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Chapter 5 Pooping and Peeing

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    In the first class of junior high school, Lin Xiaozhuang introduced himself for the first time, and experienced the word "circle" for the first time.

    "Hello everyone, I come from Kucai Primary School (Guzhai Primary School). My first name is Xiao Zhuang, and my nickname is Da Zhuang"

    However, no one laughed at her strong accent, because more than half of the middle school teachers in the town are local Zhuang people.

    So here, it is really hard to say whether it is Chinese with Zhuang or Zhuang with Han.

    ? When these teachers went to a meeting outside to study, they realized that there was nothing they could do about the Mandarin problem in small towns and villages, and they said they were used to it and could not change it.

    But I have to say that children are very spiritual, with strong language imitation and learning ability. The family has a little money and can watch TV and cartoons. When they were in middle school in the town, they laughed at some teachers with substandard pronunciation.

    Therefore, in the eyes of these children, teachers are divided into old school and new school.

    In the eyes of these children, classmates are also divided into country bumpkins and trendy groups.

    After taking English class, Lin Xiaozhuang's weaknesses were completely exposed. After finishing the sixth grade of elementary school, he still didn't know the 26 letters at all.  In the central primary school in the town and some village primary schools, students start to learn English from the third grade.

    Lin Xiaozhuang's English grades were poor, and he was isolated by his classmates, who even laughed at his pronunciation.

    The same is not good at speaking Chinese, but some people think they are self-righteous and laugh at her poor English!

    Although it started from scratch, oh no, from the off-track negative, but Lin Xiaozhuang has no other skills, that is, the hard-working spirit in the countryside is particularly ruthless!

    Since the first day of junior high school, she has seen the scenery of the cafeteria at 5 o'clock in the morning without fireworks on the campus, and the scenery of toilets and street lights surrounded by mosquitoes at 1 o'clock in the morning.

    With the mentality of not admitting defeat and not being afraid of being ugly, she memorized words, memorized words, and read aloud. Her English scores ranged from failing to 60 points, from 60 points to 90 points, and then from 90 points to 110 points (full score is 120 points)  .

    After the English scores came up, Chinese and mathematics did not fall behind.

    Lin Xiaozhuang entered junior high school with poor grades in primary school, ranking 197th (there are 205 students in the first grade).

    In the first midterm exam, she made rapid progress and squeezed to the 12th place in the grade, and even got the 3rd place in the final exam.

    Since then, she has been ranked in the top 10, and was praised by the principal as the student who made the most progress.

    Once, the top ten students with excellent grades were responsible for receiving the mayor and other leaders.

    Lin Xiaozhuang was also here, but she made a mistake. When they cut and ate the fruit together, the atmosphere was fun, but suddenly it became extremely embarrassing!

    Because Lin Xiaozhuang opened his mouth to respond, his mandarin was not standard, but this time he was nervous and wrong even more outrageously: "The leader is old-fashioned, epileptic with leaves, so come and eat watermelon, and the leader eats poop! Let's eat piss!"

    (The leader has worked hard, the weather is too hot, hurry up and eat watermelon, the leader eats big slices! We eat small slices!)

    It's okay to speak strong at ordinary times, but on this occasion, the old headmaster felt embarrassed for her.

    It's really hard to be elegant when talking about shit and urine in public!

    As for how the principal ended up later, Lin Xiaozhuang couldn't remember clearly.

    It's just that since then, Lin Xiaozhuang has learned to observe words and check his own words on a daily basis.

    Every morning and evening reading, she reads more than others, and listens to her own pronunciation while reading, and keeps correcting herself if she feels something is wrong or something is wrong.

    She has already realized what Jiazhuang Chinese is, so she wants to separate the two!

    She hopes that one day, when she wants to speak Zhuang, she will speak Zhuang, and when she wants to speak Chinese, she will speak Chinese. Once the two are mixed, it will be a joke!

    It's just a small joke now, if she doesn't completely change it, there will be a bigger joke!

    But it's too difficult. The Zhuang language is mixed with Han, and the Chinese is mixed with Zhuang. The two are like bones growing in her flesh. How can I get rid of them?  (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com
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