Appreciation and analysis of poems in Chinese class, class discussion time.
Every time it comes to the group discussion session, some students just don't want to discuss well, so of course they diverge from the topic.
The boy at the back table went out to play ball in his spare time, and now he kept pouring water into his mouth during class, gulping like a cow to drink water, and then slammed his mouth and said: "Lin Xiaozhuang, you took the wrong medicine, why are you staring at me? Hehe, Didn't expect you to be black, ugly, and bald, but you also learned to appreciate the handsomeness of the master?"
"Youyou took my water bottle by mistake!" Lin Xiaozhuang held his breath, but couldn't vent his breath.
"Who" The man at the back desk looked at the water bottle issued uniformly by the school. He didn't pay attention to the label. He really took it wrong. After he realized it, he said confidently, "Who told you not to fetch water for me?"
"I" Lin Xiaozhuang didn't have the nerve to say that he had no money. Fortunately, he didn't drink water with his mouth facing the bottle. kiss?
When I think of such a shameful level
She couldn't help but blushed, grabbed her water bottle, and put it away as if protecting her chastity!
Such a clich¨¦d plot in life, please don't happen, please!
It's hard for her to make ends meet, so if she falls in love early on campus, just feed it to the dog! !
After a few minutes, a water card was stuffed on the back table, seeing that she took the water bottle and ignored her, he poked her on the back with a pen: "My water card is fully charged, enough to drink until graduation. In the future, you go to get my water and get your water by the way, which is also called by the way¡ªdo you understand?"
"I'm not going well" The word stuck in my throat, and I didn't say it in the end.
At the same time, his self-esteem was rampant, which made Lin Xiaozhuang feel that the man at the back desk thought that she didn't fetch water for him because she was greedy for his water card money!
So she was not greedy for petty gain, refused to swipe his card, and refused to fetch water for him.
The back table was tall and long, and he kicked the chair in front. The strength was not heavy, but it was enough to shake the tall and thin bean sprouts on the front table: "Did you take the wrong medicine, Lin Dazhuang?!"
"I didn't take the wrong medicine. If you do anything else, I'll tell the teacher!" Lin Xiaozhuang didn't turn his head, but threatened him.
Before Lin Xiaozhuang raised his hand to tell the teacher, the teacher stared at the discussion groups at the front and rear tables, the glasses reflecting the cold light, and immediately entered the questioning session¡ª¡ª
"Okay, the discussion time is over, all groups please sit down. Lin Xiaozhuang, stand up and answer, what kind of medicine can this poem take?"
Lin Xiaozhuang:? ? ?
Other students had the same puzzled face: What kind of ghost question is this?
Lin Xiaozhuang stood up blushing, blaming the damn back desk in his heart, the teacher must have heard their conversation, so he asked such a perverted question impromptu!
Lin Xiaozhuang's face was very red, hot red, staring at the lines on the blackboard¡ª¡ª
During the Ching Ming Festival, it rains heavily, and passers-by on the road want to die.
Ask where the restaurant is, and the shepherd boy points to Xinghua Village.
After watching for a long time, Lin Xiaozhuang was so nervous that he didn't speak for a long time.
The Chinese teacher adjusted his glasses and said, "Okay, if you don't know it, just sit down and discuss in class, no cross-problems are allowed!"
"Yes" Lin Xiaozhuang was about to sit down, and the moment before her butt was ready for the chair, she found that the chair had been snatched away by a long leg. This question you can take laxatives!"
Chinese teacher:? ? ?
Other students had the same puzzled face: What kind of answer is this?
The students were a little stunned, and when they realized it, they roared with laughter!
"Hahaha, what the hell is taking laxatives?"
"Uh, according to Lin Xiaozhuang's urination, she must have mispronounced it, right?"
"Laxative? Thank you for the invitation? Demon?"
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