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Chapter 4: Drinking and eating (2)

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    A Jin also offered a toast to Zhu Tou, and said: "Bless Brother Fan to stay young forever." This girl, who was raped by Lu Wei for some reason, has such a wink.  She understood that if you coax the pig head to be happy, you are coaxing money.  The locals in Shenzhen, especially the local emperors like Zhu Tou, who can't read a few characters, are called "poor people" by outsiders, and only money is left for the poor.  Zhu Tou and Ah Jin touched the wine, their eyes fixed on Ah Jin's face.  Ajin felt the luscious eyes of the pig's head, smiled coquettishly, and drank the wine in the glass with a lift of his neck.

    Since we all came to accompany the wine, we all toasted the pig's head. After a while, the pig's head drank several glasses.  But I felt that the pig's head didn't respond at all. I thought to myself, I might be drunk today.  At this meeting, Zhou Daming didn't come, I thought, he must not come.  I was worried that I would not be able to drive if I drank too much, and I heard Zhutou say, "Just drink less, and then you can play other shows." The other shows he mentioned were nothing more than sauna and singing.  The most direct thing is that Lu Wei took the pig's head to find the girl to fight.  However, with Ajin and the others around, it might not be easy for Lu Wei to make arrangements.  Lu Wei said: "Yeah, yeah, drink less wine, and we will sing later."

    The pig asked, who can tell pornographic jokes, let me tell you a few.  Anyway, I don't know how to speak, and the girls looked at each other, and it seemed that they couldn't speak.  I think that Lu Wei is usually glib and good at picking up girls, so he should be able to speak.  Who knows he said he can't speak.  When Zhutou was disappointed, that Ah Jin said: "Then I will tell one." We were all surprised that Ah Jin can still tell dirty jokes.  This made Lu Wei very happy.  Zhu Tou applauded immediately, and said: "Okay, the beauty tells dirty jokes, and that's what I enjoy listening to." A Jin began to talk:

    One day, the teacher wanted to see if a student had any IQ problems in class, and asked him, "There are ten birds in a tree, if you shoot one and kill one, how many are left?"

    He asked back, "Is it a gun or another silent gun?"

    "no."

    "How loud was the gunshot?"

    "80-100 decibels."

    "That is to say, the ear hurts from the vibration?"

    "yes."

    "Is it illegal to shoot birds in this city?"

    "No offense."

    "Are you sure the bird was really killed?"

    "Sure." The teacher was getting impatient, "Please, just tell me how many are left, ok"

    "Okay, are there any deaf birds in the tree?"

    "No."

    "Is anyone locked in a cage?"

    "No."

    "Are there any other trees nearby, and are there any other birds in the trees?"

    "No."

    "Are there any crippled or hungry birds that can't fly?"

    "No."

    "Is it a bird in a pregnant belly?"

    "It doesn't count."

    "Is the bird hunter blind? Guaranteed to be ten?"

    "If there are no flowers, just ten."

    The teacher was already sweating, and the bell rang for the end of get out of class, but he continued to ask, "Are there any stupid people who are not afraid of death?"

    "They are all afraid of death."

    "Will you kill two with one shot?"

    "Won't."

    "Are all birds free to roam?"

    "absolutely okay."

    "If your answer is not deceiving," the student said confidently, "if the killed bird hangs on the tree and does not fall, then there will be only one bird left. If it falls, there will be nothing left. The teacher fainted immediately  !

    After listening to Ah Jin's pornographic story, Zhu Tou said: "Beauty, it's not pornographic at all. Tell me a very pornographic one." Ah Jin thought for a while, and then told another one: A lady came on the bus one day,  He held a bottle of fresh milk in his hand.  When the bus arrived at a big station, there were more and more people, and it was so crowded that it was difficult to breathe After a while, the fresh milk that the young lady took was squeezed by the crowd, and her stockings were covered with fresh milk.  The young lady said angrily: I hate it!  !  Don't squeeze!  Other people's milk is squeezed out for you.

    This time, everyone laughed, but the pig's head still said it was not yellow.

    Amei said to have a drink with me. I didn't refuse. I picked up the glass and touched it. I was about to drink it. Amei said: "Brother, just drink a little to symbolize it. I will drink it. You will drive later." Listen to Amei  Having said that, Lu Wei immediately booed and said: "Mr. Jiang, look how much my little sister loves you." Amei said: "When I go home, I will take my brother's car home. He is drunk.  Oh, how should I answer?" Damn, after a long time, Amei came up with this idea.  My heart was still hot just now, and I thought she really cared about me.

    After dinner, Lu Wei said to go to sing.  I whispered to Lu Wei that I didn't want to go.said Luwe, dude.  You can't help but go.  As soon as you leave, if those girls also leave, wouldn't it be a shame for me?  I said, you can find a pheasant for that pig to play with.  Lu Wei said, where can I find a suitable one for him?  After singing the song, if Alan wants to go with him, let him take him away.  I scolded him, you prostitute!

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