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Chapter 70 The Bastard Misunderstands Lao Tzu

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    The silly boy approached the courtyard door quietly, turned off the door light by remote control, opened the door quietly, approached the hall door quietly, opened the hall door, there was no other person in the hall as bright as day, only the old man himself, leaning on the sofa, obviously sleeping  caught.

    The silly boy approached the old thing quietly, and saw a half-burned oversized cigar in the corner of his mouth, which was obviously extinguished by saliva.

    On one end of the sofa, the laptop is turned on, and the monitor automatically screensavers: the picture of ants moving.

    On the coffee table in front, there were Meng Jiaojiao's car keys and remote control, the idiot's driver's license, a pile of broken mobile phone shells and cores, two mobile phone cards, and the red flower that the idiot wore on his chest when he got married.

    In the ashtray at the corner of the coffee table, there are piles of cigarette ash and cigarette butts.

    Looking at the old man's face again, there seemed to be two lines of tears!

    Finally, the silly boy couldn't hold back his excitement, he also shed tears, knelt down, kowtowed three times to the old man silently, wiped away his tears, put away his useful things on the tea table, turned around to leave, and turned back to leave the old man's bedroom.  He took out a quilt and wrapped it around his body lightly for the old thing.

    When he bent down and gently tucked the quilt for the old thing, a conversation on the computer ant moving screensaver caught the foolish boy's attention:

    The 9999999th generation ant prince is also available. He is studying abroad, and suddenly he heard that his homeland was requisitioned as a flood storage area. He knew that the conservative old king would definitely have trouble, so he hurried back home. Sure enough, the old king was leading his courtiers.  The general mobilization of the whole people, dragging their shoulders around day and night to move!

    You can also stand majesticly on the general's platform and question the queen who is about to give birth again: "Mother, your thinking is relatively open and advanced, why don't you stop your father's stupid behavior? What age is it? Such a big migration of the whole country,  Why don't you hire an international moving company? How long will you be dragging your shoulders around like this? Besides, it's already at this time, and you still only care about life, life, life!

    ?As the mother of a country, without taking the lead in implementing family planning, ant pests are rampant everywhere. It is no wonder that human beings have to study and research highly effective ant-killing drugs, are they still unaware?  "

    "Prince, did you learn these things when you studied abroad? You know, science can only help human beings, but it speeds up the extinction of our lowest animals. For example, if you ask a moving company to move, yes, it will be much faster.  However, our national gate and our traffic fortress can only accommodate our petite body. What kind of moving tools can come in? That is, we can make powerful vehicles for moving, digging our national gate  Open, does our palace still exist? It's a joke!"

    "Why don't we build our palace on the surface? Shall we hide forever in the dark basement?"

    "Hahaha, prince, why do you learn more and more? You have betrayed the laws of nature, understand? Just imagine, do human beings care about your little ants casually building on the surface of the earth? In the human world, they will still laugh at those  Those who dare not step on ants while walking are cowards, so, on the surface of the earth, how can we let our ant family build homes casually? Unless we evolve into pet ants, humans themselves build beautiful palaces for their pets!"

    "Then you want the father to give an order not to have so many, is it okay? Then issue an imperial decree, the whole people mobilize, and study how to evolve into pet ants, is it okay?"

    "It's okay to study how to evolve into pets, don't have so many, no! Now, you ask four questions, three are very wrong, and one is right!

    1. It is very wrong to quote large-scale moving tools; 2. It is very wrong to ask to build a home on the surface; 3. It is very wrong to ask the ant family to plan a child!  These traditions must be preserved forever, and rise to legal protection!  Some of the most basic traditions are the foundation of our ant kingdom. Science can only be applied to the evolution of pet ants!

    As for how to evolve pet ants?  Your Royal Highness, I don't need to ask your father, I will allocate you one trillion ant coins, and hurry up to study how to evolve!  "

    After reading this conversation, the silly boy felt very uncomfortable: ¡®What?  Is it better for old things to treat me like an ant?  I was still grateful for the convenience you unintentionally provided me just now, and I was still sitting in the living room remembering my destroyed things, and I am sincerely grateful!  Now, you compare me to the lowest ant?  Hurrah!  Old thing, old thing, after today, you and I will have no father-son relationship anymore!  '

    The silly boy picked up his computer, resolutely, got up and went out.

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