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"Fuck, system, did you make a mistake," Zhou Tao asked, "What does the title of poor dick mean?"
"Host, these titles are generated based on people's living conditions and identities and other related information. They have no effect, but with the system, the title of host has its own attributes."
"Nani? Wow, this dick's title attribute should not be endless anger, immortal body, gods and Buddhas, let's kill it~" Zhou Tao thought about his qigong like a super Saiyan and smashed it down in pieces , Exterminate the gods and demons, thousands of girls are crying and shouting to post.
[Title: Poor dick.
? Introduction: Poor, ugly, wretched, you have it all, hence the title.
Effect: Favorability of all opposite sexes: -10]
"Nima~"
"The host should not be impatient, the title can be continuously obtained and changed, just change to a better title in the future."
"Huh, huh~ this is more or less the same." Zhou Tao let out a long breath.
"Then take a look at the career system." Zhou Tao opened the career system.
This time the pop-up is no longer a blank interface, a large selection of occupations appeared in front of Zhou Tao, such as Qigong Master, Fighting Qi Warrior, Dark Elf, Temple Knight, Druid Transformed Stallion, Huangdi Queen's Gynecologist
There are thousands of species.
"I'll go, this is great." Zhou Tao's eyes were bigger than light bulbs, and his mouth was full of laughter: "I want that big stallion, Long's Aotian, One Night Baijiro"
"Drip, the choice of occupation failed, the host can only choose one occupation."
"Fuck, it's so weak" Zhou Tao said depressedly, pointing at the druid's transformed stallion: "That's it."
This guy immediately smiled wretchedly: "Hey, Goddess Qin Mengyao, my brother has this job, so I'm afraid I won't be able to get you? The system is in my hand, I have it in the world~"
"The host is sure? The system does not recommend you to choose this profession. Your physique is too poor. If you rashly choose this kind of female royal profession, it will lead to exhaustion and death."
"Uh, uh, alright~" Zhou Tao smiled sheepishly: "Masturbation is useless every day"
"The system has detected that the host's psychological endurance is acceptable. There are the following occupations that you are advised to choose:
1. Dwarf warrior: Although it looks ugly and extremely dirty, it is undeniably powerful. I believe that according to the psychological endurance of the host, it should not vomit to death.
2. Zhao Xin, Debon Manager: Commonly known as Huo Bao Ju Xin, he is very fond of the host's taste. I believe that according to the host's heavy taste, he will definitely like it. (Specially recommended by the system)
3. Summoner: Use summoning magic to summon multiple powerful summoner beasts to fight. Dear, do you like the feeling of gang fights? Then choose a summoner!
Zhou Tao was dazzled after seeing a lot of professions: "Stop, stop, system, does that summoner have anything to do with my psychological endurance?"
"Summoner is a profession that relies on luck. If you use a high-quality sacrifice, you may sign an old hen; on the contrary, if you use a very poor-quality sacrifice, you may also sign a giant dragon." Regarding the strength of the summoned creature, it will cause people's mood ups and downs, great joy and sorrow, and ordinary people will be driven crazy, but the host has a strong psychological endurance, at most it will only enter a mental hospital and will not commit suicide."
"Oh, that's it. I like it, so I chose this summoner."
Zhou Tao liked group fights since he was a child. Every time he saw a large group of people swarming up and fighting together, he felt very domineering and imposing, although ~ he was always the one who was beaten
"The host is sure to choose the summoner profession? Once the profession is selected, it cannot be changed."
"Why so much nonsense, sure."
"Drip! The confirmation is complete, the system is being optimized and updated, the estimated time: one hour. The countdown starts: 59:59, 59
:58"
Zhou Tao's consciousness was squeezed out of the male god system, and he stared blankly at Ozawa's sister, Tokyo Hot, which was about to start broadcasting.
"Wow ha ha ha!" Zhou Tao jumped up suddenly, and smiled crazily: "I am the real son of destiny, the protagonist of the world, the winner of life, wow ha ha ha~"
Zhou Tao stared at sister Ozawa's crystal-clear jade body, curled his lips in disdain: "Oh, sister Ozawa, goodbye, I will be a male god in the future, I can't look at you anymore, it will damage my male god temperament "
Zhou Tao decisively uninstalled Kuaibo.
"With skateboard shoes, I am not afraid of the dark ~ one step two steps, one step two steps, one step is the minion" Zhou Tao bounced around.He was dancing the horse-riding dance while singing the Divine Comedy that he didn't know where he learned it.
"Neighbor, you must be sick!" A man's voice cursed.
"Tch, this is naked jealousy, low oil, but I can understand~" Zhou Tao smiled strangely, and slapped the computer desk loudly: "Rubbing, rubbing, it's the devil's steps, it's the devil's steps"
"Nimma!"
"Fack!"
"Millennium kill!"
Immediately attracted a lot of scolding.
After dancing for a while, Zhou Tao also felt that it was very boring, so he just sat on the chair and stared blankly.
five minutes later¡¡
This guy really felt bored and bored, and wanted to find something to vent, so he opened the browser and logged in to Tieba.
"Haha, dicks tremble! Brother is possessed by the system! ! ! "
Diaosi is Diaosi, and the thoughts in his heart are very strange. Zhou Tao feels ashamed of the honorary title of Diaosi if he doesn't show off when he has good things.
Zhou Tao reviewed it again, nodded in satisfaction after confirming that it was correct, and clicked to post.
In this post, this guy used extremely exaggerated techniques to see how he watched the movie and how he was possessed by the system. At the end of the post, Zhou Tao also strongly appealed to all the dicks to look up and worship Sister Ozawa's action movies.
Zhou Tao smiled and checked the male god system again. The countdown on the page of the super male god system was still flashing, and there were more than forty minutes left.
Zhou Tao thought about it for a while, and skillfully opened my computer ¡ú Disk B ¡ú "I Love Big and Bird" folder ¡ú Fast Broadcast ¡ú Install
Thirty minutes later
"Huh~" Zhou Tao took a deep breath, pulled up his pants, and stared at sister Ozawa with disgust on his face: "Ugh~ how can there be such a disgusting video in the world, what is it? Cucumber, eggplant, hey, stuffed A light bulb turns on and lights up~ I spray~ feces and urine come out, disgusting or not"
Zhou Tao skillfully uninstalled Kuaibo again.
Speaking of which, this guy is really talented. Every time he is about to get bigger, he stops and slows down for a while. He persisted supernaturally for half an hour. In the end, he really didn¡¯t feel anything anymore. Foaming at the mouth.
Zhou Tao returned to the desktop, double-clicked the browser, and logged in to Tieba again.
"See if my post on God of Salvation has received more than 3 million replies"
First floor: I am speechless, I suggest the host to see a psychiatrist, you are seriously delusional.
Second floor: Nima! The landlord has read too many novels! It is recommended to watch a work like "Restart Era", and stop daydreaming every day.
The third floor: jack up the upstairs. But Teacher Cang's is the best, right?
Fourth floor: Same as upstairs
Zhou Tao turned off the computer silently. Fuck! I want to sue you, this is naked jealousy, it is to be shot
"Drip! The optimization update is complete, and the host can check more functions by himself." (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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