About half an hour later, the kitchen floor was splashed wet. Fortunately, I put on an apron, otherwise I would have had to change my clothes.
In the end, I managed to press this carp uniform onto the cutting board, and saw that it had been tortured to the brink of death by me, opening and closing its big mouth and gasping for breath.
In fact, I also suffered a lot. Seeing that it was no longer able to move, I quietly grabbed the kitchen knife with both hands, trembling all the time.
After learning from the painful experience, I had no choice but to stab it at the head with a knife. Unexpectedly, at this critical moment, an accident happened. I never expected that the moment the knife almost touched the body of the fish, it bounced back and jumped up, jumped twice on the cutting board, and finally just bounced out of the kitchen window impartially.
"Wow" I held the kitchen knife with trembling hands, and stood there blankly, staring blankly.
Seeing that the width of the window is only about 20cm, I sighed sincerely: "Good skills, good eyesight Oh my god, my fish?" After I praised it, I remembered the fish that was going to be cooked, and now I jumped out of the window and escaped .
I stared at the sharp and shiny kitchen knife in my hand, and opened my mouth wide in shock. But the kitchen window is relatively small and a bit high, so I can't see the situation downstairs at all, and I can't open the door to pick it up.
"Fish, fish, I don't know if it's your luck or my bad luck. Forget it, anyway, I haven't killed anyone. Maybe God wants me to accumulate more public morals, so don't kill. But you escaped to Downstairs lacks water, so you still can¡¯t survive. The question is how will I explain to Lin Yuan? He has been hinting at my poor cooking skills and laughing at me all the time. Don¡¯t let him look down on me. If you tell him that the carp jumped out of the window and escaped , It¡¯s his fault if you don¡¯t laugh to death. Ouch, what should I do? It¡¯s half past five, and it¡¯s running out of time, so just do something!¡± Like an aunt, I chattered on my own.
I have wasted more than half an hour trying to get this fish, but it was still in vain.
?Because there was not much time to cook, I steamed the spare ribs in another pot while I was cooking other dishes. When Lin Yuan came back from get off work at six o'clock in the evening, he had just prepared three meals and one soup.
"Hey! I just saw that the carp in the bucket was gone. Have you cooked for lunch?" Just after eating, Lin Yuan immediately asked about the carp.
"Uhah, yes, yes, II made it for lunch." I hadn't thought of an excuse to explain the missing fish, but fortunately Lin Yuan gave me a hint.
After thinking about it, I can only say this, because I have done something wrong, so I consciously lowered my head, and slowly picked up the white rice in the bowl, so nervous that I didn't even dare to pick up the vegetables.
"Can you eat such a big fish by yourself? And I just saw the kitchen trash can and the trash basket outside the dining table, and I didn't even see a single fishbone. You wouldn't eat so much, would you? There are no belt bones left?" After relaxing for a few seconds, Lin Yuan still chased the fish to ask.
Isn't he too stingy, even the trash can in the kitchen? Really lost to him, I thought to myself.
"That carp is really delicious, so there is not a single bit of fish bone or bone left, ha ha!" I smiled at Lin Yuan, afraid that he would see through my lie.
"Oh, then how did you do it? Tell me, I also want to steal a lesson. I really like fish." Lin Yuan stared at me and asked curiously.
It turned out that it was because I like to eat fish, so I gnawed on this fish and kept asking me.
"Uh, how did you do it" I rubbed my ears uncomfortably. Oh my god, I'm really tested, and I haven't even killed the fish yet, so what can I do.
"Stew, yes just stew, put the whole fish in a purple casserole, put some ginger and white wine. Just like stewing pig's feet, stew it for an hour or two. In the end, the fish bones, fish bones and fish scales are all mixed with water It's merged into one. You don't know, this fish is really delicious, and I'm full." I deliberately said it deliciously, so that Lin Yuan would not be suspicious.
"Oh, that's how it is. It seems really delicious to hear you say that. Otherwise, I'll buy another one tomorrow. Can you make it for me again tomorrow night? I want to see how it is It's delicious, you can eat the whole fish, including the viscera and fish scales." Lin Yuan's mouth curled into a wicked smile, obviously testing me.
"Nodon'tdon't" I was so frightened that I couldn't even grasp the chopsticks and shook them off on the dining table.
"Isn't the matter up to now? I think you didn't cook that fish at all. Tell me, fish, where, where, where?" Lin Yuan stared at me fiercely, word by word. Pressing.
"I'm sorry, Lin Yuan, I" It's really hard to say!
"What the hell happened? As soon as I entered the house, I could smell the smell of fish, but I didn't see any fish.p;After Lin Yuan left this sentence, he walked quickly to the door and was changing his shoes, apparently planning to go out.
"Hey, you where are you going?" Seeing his angry look, I asked with concern.
"Who are you to me, where do you want to go?" I said coldly, and then there was a heavy closing sound.
What kind of attitude? After criticizing me, he went out before finishing the meal, leaving me to clean up the mess.
In the middle of the night¡ª¡ª
Suddenly there was a loud thunder, shaking the ceiling and the big bed.
"Ah help!" I was awakened in my dream, holding my head in fright, and ran out of the hall in a panic.
"What's the matter? What happened?" Lin Yuan, who was on the sofa bed, saw me running out in a panic, lifted the covers and sat up and asked.
"Uhit's nothing, I want to go to the bathroom." I pointed in the direction of the bathroom in panic.
How dare I tell Lin Yuan that besides being afraid of the dark, I am also afraid of lightning and thunder! Let him know more of my weaknesses, and he will definitely laugh at me as a coward again.
I used to be at home, whenever there was lightning and thunder, I would ask my mother to come and sleep with me. Now I'm alone in the room, terrified.
"Are you afraid" In an instant, lightning came in through the curtains, followed by "crack boom" The shocking thunder sounded, and it was about to shatter my heart.
"Ah don't" I immediately squatted at the door of the room, stroking my ears with both hands, my legs were so frightened that I couldn't move.
"Oh so it's because I'm afraid of thunder! I can't tell that Director Ji, who is always shrewd and capable, is so timid." Lin Yuan gloated and squatted beside me, sneering at me, and I knew he would make fun of me.
I glanced at him coldly with helpless eyes. I didn't expect Lin Yuan to make fun of me at this moment, without any sympathy.
"You ah" I just wanted to yell, but I was scared back by the sudden thunder.
This loud noise made the door of the room tremble non-stop. I was so frightened that I was sad and frightened, and cried with my head in my arms: "Mom, I want to go home, every time there is lightning and thunder, you are always by my side, woo woo"
"Okay, okay, it's all my fault, I shouldn't laugh at you, I'll accompany you to sleep" Seeing this, Lin Yuan gently stroked my head, and hugged me in his arms to comfort me.
"Youwhat did you just sayyou sleep with me?" I heard him right, I hurriedly pushed him away.
"No, you misunderstood, I wanted to say 'I will accompany you in, and I will leave when you fall asleep, or I will leave only when there is no thunder'." Lin Yuan was afraid that I might misunderstand, so he explained it clearly. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com