The jade body hangs upside down and hurriedly revives the upper body, and the eight guardians surround Lu Yanqiu. Lu Yanqiu quickly puts on the skirt, returns home, and sells valuables. He went to Lu Yanqiu's house to meet Lu Yanqiu, who was already possessed by a jade body, and then let Lu Mang rent a boat to swim in the lake. He fell into the lake and drowned.
Soon, Lu Yanqiu, who had a jade body hanging upside down, returned to Guixiu City to become a Taoist nun along with Huang Quanyixianhong.
Taoist nun Lu Yanqiu, when the jade body was hanging upside down and her soul came out of her body to go out to do errands with Huang Quanyihong, she quietly slept in the room where the sisters in Guixiu City practiced.
In order to keep the substitute fresh and flexible forever, Jade Body Upside Down has to exercise Lu Yanqiu's body like ordinary people every day. Of course, like all the other seven guardians and all the substitutes who are famous in the world, three meals a day are necessary, but Each has a different tragic situation and the experience of the captured double.
In Guixiu City, there are 9 beauty doubles in Huangquan Yixianhong and the Eight Great Protectors. They all sleep in a big room. No matter whether it is winter or summer, the air conditioner is turned on in the room. Naked.
Because their souls are all animal attributes after all, even elves who have practiced for thousands of years can even go down to the world and reincarnate in the world at any time, but they can't change their nature in their bones - they like freedom, don't like cumbersomeness, and don't like clothes tied with ropes.
Although their stand-ins are all stunning beauties, and some of them are well-cultivated and have a good family environment, their bodies are dominated by powerful demon souls, and even all expressions of joy, anger, sorrow, and joy have changed. Must be subordinate to the mentality of the demon soul.
Eat and drink casually, and do whatever you want.
They don't have a chef, and the doubles of the eight guardians take turns cooking.
But in the eyes of outsiders, they are a group of very well-behaved new-style Taoist nuns. On the first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, Guixiu City is full of incense. Let's solve the sign and talk about divination.
Pilgrims from long distances spend their afternoon here. At noon, there will naturally be nearby villagers selling food, drink and joss sticks outside the gate of Guixiu City.
However, in normal times, Guixiu City is closed from morning to night, and the food purchased on the first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year is always planned to be enough for the doubles to enjoy within half a month.
Therefore, if there are pilgrims who still come to burn incense and worship, they can only be outside the gate, but this situation is very rare. Because, if there is no special thing to do for Huangquan Yixianhong and the eight protectors, they will either sleep or dance, or have sex on the Internet. Regardless of sleeping or dancing, they absolutely do not allow outsiders to approach Guixiu City. If you don't persuade you to go away, you will scare you away; if you don't scare you away, a gust of wind will blow up and sweep you to the end of the sea of ??clouds and the sky.
This is the rule of Guixiu City.
The jade body is hung upside down to tell Zhang Maung that even if Huangquan Yixianhong and Jiang Wenfeng get married, Guixiu City still has the beautiful doubles of the Seven Great Demons. If there is no important matter, it is best not to come and go to Guixiu City lightly. Once you want to go to Guixiu City, you must notify the ghost in advance. The beauties in Xiucheng, otherwise, they might make someone blush.
Zhang Mao suddenly sensed the greatness and holiness of the jade body hanging upside down, and couldn't help being inexplicably excited, and hugged the waist of the jade body hanging upside down: "Honey, I love you!"
"Husband, do you love me? Do you feel my cuteness? Are you really determined to marry me as one wife? I don't know if I should be happy?" Yu Ti hung upside down and closed her eyes. Suddenly tears flowed.
"Do you think I will marry another wife?" Zhang Maong didn't seem to understand why Yu Tihang asked him this way.
"I'm very worried. After all, you will only think that I am a deer demon, and I am not worthy of your cherishment. In fact, I feel that I have more feelings than humans. Do you believe it or not? The most selfish in the universe is human beings. There are many excuses, there are many Concern, and her natal family, what else does she need to save face, take care of so and so.
I am different, wholeheartedly for you alone, all love is for you alone! No matter for you to carry on the family line and name Yang Wan, you still have to fight for your breath and live like a human being, right? I believe that I can also help you make achievements in the army!
In the underworld, in heaven, I believe I can still help you, because the Buddha promised me that I can ask him to help me three times at any time, and I want to give you the opportunity to ask the Buddha for help three times, In the world, I want you to be promoted to three consecutive ranks in the army. In hell, Laughing will find you an errand, and in heaven, I will also find you an official job! "Yu Ti hung upside down and said, lying on his side, closing his eyes and pretending to be asleep.
Zhang Maang had an idea, but leaned over her ear gently and provocatively and said, "Honey, I want to watch you dance! It's the kind of dance you performed in front of the emperor when you were in the palace in the previous life."Court dance! "
The jade body turned upside down and sat up, and said with a smile: "I really want to? Let me do a pipa dance for you! I am proficient in all the piano, chess, calligraphy, painting and coquettish things of the court concubines."
In the blink of an eye, what Zhang Maung showed in front of him was a picture of Wang Zhaojun going out of the fortress with a pipa in his arms and half-hidden face.
Zhang Mao didn't know where he got the pipa from when the jade body was hanging upside down, but he saw the jade body hanging upside down, fluttering and beautiful figure, dancing gently. Immediately, the room was full of spirits, fairy music sang, a golden bell swayed slowly, jade plates danced beads; a spring water ding-dong, and the clouds looked at the moon!
Zhang Maung listened without moving, and the music suddenly stopped. The jade body was hanging upside down before him, and there was no sign of the pipa in her arms. She slowly opened the gauze as thin as cicada's wings, and slowly hugged him into her arms. The voice was lingering and gentle: "Honey, am I pretty?"
"Beautiful! You are so cool!" Zhang Maung couldn't help drooling. The hands rubbed back and forth between the waist of the jade body hanging upside down.
"Like it?"
"I love it so much! I can't help it!" Zhang Mao really wanted to immediately hang the jade body upside down and remove all the clothes on her body like magic.
"Do you really want to?" The jade body hangs upside down, pretending to be Zhang Maung's appetite.
"I want to die!"
"Do you want?"
"Just talk about it, give it to me quickly?" Zhang Maong buried his face in Qu Yu's upside-down chest.
"No!"
"Why? Are you trying to drive me crazy?" Zhang Mao raised his head and looked at the delicate and beautiful jade body hanging upside down in confusion.
"Because I can't start with singing and dancing in front of you every day. In this way, you will lose interest in me in the future; you only imprint my beauty in your memory, and you will always have that wonderful vision for me, beautiful The impulse, the hallucination of excitement, all I want is this feeling you have for me!"
"Is this magic?"
"It's not magic, it's the shape of my Sui Dynasty princess thousands of years ago. You can feast your eyes!"
"Oh, you are very funny! Like a little coquettish fox, it's not Yulu's nature!"
"You are a bad melon, you didn't take a pee to take care of yourself, you are uglier than Zhu Bajie's second uncle, how dare you call me a little coquettish fox?" Yu Ti laughed while talking upside down.
Zhang Mao suddenly felt inexplicably sad: "Yes, if I were stronger, I would have been a senior colonel long ago.
However, there are miracles in everything, can I evolve a beautiful Dharma image? "
The jade body hung upside down and suddenly realized: "I got a folk prescription from the mother of the earth. Ugly women want to be beautiful, and the nails of a thousand beautiful virgins are burned to ashes.
Find the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, give the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum with Qianjia Ash for seventy-seven forty-nine days, make tea with the Ganoderma lucidum, and after seventy-seven forty-nine days, you can turn into a beautiful woman; ugly men want to be beautiful, and vice versa!
You can try! First, ask Bai Suzhen about her experience in stealing Ganoderma lucidum.
Yes, and there is a faster way. Not long ago, I heard that Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva went to heaven for a meeting and met Zhu Bajie. Seeing that Zhu Bajie returned from the West Heaven, he has returned to the original body of Marshal Tianpeng. You can ask the old man Pig, did he take a shortcut? But let me declare to you first, even if you have evolved beauty, you can only have the beauty of the form of the departed soul for the time being, that is, when you are on a mission as a life messenger, you can be in the form of beauty, but if you return to the mortal world, you will still be in reality The ugly appearance of you, maybe you will suffer even more when the time comes! "
"As long as I am beautiful in front of you, I will be satisfied, and I have no other extravagant wishes!" The cat was looking forward to a bright future, and the jade body was also moved by his beautiful wishes.
So, they temporarily forget all their troubles.
Especially Zhang Maung, the one lying next to him was no longer Jiang Di who was pregnant with the bastard's child and wouldn't even let him touch her. It's Lu Yanqiu's jade body with a slender waist, soft bones, and jade-like skin that can ooze water with a light touch.
Zhang Maung couldn't restrain himself anymore, and hugged Lu Yanqiu tightly in his arms, turning the world upside down for a while
Zhang Mao and Lu Yanqiu's jade body hanging upside down did not delay the night's mission as a messenger of life during the days when Lu Yanqiu was in Hangzhou.
For the life messenger, from every corner of the world, you can instantly come to the life messenger's office in Loulan New City through the space-time tunnel.
Zhang Maung only saw Jiang Di and Jiang Wenfeng brothers and sisters, He Xiaoxiao, Ren Cai and Gong Hong because they had urgent errands to do, they came and left.
At this time, Inspector Shi Yingmin called Zhang Maung, asking him to go to the soul transfer station quickly, lead Lan Tao's soul, and send Lan Tao back to the mortal world, because Lan Tao was to be revived, and he was the general of the Yang Soul of the Raging Fire Ghost City. Ye Jiangong, who is currently the deputy director of the Public Security Department in Yangshi, asked Zhang Maung to send Lan Tao back to Yangshi. The purpose is to give Zhang Maung a chance to contact Ye Jiangong, so that when Zhang Maung transfers to a local area, he can easily contact him. Receiving unit. This is what the bastard who is the messenger of life and the head of the soul transfer station thinks about for Zhang Maung, and it is also for the sake of making up for Jiang Di's love debt to Zhang Maung.
Lan Tao's substitute has been handed over to the soul transfer station by Shi Yingmin.
Zhang Mao understood Shi Yingmin's instructions, received the task, and immediately executed it. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)At the request of Ye Jiangong, the deputy director of the Security Department, Zhang Maung is now asked to send Lan Tao back to Yangshi. The purpose is to give Zhang Maung a chance to contact Ye Jiangong, so that when Zhang Maung transfers to a local area, he can contact the receiving unit . This is what the bastard who is the messenger of life and the head of the soul transfer station thinks about for Zhang Maung, and it is also for the sake of making up for Jiang Di's love debt to Zhang Maung.
Lan Tao's substitute has been handed over to the soul transfer station by Shi Yingmin.
Zhang Mao understood Shi Yingmin's instructions, received the task, and immediately executed it. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com