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Chapter 074

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    Damn it!  nausea!  It's disgusting!

    This piece of dirty stuff that Na vomited out of her mouth after she was drunk is even more disgusting than his mother's poop.

    She even fucking spat it into my mouth on purpose.

    Annoying!

    After I vomited for a while, I picked up a bottle of mineral water from her car and rinsed my mouth.

    But she looked at me drunkenly, she was so happy that she almost burst into tears.

    After she gradually stopped laughing, she inexplicably said to me: "Zhicheng, shall we get married?"

    ah?  I was stunned for a moment, thinking to myself, what the hell is Zhicheng?  I'm Zeng Yu, okay?

    Uh I suddenly thought, could it be that she indulged herself for a man named Zhicheng?

    Alas~~~ Asking what love is in the world is a promise of life and death!

    At this moment, the sound of police cars came from both the front and back, and the sound became clearer and clearer.

    After a while, the front and back were blocked by police cars.

    I sat in the car blankly and timidly, watching the police get out of the car and come towards us.

    Seeing the police approaching, I hurriedly opened the car door, got out of the car, raised my hands and stared blankly at the approaching policeman, and said, "It's not my car!"

    "Then why are you sitting in the car?" A policeman walking in front asked.

    "She drove here to pick me up, so I just sat in the car," I explained.

    "ID card."

    "Oh." I hurriedly took out my ID card and handed it to him.

    At this time, another policeman came forward, pointed at my drunk with an alcohol tester, and said, "Exhale!"

    I did.

    "Huh?" The policeman looked at the alcohol tester in surprise, "You haven't drunk alcohol, why is the alcohol content displayed here?"

    "Ah" I thought to myself, didn't I?  I anxiously explained, "Oh, she just spit it into my mouth."

    "Ha~~~" The policeman actually burst out laughing, "No, just kidding you."

    Depend on!  no?  When did the police become so humorous?

    Then, the policeman handed me his ID card and asked, "Is she your girlfriend?"

    "No. Just ordinary friends."

    "Cough~~~" the policeman said in the usual way, "There is no need to explain. She is a woman and you are a man. Of course it is a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship. Otherwise, she is in the middle of the night, why wouldn't she ask me out?  ?¡±

    I didn't expect the police in the new era to be so humorous.

    Next, a policeman opened the door of the driver's cab, pointed an alcohol tester at Zhang Na's mouth and said, "Exhale."

    "II have asthma." Zhang Na replied.

    No way, the policeman held out a finger in front of her eyes and asked, "How much is this?"

    "You your finger head, it's too too dark, I can't see clearly."

    The policeman thought about it helplessly, and asked, "Why is your car logo missing?"

    "Bumpedknocked off."

    "Have you been drinking?"

    "Nono."

    "Then get out of the car and walk a few steps along that zebra crossing."

    "No no, I I'm drunk."

    ""

    Then the police took Zhang Na away with the car and others.

    md, it seems that tonight's passionate scene is over?

    I also had to go back to the hotel.

    The next day, all the major news reported a piece of news: "A Drunk Woman Pays for Street Lamps".

    This morning, I also moved into my cousin's house.

    ?Because my cousin has no children of her own, she was overjoyed to see me move into her house, and she helped me tidy up the house and make my bed.

    Since my cousin went to work, she and I had dinner at home at noon.  She froze and prepared a table of good dishes.

    However, enthusiasm belongs to enthusiasm, I still can't stand her nagging.

    While she was persuading me to eat more vegetables, she said: "I heard from your cousin that Miss Ye Zi is very good. Is she really good?"

    "Yes." I nodded, "Yes."

    "If she is really good, then you marry her. Anyway, you have slept with her, and you will marry whether she is good or not, then you should marry her. You are also good, and she is also good, you two  Obediently together, very obedient."

    Alas~~~ I secretly sighed,I thought, why is this a bit like the Tang monk in "A Chinese Journey to the West"?

    I replied: "I don't have any money, what can I do to marry someone?"

    My aunt heard what I said, but said happily: "It's okay. As long as you are willing to marry her, you will have money. Neither your cousin nor I have children, so we have no place to give our money. Then  The only thing left is for you. We gave you money, don¡¯t you have money? Our money is equal to your money. If you have money, you can marry her. In this way, you two will be together obediently  Well."

    Alas~~~ I can only endure this pain and torture.

    "But how can I take your money casually?" I replied.

    "You silly boy! What is money? Things outside your body. To whom do you give the money left over by your cousin and uncle? Donate it? But it's a pity to donate it all. Take it away after death? Isn't this a waste of Chinese yuan?  ?In order to prevent the malicious loss of Chinese RMB, it is better to give it to you. Currency needs to be circulated. Anyway, we can spend enough, and let you circulate the remaining money.¡±

    ""

    After dinner, I wanted to rest at home and watch TV for a while, but I really couldn't stand my cousin's nagging, so I went out for a stroll.

    After I got off the residential building, I suddenly thought, why not go for a stroll and see Ye Zi?

    Perhaps, I should have given her something back?  Because, anyway, in my heart, I feel like I owe her something.

    I, Zeng Yu, am not a completely heartless person.

    Although my cousin and aunt both decided to give me a sum of money, I was still very economical. Instead of taking a taxi to the hospital, I took the bus.

    How to say, I still have a bit of good tradition.

    How nice it is to take the bus, and see a few more beauties.

    When I think of the movie "Subway to Spring", I am very excited, thinking, maybe I can also meet a beautiful girl on the bus?

    Sitting in the bus, I was a little bored, and before I knew it, I recalled everything I had done before.

    Suddenly, I realized that I have slept with so many women before, and now it doesn't seem to be interesting?  Now I am still sitting alone in the subway, without a woman to accompany me

    Inexplicably, after much deliberation, I couldn't help but think of Xie Ting.

    After a long time, I suddenly took out my phone and sent Xie Ting a message: "I'm sorry! Although you have always disliked me and always called me a hooligan, I still feel that I owe you something. I don't know, I still  Can I pay it back? Maybe I'm being sentimental"

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