes were red, and he was moved to tears.
cao!
Shameless things,
Shameless!
The man with the scar was speechless,
At this moment, he really wanted to stand up and point at Ye Xuan's nose and yell at him, I'll give it a shot
Brother, where's your face? I was in a hurry to go out and fell into the toilet! !
But he didn't dare, he dared not speak out!
He forcefully squeezed out a smile on his ashen face, and flattered him:
"Big big brother, as long as you are happy, then I can can I go."
Ye Xuan suddenly sneered, with a glint of coldness in his eyes, and a cold breath:
"I want to leave! Let me tell you, you will be struck by lightning if you come out to pretend to be aggressive."
Click!
Scar's heart was beating wildly, he raised his eyes to look at the bright moon and star-sparse sky, finally heaved a sigh of relief, and thought to himself: Do you think I'm an idiot? Got struck by lightning? If there is thunder in the sky, I will call you Dad!
Ye Xuan seems to have seen through Scar's thoughts, a hint of aloofness appeared at the corner of his mouth:
"Lei come!"
A shout!
Like a thunderclap.
Scar's heart was beating wildly, and the chill was suddenly felt.
Suddenly, electricity was generated in the void, wind and thunder billowed, just like daytime!
Ye Xuan held a thunderbolt in his hand, majestic and majestic, like a god descending into the world.
Dao Scar was so frightened, he let out a scream, and suddenly fell to the ground, kowtowing and begging for mercy:
"The gods spare my life, the gods spare my life, I don't dare anymore! Don't dare!! Don't dare!!!"
At this moment, Dao Scar's heart and mind are shaking, his liver and gallbladder are about to burst, and the souls of the dead are all trembling.
After this battle, he respected Ye Xuan like a god, and he couldn't resist it.
This is not human at all! It's the devil! A devil who can control thunder and lightning!
Ye Xuan's expression was stern, without any compassion, he threw a toss in the air, and the thunder and fire slammed on Scar's body.
After a moment of fireworks.
Scar was covered in black charcoal, his hair was blown up, his face was covered with black ashes, and there were wisps of blue smoke rising from the top of his head, and the smell of burnt hair wafted in the air.
In fact, this is not pure lightning, it is just the acceleration of the air flow, and the friction produces a thunder flower. If it was real lightning, the scar would have been wiped out long ago.
However, Scar saw Ye Xuan's eyes completely changed, like a pug, crawling at his feet:
"Master, I don't dare anymore, please forgive me."
"I am old at the top and young at the bottom, so please pity me!"
The thunderbolt just now made Scar completely surrender.
He is a man who licks blood with the tip of a knife, and his death is no more than a scar the size of a bowl. However, for a person like Ye Xuan who seems to be a god, no matter how bloodyEven a man like him can't bear the slightest bit of resistance.
Ye Xuan glanced at Scarface lightly, ignored it, went straight to the corner, picked up Lin Bingyan who had already fainted by the waist, and walked towards the entrance of the alley.
Scar looked at the back of Ye Xuan leaving, and finally heaved a long sigh of relief.
This demon is too scary.
However, at this moment, Ye Xuan suddenly stopped.
Click!
Seeing Ye Xuan stop, Dao Scar and the others raised their hearts in their throats instantly, their scalps were numb, and they looked at each other in horror.
"You What else do you want? My brother was deposed by you, and I was struck by lightningAre you still not satisfied?"
Scar said cautiously, his fear of Ye Xuan has reached the extreme.
"I forgot to charge!" Ye Xuan touched his head and said a little embarrassedly.
In fact, he doesn't have much money in his pocket. Although he has an unlimited overdraft card, he doesn't want to use it unless he has to. Now that he holds the girl in his arms, the Xiao family can't go back. Money.
"What fee?" Dao Scar grinned, thinking something was wrong in his heart.
Ye Xuan touched his chin, and after a few seconds of silence, he rubbed his hands embarrassedly:
"Look, I came all the way to help you cure impotence, and it costs money! Besides, if you come out to pretend to be aggressive, you can pay for the manual fee and installation fee.
"Even if the manual fee is less, you have to pay the material fee?"
Nani?
Scar and the punks were dumbfounded, and showed a smile uglier than crying. It was the first time they heard that there was a material fee and installation fee for pretending to be aggressive!
Nima, we came out to play tricks and provoke someone, what's bothering you!
"Why don't you want to give it?" Ye Xuan's expression turned cold, and his eyes turned cold again.
The man with the scar was trembling with fright, his scalp was numb, and he said tremblingly:
"Master, how much do you want?"
"Don't worry, my price is fair, and I don't ask for much."
Ye Xuan nodded with satisfaction, and took out an abacus in his hand as if conjuring, and began to tap and click:
"First calculate the cost of treating impotence and impotence. One egg is worth 10,000 yuan. There are 14 eggs here, so I will charge you 140,000 yuan!"
What!
140,000.
Scar wants to vomit blood!
Punks: ""
Collective speechless, protest, serious protest, those eggs are obviously ours! ! !
"Ahem Let's calculate the installation fee and material fee next." After Ye Xuan finished speaking, he pointed to the pockets of the gangsters and said:
"Don't worry, there won't be many this time. According to the rules, pretending to be aggressive is directly proportional to your worth. Just spend all the money you have on your body."
Depend on!
Everyone was speechless, isn't that too much?
Take it all, not much!
How much more do you want! !
"Protest, why is pretense directly proportional to social status? I don't agree." Scar said tremblingly.
Ye Xuan explained solemnly: "Scar, look at Ma Yun. People wear watches worth ten yuan, and some people praise them. But when you wear a watch worth ten yuan, you are ridiculed as poor? Why? Because they You are worth millions of times more than you!"
Little brother: "Brother, what he said makes sense!"
Scar nodded: "Well, old iron, there's nothing wrong."
[Some things must be said. I really want to thank everyone very much. Really, this is the first time I write a novel seriously.
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