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    8. August 27, 2019

    Supplementary lessons: Nuns are female practitioners of Catholicism, Orthodox Church, Anglican Church and Lutheranism. They usually have to make three vows (namely "absolute wealth", "absolute beauty" and "absolute intention"), engage in prayer and assist priests in preaching  .  Since they cannot marry, they are equivalent to Buddhist bhikkhunis.  In China, nuns are sometimes called "mumu".

    A nun must have been baptized for more than 5 years before she can apply, and must join a convent and have been in a junior college for at least 6 years.  In addition, to formally become a nun, one needs to go through the process of making an initial vow, a second vow, and a lifelong vow, expressing one's dedication to God.  After taking the vow of life, they cannot marry for life.

    When the class was over, Banban smiled awkwardly and watched the other people in the room go out, then stretched out his other hand and flicked Diandian's forehead.

    "Oh, my god!" Waking up with a start, Diandian quickly sucked the drooling into her mouth, "It's over?"

    Banban nodded helplessly, and then took out a tissue from Diandian's bag. At this moment, he realized that the hand supporting Diandian's chin was numb.  Wipe it clean with a spit of saliva!

    Dot stretched, got up and walked towards the door: "It's finally over!"

    "You have the nerve to say it!" Banban picked up the bag, threw the tissue into the trash can, and followed!

    "I'm very tired from work! Who knew that 'marriage' is like this! If I knew, I wouldn't be here!" Didian curled her mouth aggrieved!

    Banban sighed, and when he walked out of the church, he devoutly drew a "cross" in front of the statue of Jesus.

    At this time, it was already early morning.

    While Diandian admired this dedicated nun and aunt in her heart, she was also angry.

    "Why is the lecture so late? Look! The whole street is deserted, there is no bus, no light rail!" Sitting on a chair on the platform, Diandian complained!

    "My name is Didi!"

    "Oops! I want to go to the bathroom!" Didian said in distress!

    "It's really a lazy person who poops a lot!" Banban lowered his head and muttered softly!

    "What did you say?"

    "there is nothing!"

    "The car will be here soon! Hold on!" Banban looked around, there was no public toilet here, and he couldn't solve it on the spot, but for the sake of atmosphere, he still suggested, "Why don't you go to the flower garden ahead to solve the urgent problem?  I'll help you out!"

    "You're crazy! There are probes everywhere here, and tomorrow it might become the headline in Lushi! I can't do this!" After Diandian finished speaking, he had a flash of inspiration, and he was secretly happy, letting out a creaking laugh  .

    "Hehe! That's right! Such a beautiful city cannot be polluted by your urine! What a sight!"

    "Fuck you! If only you could call 'Didi' when you go to the bathroom!"

    "What?"

    "If there is a company that develops an app called'Didi Shit', how wonderful it would be!"

    "Hahahaha" Banban laughed, and the anger in the church disappeared with the laughter!

    "What's so funny, this is a business opportunity, do you understand, it's a business opportunity!"

    "What kind of business opportunity! It's unreasonable!" Banban laughed until tears fell.

    Seeing Banban like this, Dian Dian was excited, and analyzed: "If there is such an app, my current problem can be solved immediately, think about it! People have three urgencies! Shit, pee, and fart"

    "Hahahaha" Diandian made Banban go crazy!

    "Don't laugh!" Diandian immediately ordered seriously, and as soon as she finished speaking, she laughed along with Banban

    The laughter merged, resounding in the quiet street, so terrifying!

    After a long time, the two stopped laughing and continued the conversation just now.

    "Okay, let's continue talking! All ears!" Ban Ban has never enjoyed listening to such interesting words so much!

    "If there is such an app, when Ms. Liu can't hold it anymore, she will turn on her mobile phone, press "I want to shit", and send demands to surrounding communities and office buildings, and the residents will grab orders. You can choose to sit, squat,  Prices vary. After paying and evaluating, you can evaluate whether there is paper, wifi, etc. Let every household become a public toilet, a new model of o2o shit. The newlyweds Ms. Liu and Mr. Liu said frankly that they met through Didi shit  Yes. Mr. Liu said that Ms. Liu was very polite when she came here for the first time. She flushed the toilet lid, which was very hygienic and very nice. Ms. Liu also said that she usually couldn¡¯t pull it out in a stranger¡¯s house, but that time  After coming out, it feels like home. Afterwards, Ms. Liu often went to Mr. Zhang¡¯s house to rub shit, coming and going,Then the birth dung was produced"

    "You still want to use this software to generate 'Yuan Shi', but you can still figure it out! Hahahaha" Banban laughed again!  Laugh exaggeratedly.

    Turning his head nodding, he took a look at Ban Ban, took a deep breath, and thought: I really don¡¯t have any business acumen!  tsk tsk

    "Is it the car you called?"

    I don't know when the car stopped in front, the two of them didn't realize it.

    "Yes, yes, yes!" Ban Ban replied, and then led Dian Dian into the car.

    "Really, you two, you laughed so horribly in the middle of the night, it made me shiver!"

    Banban and Diandian looked embarrassed!

    "Where are you going?"

    "Red Road, Red Star Community!"

    The two sat down, Banban seemed to think of something, and asked, "A little bit, are you still in a hurry?"

    "It seems that there is no more!"

    "That's good. Tomorrow afternoon, remember to go to the bathroom after listening to the mating class!"

    "Come back tomorrow! My vacation!"

    "Tsk why are you like this! You are not in a hurry to get married, after the marriage is done, you can choose a date!" Ban Ban coaxed, "Be good!"

    "Okay then! Oops When is this a head!"

    "Seven lessons!"

    "Ah!" Diandian was about to go crazy!

    Ban Ban stretched out her hand and put Diandian on her shoulder, without saying a word!

    In the later class, the nuns and aunts taught that after marriage, the two should slowly get in touch with each other, give in to each other, divide the work and work together, and work together. In the days to come, Jesus will take care of you and you will be happy and so on.

    The day before the seventh class, Ban Ban was preparing something mysteriously, but Dian Dian had no time to take care of it because of his busy work.

    However, she clearly remembered that when Ban Ban went there, she was pulling a red suitcase!

    "What are you doing? Going to live in a church! Be a monk?"

    "What are you talking about, you will know when you go, don't have so much curiosity, too much curiosity is not a good thing! It will only be a bad thing!"

    "Oh! Then what are you doing with the suitcase?" I couldn't help it!

    "To get married, this is a very holy thing!" Banban looked mysterious!

    "What's in it?" A little curiosity!

    "Heyit's the suit and wedding dress we bought earlier!"

    "What are you doing with these?" Little is very strange!

    "Master, No. 2 Dukou Road!" (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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