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Jing ignored what Shen Yong said, took a sip of coffee, and looked at the photos they took in Xishuangbanna. Liang is addicted to taking pictures. In her eyes, any scene is so beautiful that she wants to stop and take a picture. On the day I went to the border between China and Myanmar, I met a big bull buffalo walking on the road in Daluo, a small border town. She rushed forward, put her hand on the bull's neck, and took a picture with it. Like a big female buffalo in heat, Shen Yong, the tour guide Wen and the driver A Jun were all dumbfounded. Buffaloes are not seen in the north. They are huge and sturdy, which makes Liang very happy. After finishing the photo, Liang was still complacent, until Ah Jun told her that the big bull buffalo also likes beautiful women, and sometimes he would kindly knock over a woman in bright clothes, then step on a foot, lick her face, Liangcai stopped laughing in fear. However, on the Burmese side, after watching the Thai ladyboy show in Xiaomengla, Shen Yong wanted to take a photo with the ladyboy, but Liang couldn't say anything and refused to take a photo.
Although all the ladyboys are plump and beautiful, they are still men's bodies after all. Shen Yong put his hand on the ladyboy's neck without any scruples, and said: "Liang, how beautiful you look, please take a picture for me."
Liang pointed the camera at Shen Yong and the ladyboy, put it down again, and said, "Shen Yong, do you have a neurological problem? Are you sick?"
? Shen Yong was so puzzled, he thought to himself, you didn¡¯t have any neurological problems when taking pictures with the bull, and you didn¡¯t have any illnesses, so how come I have problems and illnesses when taking pictures with the shemale? It doesn't matter if they are male or female, but they are still human after all, better than a bull.
"Hurry up, pretty." Shen Yong smiled apologetically at the ladyboy and urged.
Liang ignored Shen Yong, stomped her feet, picked up her camera, and left.
Shen Yong immediately realized that something was wrong, and Liang got angry, so he took his arm off the ladyboy's neck and wanted to chase after Liang, but was grabbed by the ladyboy, who insisted on fifty yuan for the photo. Seeing that Shen Yong had a dispute with this transgressor, Liang immediately felt that at this time, an unbreakable patriotic united front must be formed and united to the outside world. So, she ran back again to help Shen Yong. fifty dollars? Why do you want fifty yuan if the photo hasn't been taken yet? You took the Chinese people for a fool, didn't you? No matter how rich the Chinese are, they can't just throw them away for fun, right? But, no matter what you say, they have to ask for 50 yuan, otherwise they don't want to leave, and at this time, a group of Burmese people gathered around. It is less than 20 kilometers away from the Chinese border, but it is a foreign country after all. If something goes wrong and affects the relationship between the two countries, it will be unbearable and go away. Shen Yong didn't dare to be negligent, took out fifty yuan and threw it down, grabbed Liang and ran away like flying.
"Shen Yong, what are you afraid of?" After running for more than ten meters, Liangcai looked back at the crowd unwillingly and said out of breath.
"Liang, do you think this is in China? Is this in Shuicheng? The name of Shuicheng will not work well in Myanmar. There are no trivial matters in foreign affairs. What should I do if something goes wrong?" Shen Yong said with his arms around Liang's shoulders.
Liang found that Shen Yong's arm had just been removed from the ladyboy's neck, so she pushed it away in extreme disgust, and said, "Disgusting, take it away!"
Shen Yong grabbed Liang's hand that was on the bull's neck just now, and said, "Isn't this disgusting?"
"What's so disgusting?" Liang asked.
"Is this disgusting? A bull." Shen Yong said.
"Humans and cows are both animals. I am a woman and it is a bull. It has a clear gender. What is disgusting?" Liang said.
Shen Yong was even more unconvinced now, and said: "Liang, you can take a photo with a bull, why can't I take a photo with a ladyboy? Anyway, a ladyboy is still a human being, not a bull, let alone a cow."
"Shen Yong, Shen Yong, your quality is extremely low!" Liang couldn't help sighing, "Think about it, transvestites are good people, but are you a man or a woman after all? They don't look like they! ? Are you a little psychopath?"
Shen Yong thought, am I a psychopath? I'm a psychopath, and I can still have a violent storm with you in bed, are you going to die?
"Hey, Liang, do you know Mei Lanfang?" Shen Yong suddenly said as if he remembered something.
"Who doesn't know this? A Peking Opera performer, the founder of the Danjiao Mei School." Liang said dismissively.
"Mei Lanfang's name is male or female?" Shen Yong asked.
"No matter how feminine the name is, the other person is still male." Liang said.
"Is the role he plays a male or a female?" Shen Yong asked again.
Liang Liang didn't know what Shen Yong was up to, so she said angrily: "Do you understand Danjiao? Danjiao can still be a man? A man is called Xiaosheng!"
"Liang, do you know why people like Mei Lanfang?" Shen Yong said with a secretive smile.
"Does it need to be said? Well done." Liang said casually.
Shen Yongha??Laughed for a while, and said: "Shallow, pretty!"
"Shen Yong, what are you talking about? I'm shallow?" Liang asked back.
"Male audiences like him because although he is a man, he plays a woman. Female audiences like him because although he plays a woman, he is still a man. You don't understand this truth , you only look at superficial things, aren¡¯t you superficial?¡± Shen Yong said.
"Shen Yong, you are talking heresy. If Mei Lanfang's family finds out, they must take you to court!" said Liang.
"Liang, don't scare me. If you really want to do that, won't I be famous?" Shen Yong said.
"You are notorious for blasphemy." Liang said, "But what does this have to do with transvestites?"
"They are all art, but one is extremely elegant and the other is extremely vulgar." When Shen Yong said this, his sinful purpose of going around several times was clearly revealed.
"Shen Yong, if you really like it, wouldn't it be over if you marry a demon as your wife?" Liang said seriously.
"But the housewife is from Thailand, so it's not a foreign-related marriage? It's too troublesome, and I'd better ask a Chinese buffalo to be my husband." Shen Yong said without giving in.
Jing suddenly flew up and kicked Shen Yong's ass, and shouted: "Shen Yong, don't insult my personality!"
Shen Yong touched his ass that didn't hurt from kicking, pretended to be in extreme pain, and said, "Liang, you took the initiative to take a photo with the bull. The bull is the subject and you are the object, so it can't be called personality, it should be called bull personality."
Now, Liang Fan turned to the photo of her and the big bull buffalo, deliberately picked it out, stretched it out in front of Shen Yong, and said, "Shen Yong, look, who is more handsome than this guy or you?"
Shen Yong took a look at the photo, then raised his eyes to look at Liang, his face was elongated immediately, he threw the photo on the table, and said: "It can't be compared with me, it's not in a photo, it can only be compared with you, However, you two are a good match."
Liang looked at Shen Yong's expression of not going anywhere, and smiled, touched Shen Yong's face that had been sunburned by the gentle wind and scorching sun in Xishuangbanna, and said, "Honey, don't be angry, no one is as handsome as you Beautiful. It seems that you still love me, and you will not let go of a male buffalo."
"Even a male mosquito will not be let go!" Shen Yong said happily.
Liang took out another photo of her and Shen Yong, and said, "Look, this should be satisfactory, right?"
This is a group photo of Shen Yong and Liang in Dai costumes. On the afternoon when she first arrived in Xishuangbanna, Liang woke up from sleep and studied their travel plans with Shen Yong. When she saw the event of watching the Dai wedding performance, Liang had a sudden idea to hold a Dai ceremony with Shen Yong here. wedding.
"Shen Yong, let's get married tomorrow." Liang said, throwing the tour plan left by the tour guide on the bed.
What? Get married tomorrow? Shen Yong thought, did Liang sleep recklessly and daydream.
"Liang, what are you talking about? Getting married tomorrow?" Shen Yong said with widened eyes.
"Why don't you want to marry me?" Liang also followed Shen Yong's example, widening her eyes and saying.
"It's not that I don't want to, but" Shen Yong said hesitantly, for a moment he didn't know how to explain it.
"But what? Shen Yong, let me tell you, after passing this village, there will be no such shop, so make up your mind." Liang stood up, looked at the mirror, and said, "It's strange, such a beautiful woman can still Can't get married?"
Shen Yong rushed forward, hugged Liang, and said, "My dear, is it a fake show for real, or a real show for real?"
Liang broke away from Shen Yong's hand and said, "Okay, Shen Yong, so you have been acting with me all this time?"
"Isn't that what you mean," Shen Yong hurriedly begged for mercy, and said, "I mean well, I won't say it anymore, the more I say it, the more unclear it becomes. You can think whatever you want."
Seeing Shen Yong scratching his head in anxiety, Liang was very happy. This was one of her many entertainment methods. She didn't want to torture him too much, so she said: "Shen Yong, I want to talk to the tour guide tomorrow, can we play a little game, you and I hold a Dai wedding and take a few photos, isn't it pretty Is it fun? Isn't it romantic?"
"Liang, your imagination is really rich, your romantic heart is always unfathomable, and you don't know when a new trick will emerge. That's right, we don't have to play other games, we have to play this game no matter what. "Shen Yong agreed.
Early the next morning, Wen called the room and asked them to have breakfast in the restaurant on the first floor. At this time, Shen Yong and Liang were still asleep with their heads covered. Last night, the two of them went out to find a karaoke hall, spent Valentine's Day singing, and didn't come back until 12 o'clock. After returning, Shen Yong was in a rage again, as if he didn't want to waste a minute and a second in Xishuangbanna, he and Liang once again called the wind and rain on the bed, and it was almost two o'clock when he went to sleep.
Wen waited in the lobby of the hotel for a full twenty minutes before Shen Yong and Liang walked out of the elevator with tired faces. This is mainly because of being pretty. Shen Yong brushes his teeth and washes his face and it¡¯s over. It¡¯s troublesome to be pretty. In fact, it¡¯s troublesome for women to go out. You have to try on this outfit and that, and you have to paint your eyebrows and eyes. It's hard to say goodbye to the mirror. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)Afterwards, Shen Yong was in love again, as if he didn't want to waste a minute and a second in Xishuangbanna, and he and Liang once again called the wind and rain on the bed, and it was almost two o'clock when they went to bed.
Wen waited in the lobby of the hotel for a full twenty minutes before Shen Yong and Liang walked out of the elevator with tired faces. This is mainly because of being pretty. Shen Yong brushes his teeth and washes his face and it¡¯s over. It¡¯s troublesome to be pretty. In fact, it¡¯s troublesome for women to go out. You have to try on this outfit and that, and you have to paint your eyebrows and eyes. It's hard to say goodbye to the mirror. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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