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There is also a saying in "Mencius" that "Xizimeng is unclean, and everyone will cover their noses and pass by".
"Han Feizi" also said: "The beauty of good hair and Xishi will not benefit my face; using fat and powder will double the original." '
People think that you Xi Shi is indeed a well-known beauty in the pre-Qin period. However, the difference between you here and the legends of later generations is that you did not have anything to do with the political and military struggles between Wu and Yue for hegemony, and Guan Zhong was more than 200 years earlier than Goujian who destroyed Wu.
"Zuo Zhuan" and "Guoyu" and other pre-Qin historical biographies all mentioned that Gou Jian presented a beautiful woman to the King of Wu, but did not mention your Xi Shi's name.
The same is true of "Historical Records" in the Western Han Dynasty. In Jia Yi's "New Book", Liu Xiang's "Shuo Yuan", Lu Jia's "Xinyu" and "Huainanzi", you only appear as a beautiful woman.
The article "Mozi? My Relatives" mentioned that you were drowned in the river because you were too beautiful.
Later, "Wu Yue Chunqiu" and "Yue Jue Shu" linked you with Wu Yue's struggle for hegemony.
The "Huansha Ji" in the Ming Dynasty even used a 45-part drama story to run through the history of the rise and fall of Wuyue and Wuyue through the joys and sorrows of you and Fan Li.
Your reputation is connected with Wu Yue's Spring and Autumn Period, Gou Jian's hard work, ten years of reunion, ten years of lessons, and finally the revenge of Wu Zixu; Lang's sad and happy marriage is connected together; it is connected with "Xizi holding the heart", "Dong Shi imitates the frown", "the West Lake is better than Xizi, and it is always suitable to wear light makeup and heavy makeup" Compared with other "beauties", no matter what aspects In other words, you carry more historical and cultural burdens on you.
Many descriptions, epic praises, and satirical abuse, who is true and who is false? How much history cover is hidden in you? What is the reason for you to enter the eternal hell, where you will not be able to reincarnate for thousands of years?
Even in the underworld, why is there no record of your reincarnation? Don't you have any great injustice? Is it Old Yan who won't let you reincarnate? Or do you not want to reincarnate yourself? "
? Ren Cai gave a long speech, which attracted all the envoys of life to look at Xi Shi curiously: "Yes? Why is there no record of reincarnation for the beautiful Xi Shi? Could it be that you have never been reincarnated?"
Xi Shi smiled shyly and said: "Isn't there such a saying among the people? 'Out of sight, out of mind'!
There are so many literati who arrange my right and wrong, fabricate my lies, and arrange things that have nothing to do with me. Let me see clearly the intrigues in the world, intrigues, right and wrong, national hatred and family hatred; a book, a play, is equal to my reincarnation. Interest, so, stay quietly in the monastery of Hades, quietly watching the vicissitudes of life in the world, no sadness, no joy, no thoughts, no desires, and feel relaxed and at ease.
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva often visits my nunnery and sees that I have been pure and ascetic for thousands of years. Not long ago, he suggested that I be the secretary of the soul transfer station and sent me to study computer operation. I couldn't refuse, so I had to obey Ksitigarbha. Only with the arrangement of Bodhisattva Wang can I hear everyone's wonderful voice. "
"Hehe, the beauty is really low-key!" Zhang Maang looked greedily at Xi Shi's chest a few more times, feeling an inexplicable displeasure in his heart: Where did the bastard get his practice? After having such a good luck in the human world, at the transfer station of the soul, there is a big beauty Xi Shi as a secretary? Strange, how come good things don¡¯t happen to me? The king of Hades, who is really riding a horse, is also partial!
The Messenger of Life has no holidays yet? Damn it, it's better to get off work early and go to Guixiu City to have a good time!
At this time, Tuo Daxian Yuan Hongtu came back. He looked around at all the colleagues in the Life Envoy's office, with an imperceptible smile on the corner of his mouth, and then sat down in an empty seat near Ren Cai.
The stationmaster of the Super Soul Evolution Station, the goblin, was just picking it up to arrange the meeting agenda. Suddenly, the computer screens on the front of the office flickered sharply, and there was a burst of alarms in people's ears, followed by a rumbling explosion.
Soon, amazing multi-screen reports appeared on the computer screen: all parts of the world in the Yang world, Hualong country in the eastern world, Heidi country in the southern world, Intellectual country in the western world, and Japanese country in the northern world, inexplicably happened one after another 8 Earthquakes above magnitude.
Tens of millions of souls poured into hell continuously, and these souls were mutilated and scarred, unable to evolve at all, and none of them had a transit certificate issued by the life messenger.
The head of the soul transfer station and the super soul evolution station announced the suspension of the gathering of life messengers, and hurried to the soul transfer station to maintain order.
Wait until these souls are settled down, the goblin and the bastard boy who caused trouble will announce a three-day holiday, and stop seducing the soulThe two of them hurriedly asked Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva for instructions to find out the reason.
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva hurriedly recruited the leading prince who is in charge of earthquakes in the world, Yanfu, the third-generation grandson of the Dragon King of the South China Sea.
During this time, Zhang Maung sneaked into Guixiu City again.
Guixiu City's guild leader, Huang Quan Yixianhong, has not returned from Jiang Wenfeng's residence. Among the eight great protectors, except for Yu Ti, who is in a happy mood about marrying Zhang Maung, the other seven monsters have their own concerns.
But they all came up with a trick to hurt people, that is: to use all their scheming to seduce Zhang Mao and Jiang Wenfeng.
In the depths of their hearts, that kind of animal instinct has been disturbed since the day Zhang Mao and Jiang Wenfeng, two male life messengers, broke in, and they have been disturbed to the stomach, and they have been out of their minds.
As a result, all of them tacitly became more tired of dressing, and even cooked and ate with bare buttocks.
When chatting online, she seduced those rich men even more coquettishly, and asked them to throw a lot of money into Guixiucheng's account.
You must know that they are animals in nature.
The well-dressed jade body hangs upside down against the backdrop, which seems a bit out of place, and seems to be too conformist.
Hanging the jade body upside down soon drew ridicule from the beauties:
First, the captain of the wild ghost ranger, the nine-tailed white fox. She looked at the jade body hanging upside down with a sneer, and said in a strange way: "Yo, sister, it seems that you have never been married, you are all dressed up to get married, huh? I don't understand this, your emperor has been married before, Why do you still care about a life-destroying messenger?
And no matter how neatly you dress, isn't it still worn by a double? You are still just a wisp of deer soul floating in the seven orifices of the substitute, how can we be so comfortable naturally? Now in the real human world, there are already many places that pursue nature, respect nature, and start to live a nude group life.
?Look at the Internet, how many celebrities and actors in the world have never exposed themselves on the street in order to promote themselves?
? Japanese university students took nude photos for their graduation. Are you still being prudish here?
When you didn't meet Zhang Maung the day before yesterday, didn't you plan to run naked until the fire ghosts? "
"Yeah, yeah, while the boss is not around, let's go to the fire ghosts and run around naked three times, to make those prudish coquettish men feel like they're dying!"
"Hehe, let's go to the fire ghosts to grab a kiss."
"That's right, let's say that our clothes were all stolen. We saw that it was stolen by people from Raging Fire Ghosts. Let's go to Raging Fire Ghosts to find fault and see how they are doing?"
"Good idea, yes, the skin with the jade body hanging upside down is the whitest, let the jade body hang upside down to take the lead!"
"Just do what you say, come on, sisters, take off the clothes hanging upside down from the jade body, we will find fault with the fire ghosts!"
The members of the Wild Ghost Ranger rushed forward, their jade bodies were hung upside down and there was nowhere to hide, and they were stripped naked in a short while.
But the jade body did not dare to get angry, and smiled wryly to the sisters for mercy: "Sisters and sisters, return the clothes to me, and I suggest that the sisters put on the clothes quickly, I feel that Zhang Maang is coming, don't mess with it." The sisters are too embarrassed and helpless!"
"Okay, Zhang Maung is doing well, let's also give Zhang Xianggong a clean up. I usually have sex with netizens in the video, and I have lost interest for a long time. Today, the sisters will have a face-to-face ** with Zhang Xianggong." How about it?"
"Yeah!"
A stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the members of the Wild Ghost Ranger were in a commotion.
Wanli Huangsha then observed the movement outside from the periscope.
Sure enough, he saw Zhang Maung Zhengmao outside the gate of the main hall of Guixiu City, ready to sneak in.
Wanli Huangsha intentionally played tricks on Zhang's appearance and the jade body hanging upside down, and said deliberately as if nothing had happened: "No, as far as I can see, there is no one in Huangsha, only the crows and sparrows sleeping quietly, and the rabbits and dogs looking for food. Why don't you see them?" Zhang looks so handsome!"
While she was talking, she quietly stretched out her index finger and middle finger with her left hand, and sent a scissors signal to her best friend Mrs. Qin Hui on weekdays, and she shed tears with Zhong Nanshan Wuying the sad fox!
?Treading the waves of thousands of miles and tears flowed into a river, quietly got up and went to WC, and a snow-white figure walked out from the secret passage.
Wanli Huangsha turned around and came to the naked jade body upside down, and clung to the jade body upside down neck, as if trying to compete with the jade body upside down.
Suddenly, there was a commotion behind Wanli Huangsha. Seeing the jade body hanging upside down, Wanli Huangsha opened his mouth wide in panic, and hurriedly hid behind Wanli Huangsha to grab his clothes.
Wanli Huangsha turned his face to look as if nothing had happened, and then exclaimed loudly: "Wow, this thief looks too bold, strip him naked, and tie him upside down with the jade body. He wants to make a fool of himself. He's in heat!"
Zhang Mao was straddled by thousands of miles of waves and tears flowed into rivers, his eyes were narrowed into a slit, and while browsing the infinite scenery, he deliberately yelled: "I didn't see anything, you put on your clothes quickly, but the two of them The one who dragged me in, covered my mouth, and didn't let me speak, don't blame me, sisters! Sister Yu, don't blame me, I just wanted to come and see you, and the one who was about to report was caught by them Two caught! I kept my eyes shut!" (Remember this site URL: www.hlnovel.com)?Be mean, let him be in heat! "
Zhang Mao's arms were straddled by thousands of miles of waves and tears flowed into a river, his eyes were narrowed into a slit, and while browsing the infinite scenery, he deliberately yelled: "I didn't see anything, you put on your clothes quickly, but the two of them The one who dragged me in, covered my mouth, and didn't let me speak, don't blame me, sisters! Sister Yu, don't blame me, I just wanted to come and see you, and the one who was about to report was caught by them Two caught! I kept my eyes shut!" (Remember this site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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