"Lawyer Kui Yiyuan, do you need to pick your teeth?"
"Little brother, please call me Xiao Yuan Yuan from now on."
"This, I'm a little speechless."
"Where is my brother-in-law?"
"Your brother-in-law was worried about disturbing our two-person time, so he went to the backyard to tidy up the flowers and plants."
"Just let him be there, tonight we are like a wedding, one of the three great happy events in life."
"Lawyer Kui Yiyuan, I'm afraid it's a little bad to let your distant brother-in-law live there, but the backyard is a cemetery."
"You must know that the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders. Our villa is designed strictly according to the ancient rich family. The two sides are strictly symmetrical. Only the imperial palace has this layout. In addition, the cemetery is directly buried in the ground because it is too scary to go to the crematorium. down there, so that it may be buried in the ground.¡±
"But a lot of bacteria will grow in the soil, so there is the term coffin."
"Look at what you said, as if I didn't understand, tell you, I know more than you, who made me a lawyer, hee hee. Then buy me a coffin. The bed made of the coffin must be the same as Sunny is different, let her be next door, always imitating me, the decoration style is exactly the same, I hate it."
"Lawyer Kui Yiyuan."
The man in charge among dozens of sales staff, as soon as he said it, Kui Yiyuan glared at him immediately.
"No, I should call it Xiao Yuan. Now Lawyer Sunny, after you make a cemetery in the backyard of your villa, I won't imitate you anymore. As for the coffin, there is no need to sleep like that at all, although there are prison experience hotels at present, There is also a game of coffin experience, but I always feel that the kind of thinking that is not mainstream is not advisable. It is just blindly pursuing excitement, and in the end it can only destroy others and benefit oneself. For example, there is an extreme enthusiast in Defan City. While continuing to climb Hornet Everest, unfortunately died."
"That client seemed to have made things difficult for Yuchi Leirou in the past. It's a pity that he finally entrusted Yunshan Law Firm to represent his case, tsk tsk."
"Little Yuan Yuan, do you know this too?"
"Of course, who told me to be a lawyer? In my circle of friends, all of them are lawyers. It's hard to find me with just such a little news. I'm afraid I knew about it earlier than the reports in the news. "
"Xiao Yuanyuan, therefore, you'd better not sleep in the coffin. You must know that the coffin does not mix with the outside world for the sake of bacteria. It is probably the kind that is very tight. Once it is buckled, once it cannot be opened, you will really use it." and not just sleeping in it."
"Coffin, coffin, another meaning, getting promoted and making a fortune, I Kui Yiyuan's current status is not something ordinary people can control. Let me tell you this, I didn't have setbacks before, and I also had all the money, all hanging on my body. Even when I came to the capital from Defan, I only have a few hundred dollars, and I have survived, so I have no worries about food and clothing. Shouldn¡¯t I reward myself for working so hard? Bring me my phone.¡±
"Xiao Yuanyuan, you have dozens of mobile phones, each of which has a calling card, so which one do you want?"
"Bring me all of them. I want to tease my brother-in-law. After that, you will distribute them to those salespeople,"
"Really? That's good."
Later, the distant brother-in-law's mobile phone received dozens of calls, all of which rang and hung up.