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Chapter 268: The Commander of the Route Army

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    The silly boy nodded secretly, laughing at his own naivety, and actually being fooled by being pampered.

    A few people talked and chatted, and continued to climb the stairs, and soon reached the top of the mountain where the breeze was blowing.

    On the top of the mountain, there are Longding Altar, Left Lombok, Right Lombok, and three casinos, all surrounded by men and women in different costumes.

    In the middle of the top altar, there is a bluestone crouching dragon about 20 meters long in the north and south, and the height of the dragon's spine arch is about 1 meter.

    Under the recommendation of the gunman, the silly boy brought Jiang Di and the troublemaker to join the crowd of onlookers at the Dragon Top Altar. Following another burst of applause, a man walked out from the crowd on the left and a woman came out from the right; the men wore blue shorts and shorts.  , with open chest and open arms, with foreheads depicting the sun and the moon; women wear pink skirts and pullovers, embroidered mandarin ducks and lotus scarves around their waists, pink faces and black eyebrows; each stands on both sides of the highest point of the dragon spine.

    But seeing a puff of green smoke from the mouth of the dragon in front, men and women are symmetrically alike, each displaying the wonderful posture of colorful butterflies fluttering to the ground, and the auspicious form of dragon and phoenix again, the man blows his breath to the sky, smiles sideways at the woman, sings and sings.  Question: "My sister is in front of my brother. My sister depends on my brother. Today, my sister is taking an exam on her brother. What does my sister want from my brother?"

    "In front of the elder brother is the younger sister, and the younger sister drives the elder brother to fly. Since the elder brother asks the younger sister, will he give me a star?"

    "There are countless stars in the sky, sister, which one do you want? I'm sure it's my brother and sister who want it again, don't talk nonsense if you don't recognize me!"

    "Which star has four legs? The head has two curved legs, and the star can plow the fields when it falls to the ground. Which sister likes it the most?"

    "Sister, do you want the Altair star? Niulang is exactly my brother's name. My brother picked the star for my sister, and the cowboy fell into my sister's arms!"

    At the end of the singing, the man hit the court with a carp, turned over and jumped to the right of the green dragon, and the woman hugged her waist. The two danced and sang: "My sister has agreed to my brother's love, let's see if my brother can do it? If the brother is able, the sister will be happy, and the brother will be happy."  Stupid sister look down on me!"

    "What does my sister want my brother to do? Brother should go through fire and water, as long as my sister says it, my brother can do it"

    "The first one in the bragging city, the ox hair is blown into straw; the second one in the bragging city, the buffalo is blown into a bridge across the river; the third one in the bragging city, the fried rice is blown out; the fourth one in the bragging city is dried to death  Blow the pee. My brother did the above four, but my sister let my brother hug me; one of the four was poor, and my sister refused to let my brother obtain the Fa!"

    When the woman sings here, she pushes her arms, and the man hits the court with another carp, turns over and jumps to the left of Qinglong. At this time, a person walks out from the audience, holding a tray in his hand, and hands it to the woman to continue.

    On the tray, there was a fist-sized yellow ox, a fist-sized buffalo, half a cup of fried rice, and a charred toad.

    The woman stretched out her hand to pick up the little ox first, and handed it to the man singing: "Don't look at the ox with big fists, it has been plowed and raked; the hair of the ox is as thin as needles, brother, be careful when bragging!"

    After singing, the man took the little yellow ox and held it in the palm of his left hand. The head of the ox should be facing outwards and the tail of the ox should be facing inward. With the middle and index fingers of his right hand together, he tapped three dots on the oxtail.  Standing on the back of the right leg, pinch the tail of the cow with the right hand and hold it in the mouth.

    Immediately, the man stared slightly, his belly puffed up and his cheeks puffed up, all in one go.

    I saw the ox gradually growing up, growing taller, longer, and when it was more than ten feet tall, the man was still supporting it with one hand.  At this time, the man suddenly blew, and the cow's hair dragged the ground in an instant. The man took a step back, put the cow on the ground, and extended his hand to invite the woman: "My brother has already blown the cow to fat, and my lover sits on the cow's back."  , waving his hand like a whip, and driving a cow or a girl is the same!"

    At this moment, the woman turned over and jumped to the left of Qinglong, jumped up and stepped onto the back of the ox:

    "My younger sister rides a cow and the older brother is the older brother, and the older brother Niu carries the younger sister on the back. My younger sister is afraid that the cow will hurt if it runs away, so the younger brother will drag the cow!"

    At this time, the man made a fist, stepped forward, and pulled the cow's tail.  Suddenly, there was a loud bang, and the man pulled off the ox's tail, and a puff of green smoke blew from the cow's buttocks, and the man fell on his back, his nose and eyes covered with pink.  The woman squatted on the ground with a puff.  But the cow suddenly disappeared, and the silly boy standing in front of him saw something coming at the door, and he reached out to grab it. It turned out to be the soft rubber cow model that was blown up by Brother Niu and then suddenly deflated and shrunk.

    The crowd immediately burst into laughter: "Hahahaha"

    Then, the man sneezed several times, turned over and stood up, hurriedly came to the foolish boy, looked closely at the foolish boy Jiang Di and the goblin who caused trouble, carefully identified it three times, and said in surprise: "President Zuo, what are you doing?"  coming?"

    Then, without waiting for President Zuo Shao to answer, he turned back and took out a water pipe from under Shilong's hind legs, ran water to wash away the talcum powder all over his body, and came to President Zuo Shao again, introducing himself: "I  My name is Mei Limei, and I'm your soldier, the director of the Natural Gas Management Service Department of u City, young president, let me take a step to talk, I have long wanted to go to the headquarters to see you, ??I didn¡¯t dare, I was worried, I had no choice, so I joined the Bragging Association, and I came here to brag to calm down!  "

    "Oh? You've got the wrong person, I'm not President Zuo Shao!" The silly boy looked around vigilantly, and withdrew the goblin and Jiang Di, and withdrew from the crowd watching.

    The gunman and his girlfriend did not follow.

    Mei Limei turned back to get her briefcase from the host of the bragging game, put on a clean gray shirt, caught up with the idiot, took out her own ID and said, "President Zuo, you are by yourself, I might not dare  Recognize, your junior sister and wife are following, you are exactly the same as I saw you on the TV news a few months ago, I recognize you, look, my work permit! The steel stamp and seal of the company headquarters, the old president's private seal!"

    The silly boy looked back at the lively crowd vigilantly, looked at Mei Limei and said, "You are going to meet me at the headquarters? Why?"

    "I applied for a production report for the anti-shock gas pipeline and the shock-sensitive automatic shut-off valve. I uploaded it several times in a row, but it all went nowhere, and I was ridiculed as a braggart. You judge, young president, I am only for the good of the company, and I do nothing for nothing.  Famous, secondly, not for promotion and fortune, but for reducing the high consumption caused by the company¡¯s frequent repairs of gas pipelines after the earthquake, why is it that things that are painstakingly designed are not understood? The competent department is willing to allocate funds and send people to take the trouble to dig and repair.  , the pipelines came in batch after batch, and even our pipeline repair team was ridiculed by the citizens as the "Paul Army", and I was also called the commander of the "Pail Army" by the citizens, but the real "Pail Army" army  It¡¯s not me. How is the wages of the soldiers of the "Paul Army" distributed? How is each appropriation distributed? I don¡¯t know where the lobster farts from? I feel ashamed myself, and I¡¯m lucky to meet you here today  , Young President, even if you fired me immediately, I would be happy too. Okay, I¡¯m done talking. I don¡¯t dare to delay Young President¡¯s pleasure of traveling. I¡¯m leaving. If Young President is interested in reading my design report, just  Looking for Ge Yahui, the director of the pipeline production department, I am so angry that I even deleted the draft from the computer, and I don¡¯t even have a backup.  The president condescended to come to the humble house, and after seeing the young president, I can rest assured that I will resign as the commander of the 'Paul Army'!"

    After Meilimei finished speaking, she turned around and left!  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com
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