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Chapter 178

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    ?One hundred and seventy-eight, February 7, 2020

    Liu Diandian was lying on the bed, looking at his mobile phone so comfortably, waiting for business to come to him.

    Affected by the virus in Beibei City, Liu Diandian's health products began to attract people's attention.

    On the morning of the first day of the new year, when Liu Diandian opened his eyes, he saw countless group messages. With the spirit of dedication, from the first day of the new year to the fifth day of the new year, he would edit some group messages of New Year's blessings every morning  past.  Every day, I don¡¯t forget to include the name of the health products I sell, which can be said to be very dedicated.

    ?As the saying goes, no pains, no gains, the hard work is finally rewarded, and the rewards are not much, which is enough to satisfy Liu Diandian.

    There are more and more people consulting. Liu Diandian's previous efforts were not in vain. He answered questions from potential customers fluently, and matched some products that are good for their health according to the needs of customers. However, due to the high price,  After asking people to consult, there will be no more text.

    The price is high, that's because it is a high-end brand, as long as the product is marked with the word "high-end", the price will be high, and the price will be high, and the quality will keep up.

    This kind of big international brand often discourages many people.

    This point, Liu Diandian is very clear, but she always believes that she will be able to catch those invisible rich women like Sister Ling.

    Later, Liu Diandian found out that Sister Ling's husband was not counting monthly salary, but annual salary, and that Sister Ling's husband was also a research expert.  There are too many titles.  Except for a few small certificates that are useless, the big certificates are used.

    Liu Diandian always envies others when she is unhappy, and Sister Ling is one of them she envies.

    It's not just Liu Diandian, not all people are like this, envy comes and goes!

    In fact, Liu Diandian didn't know, and Sister Ling was also envious of Liu Diandian.  Because Liu Diandian has a son, and Liu Diandian's husband is by her side. Unlike her, her husband often travels on business. Once he goes out, it lasts ten days and a half months, and the longest is more than half a year.

    "What are you doing?" Liu Banban's voice came from the door.

    After Liu Diandian sent out the blessing message, she got up, turned her head, squinted at Liu Banban, and replied: "It's okay, just send some blessing messages to my friends."

    "Go, it's just your few WeChat friends who let you send messages for several days? Isn't it?! The efficiency is very poor!" Liu Banban deliberately pretended not to know, and waited for the right opportunity to let Liu Diandian speak for himself.

    "What do you know! Hmph!" Liu Diandian got up, put away his mobile phone, walked out of the room, glanced at the people in the living room, and then walked towards the toilet.

    I saw her close the toilet lid, sit on the toilet lid, take out her mobile phone, continue to edit the information, continue to send group messages, and send a circle of friends by the way.

    Finally, he breathed a sigh of relief and looked up, just in time to see a familiar figure standing at the door of the toilet.

    "No, what are you doing standing there?" Liu asked curiously.

    "I want to pee." Liu Butu replied.

    Liu Diandian immediately stood up and gave way, not forgetting to open the toilet lid.

    Liu Butu finished urinating, very curious, closed the toilet lid, and sat on it like Liu Dian, feeling curiously, but didn't find any fun, lowered his head in disappointment and returned to the sofa in the living room, his eyes fell on the careless  Liu nodded his face.

    "Why are you looking at me like that?" Liu looked at Liu Butu with some surprise, "Do you think Mommy is very beautiful?"

    Liu Butu shook his head honestly and said, "Secret, did you poop just now?"

    "No!?"

    "Then what are you doing sitting on your toilet?" Liu Butu asked curiously.

    "Mummy just wants to sit on the toilet! What's wrong? Oh, I forgot, Mommy is sitting on the toilet and thinking about problems."

    "Didn't you say you poop on the toilet?" Liu Butu asked, "You don't poop on the toilet!"

    "Your mommy's behavior is called occupying the latrine and not shitting. Hahahaha" Liu Banban came out, laughing like crazy.

    "Grandpa Lying, Grandpa Lying" Liu Butu ran into the room, pulled out Liu Ronglu who was reading the newspaper, and said, "Mommy doesn't poop on the toilet."

    "Your mommy may not have shit intentions." Liu Ronglu was dragged forward by Liu Butu, and walked out unhurriedly.

    "Why? Come on" Liu Butu stubbornly pulled Liu Ronglu.

    Don't stop until you pull him out.

    In this way, Liu Ronglu was dragged into the living room by Liu Butu. He glanced at Liu Diandian in embarrassment, and said, "Why are you occupying the latrine and not shitting? Now it's all right, drag me into the water, even the newspaper?? Didn't like it.  "

    The seven words "Occupy the latrine and don't shit" came to Liu Butu's ears again, and he remembered it instantly.

    "I'm just sitting on the toilet, editor" Liu Diandian's eyes fell on Liu Banban's face, she stopped the car, and said, "I'm thinking, I don't want to shit."

    "Shit? Baba?" Liu Butu was curious about this word that has a different concept.

    "Mummy, why don't you poop? Don't you poop?" Liu Butu applied his own understanding to the problem.

    "No shit, come sit here, Mommy will tell you this! Mommy doesn't want to shit, so I don't want to shit."

    "What about papa?" Liu Butu's innocent eyes fell on Liu Diandian's face.

    Liu Diandian had no choice but to continue to answer patiently: "Well, Mommy doesn't intend to poop either."

    "Why?" Liu Butu asked in a state of breaking the casserole.

    At this time, Liu Banban and Liu Ronglu were both sitting on the sofa, looking at their mother and son, wanting to see how Liu Diandian would fool Liu Butu.

    After all, Liu Butu has too many problems, so many why, and there is really no solution.  Every time they encounter that kind of unsolvable why situation, any parent will scratch their heads and wish to put the devil back and rebuild it.

    "Mummy didn't poop, because the poop in Mommy's intestines still doesn't want to leave Mommy!" Liu Diandian's answer was very dreamy, and instantly amused Liu Ronglu and Liu Banban who were sitting aside.

    "Ha ha ha ha¡­¡­"

    There was a reverberant laugh from the two men in the room.

    "What are you laughing at? Why don't you answer?!" Liu Diandian's eyes switched back and forth between Liu Ronglu and Liu Banban, and asked.

    The father and son also waved their hands tacitly and refused, and they couldn't help but gave a thumbs up and praised: "It's awesome, it's really awesome."

    Just as they were talking, new questions arose in Liu Butu's mind.

    "Mum, why is Papa in your stomach? Not Mama in your stomach?" Liu Butu's eyes fell on Liu Banban.

    "Do you want your dad to answer?" Liu kicked away Liu Butu's annoying question with a little spirit.

    "Me?" Liu Banban pointed to her nose, her eyes widened, and she resisted very much.  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com
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