"The Earth Life of a Beast Master" Author: Qing Lu
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Yan Hemian, the once all-powerful beast master, brought his contracted beasts across the earth. Because of the compressed power, he saw his big cat turned into a kitten.
He took out his pockets, which were cleaner than his face, and looked at the kittens waiting to be fed, and he was a black man, feeling a little worried.
In order to feed and raise cubs, Yan Hemian embarked on the road of being a graphic model.
Hearing that taking a photo with a beast, the salary is very high, Yan Hemian is eager to try.
He looked at the big lion indifferently: beast?
The big lion watched him coax into a ball: beast!
Hearing that it is easy to make money on variety shows, Yan Hemian happily went.
Then all the poisonous snakes and beasts in the zoo ran out, and all the guests were ashamed of fright.
He raised his eyelids: Go back to the cage, you guys are blocking me from making money.
Netizens: Fake, fake, all fake! The photo is from P, and the variety show is designed. Don't let the vase come out to be embarrassing¡ª¡ª
Recently, there is a cat that is very popular on the Internet. Although it is still a cat, its eyes are very cool. Netizens have expressed that they are so handsome that their legs are weak.
One day, they suddenly discovered that the cat owner was the vase they scolded every day on the Internet.
Netizens:
In order to make money and keep pace with the times, Yan Hemian played a live broadcast and accidentally photographed his cat who was cleaning.
Netizens were shocked: Is this a cat? This is a fucking dog!
Looking at his cat's income and then his own income, Yan Hemian fell silent.
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Content tags: Traveling through time and space, entertainment circle, sweet text, cute pet