I searched for someone all afternoon, and finally found a master who could lock the door.
After the installation, I felt a little exhausted. You know, although I didn't stretch out my hand during the lock repair process, the weather in Beijing has been getting hotter and hotter in recent years, and I sweat even if I don't move. I just ran a big lap outside, and the sweat has already wet my whole body.
But the world doesn't seem to want people to calm down. I cursed, but I still have to abide by the rules, because my phone rang.
"Hello, who is it?" Anyway, it's free to answer the phone, so I don't even bother to see who it is.
"Day, aren't you exhausted, kid? Could it be that you were blown dry?" As soon as I heard the voice, I knew who it was.
"Modi, be a little serious, okay? What do you want me to do?"
"Damn, you really forget your friends. Oh, yes, you have a girl in your house, and you speak so politely. I don't know how you usually talk."
"If you have something to say, hurry up!"
"Why are you in such a hurry? You're not in a hurry to go to bed, are you?" Andy is very annoying. Really, what you said makes you want to beat him up.
"If you have something to do, talk about it, and hang up if you have nothing to do. I just ran outside for a few laps, and now I am so tired that I am dying."
"Well, it's hot and I want to drink some beer. I don't know if your green leaves with flowers have the time to come out?"
"Where is it?" Drinking beer in summer is very refreshing.
"Is it convenient for you?" Andy is very annoying, or he is called Modi, and now the tone of his voice really makes me speechless.
"Convenient! Where is it?"
"Don't be too embarrassing, then I will feel guilty."
"Stop talking nonsense, where is it!" I'm already very upset with this Modi.
When I saw Andy, there were four bottles of beer in front of Andy.
"Brother, you are here, what about the little girl at home?"
"Don't worry about it, drink."
"Why don't you mention it?"
"What do you mention?"
"He has a beautiful girlfriend, so he can't even show it. Why are you still hiding? Why, you are afraid that your brother is not particular, and the person who robs you? Don't worry, brother is not that kind of person. We don't Do such rubbish things to seduce the second sister-in-law."
"Hey, don't you have a door in your mouth?"
"Hey." Andy smirked.
"By the way, how do you know it's a beautiful woman?" I asked back. For a guy like Andy, I have no idea. You know, what this guy said is one is one, and the other is two. On other issues, women have always been unbelievable, especially for guys like Andy who have not yet married and have no other half.
"Damn, test me?" Andy pointed at me with a smile on his face, "Boy, let me tell you, you really don't beat me, to be honest, I just heard her voice yesterday, and I can I can feel her white marble-like skin and her crystal-clear and supple face. Oh, yes, I have to say, this woman definitely has a unique figure"
"Come on, stop talking, you think it's the person in the painting, how can you be like that!" I reminded kindly, but my heart was shaken several times, he seemed to be right about everything.
"Hey, brother, do you know that I can tell people by voice, I am quite confident about this, don't tell me I am wrong, if you have the courage, let me meet and see if I am right. "
"You're wrong!" I said with my eyes wide open, "I don't know your little thoughts, let me take you to see her, and then you will be there first! You are so beautiful!"
"Oh? Hearing what you said, this girl is not bad, isn't she?" Andy narrowed his eyes full of ambiguity as if he had discovered a new world.
"You're guessing again, you don't look good!"
"Just lie to me! If you are ugly, why don't you let me see it? You definitely won't react like this. Your current expression means that this is a beautiful woman, and you are going to keep it for yourself. Okay, If you really don't believe me, I'll let you open your eyes today to see how powerful I am. Do you know that the color of underwear can tell a woman's mind?"
"Huh?" I was surprised and shocked.
"Don't need such an exaggerated expression, don't worry, I figured this out. It's quite difficult. Let's not talk about anything else. In this regard, the medical school should issue me a doctoral certificate."
"Which major?" I asked.
"Then tell me?" I started to talk to him, but I think he is quite willing to show off his knowledge without me saying this.
"Let me tell you, the color of the bottom of the skirt can reveal a woman's personality. Obviously, this will make our buddies' guesses about the color of a woman's underwear even more endless"
"You're never finished!" To be honest, if Andy continues to talk about these nonsense without talking about the subject, then my fist will probably hit his head.
"Okay, I see that you are in a hurry, saying that the emperor is not in a hurry, but the eunuch is in a hurry!Okay, don't use violence against me. If you want to learn something, you have to endure lonelinessOkay, I won't say any more , let me tell you about red first, red underwear is actually like this, it represents a person with a cheerful personality, excellent eloquence and a sexy image. How is it? Are you excited?" Andy raised his eyebrows at me, I ignored him, meaning let him continue talking. And he also felt bored and started talking.
"The second one is blue. What color is this blue? It is the color of the sky and the lake. The lake and the sky are generally peaceful, and she usually shows people in a bright image."
"The third type is white. White means that you are always calm and calm, and good at expressing your feelings. She cares more about her inner world. At this time, if a man attacks her heart, she will be completely captured by you."
"The fourth type is black. I have to talk about this. Many women like this kind of black. This black represents the innate delicacy. It rejects the beauty thousands of miles away and has a strong sense of self-existence. Speaking of it, wearing Such a woman, stop making trouble, and make trouble even more."
"The fifth is nude."
"Wait? You said nude color, what color is it?" I have never heard of this color.
"Stupid, it means that a naked woman is whatever color she is! This color is a typical example of softness on the outside and strength on the inside, and she is a very dependable person."
"The sixth type Hey, you don't want to listen?"
"I'm willing to listen" I replied like this, and at the same time, I was also thinking, where did this guy get all these tricks, why don't I know?
"Listen carefully and listen well!" Andy is now like a teacher, "Green! Is this color rare? Let me tell you, this is a combination of humility, amiability, gentleness and affection, and he has always cared for others. Oh, speaking of it, I like this kind of woman."
"Okay, it's finally the seventh type. This is the last type of underwear. This is pink?" Speaking of this, Andy licked his lips with his tongue, and I could clearly see his ** And distorted face.
"This is a little girl who is very close to others, and she is the best at acting like a baby with her boyfriend."
After listening to his narration, I raised my thumb and said a shocking sentence, "Listening to Modi's words is better than reading ten thousand years of books!" (Remember the website website: www.hlnovel.com