-
Add Bookmark | Recommend this book | Back to the book page | My bookshelf | Mobile Reading
Free Web Novel,Novel online - All in oicq.net -> Prose -> Stepping on the Countryside and Sighing the Flowing Water Chapter 144: Time to Send Lei Tong to a Pot
Previous page Return to Catalog Next page
- You can search for "Treading the Countryside: Sigh of Flowing Water" in Baidu to find the latest chapter!
[1] Proverbs from "The Collection of Famous Sages"
A thousand cups of wine are few when meeting a bosom friend,
Don't speculate, half a sentence is too much;
A bottle of wine on Yaozhi Lake,
Can recall people from all over the world.
?Since ancient times, there is an old saying: drinking more often when you meet a bosom friend, but talking more often if you are speculating.
Both Wang Mian and Yu Tian had a bit of aloof personality, but when they sat together, they couldn't finish talking. The two drank happily and chatted speculatively, unknowingly they got involved in Wang Mian's life-long affairs.
Yu Tian asked: "Why don't you get married?"
Wang Mian said: "My family is poor, who would marry me."
"Where can a family who can afford a book be so poor?"
"My book is self-taught by herding cattle."
Yu Tian still didn't believe it, so he asked the book boy: "Your young master, is what you said true?"
"Hi!" Wang Mian interrupted her, "Just ask him, he didn't know where he was when I was herding the cattle!"
"Then tell me about how you became a talent by yourself. If it's feasible, I'll learn too."
So Wang Mian talked about his childhood:
"When I was seven or eight years old, my father asked me to herd cattle on the ridge of the field, but I secretly ran into the school to listen to my teacher's lectures to the students. When I returned home in the evening, I forgot about herding cattle. Someone came to my house with a cow , blamed the unattended cows for trampling his family's field, my father was furious and beat me severely. Afterwards, I still did the same thing, going to school to study while grazing the cows.
Later, the mother said to the father: This child wants to study and is so fascinated, why not let him?
After listening to my mother's persuasion, my father didn't care about me, and everything was up to me. In this way, I left home and lived in the temple.
At night, I slipped into the Buddhist hall, sat on the knees of the Buddha statue, held a book in my hand, and recited with the ever-burning lamp in front of the Buddha statue. The sound of the book continued until dawn.
Most of the Buddha statues are made of clay, and each of them has a hideous face, which is intimidating. Although I am a child, I am not afraid. I look peaceful, as if they do not exist.
The reputation of my love of reading quickly spread throughout the village.
When I was ten years old, the rich man in the village went to the temple to fulfill his vows, and he said to me: Since you love reading, why don't you go to the county to study.
I said: I want to too, but I have no money to pay the tuition!
The rich man said: You give me cattle for a year, and I will provide you with tuition.
Of course I would like to, so I signed a contract with the rich man: Within one year, in addition to doing a good job, I have to answer a question before I can pay the wages.
After one year expires, the rich man can't find anything wrong with my work, so he said: "According to the contract, you have to answer me a question. If you can answer my question, I will give you the wages. Otherwise, it will be considered as yours." Give me free cattle for a year.
I said: You ask!
The rich man said: Once upon a time, a group of poor people were digging the ground, and suddenly, a piece of jade wall was dug out. Everyone shouted, 'It's a baby! Let's break up. ¡¯ So they smashed the jade wall and each got a piece. But they didn't understand that once this jade wall worth thousands of gold was broken, it would be worthless. As a result, although this group of poor people met the rich, they were still empty-handed and poor This is a story riddle, you guess a word. "
I said: What you said is 'the poor are still poor', that is, the word 'poor'.
The rich man paid me a year's wages, but I always felt uncomfortable: Isn't he using stories to insult me ??for being poor?
So, I said to the rich man: Master, I will also tell a story and guess a word. If you guess it, I will return the money in my hand; if you can't guess it, I will take the money and leave home.
The rich man said: OK, tell me!
I said: Once upon a time, there was a rich man who wanted to go out to do business and make a fortune. He hired a buddy, and it was stated in the contract that the rich man contributed money, the buddy contributed, and after a year, he made money at a rate of 30-70. After working for a year, he really made a fortune. In order to keep it for himself, when the man came to share the profit, the rich man said with a sad face, "When we parted yesterday, the horse ran over frightened and trampled the money box flat." ¡¯ In this way, all the money was put into the rich man¡¯s pocket. Can you guess what this word is?
The rich man can't guess.
I said: The horse trampled on the cash box, isn't the combination of the horse and the flat a "cheat"? As long as he is a rich man, he always wants to deceive people.
The rich man took the opportunity to scold me, and his face turned red and white for a while, but he couldn't get angry, so he had to let me go home. "
Wang?Why is the pulse beating so fast? Isn't this symptom the same as being pregnant"
"You say you, like your little tender hand, put it on my arm like this, and my heart beats faster!"
"So, I'm pregnant as soon as my heart beats fast."
"Where are you going?" Wang Mian laughed, "The door boy is pregnant, how do you treat him?"
"Take abortion pills!"
"Do you still have abortion pills?"
"It's the big pill that my father developed for the emperor."
"Isn't that a tonic?"
"Am I the doctor, or are you the doctor?"
"Aren't you a quack doctor!"
"What a quack doctor, let me tell you, I really diagnosed a pregnant woman." Yu Tian said, "In my house, there is a fat girl, oh, she looks so ugly! If you see her, be sure I can also vomit for a long time. Therefore, no man in my family is willing to approach her. When she came to see a doctor, I deliberately said that she was pregnant. Who knows, she knelt down for me after plopping. Said, it doesn¡¯t matter to her, It was the master who forced him I was dumbfounded at the time, you know, the master is my father."
"She framed your father?"
"It would be fine if it was framed, the key is the truth."
"real?"
"That's not it! Later, she gave birth to my third sister, and this fat girl became my third aunt naturally."
"It seems that you have been a matchmaker once." Wang Mian said, "One's life is only complete if you are a matchmaker for someone else."
"How can my father call me a matchmaker this time? It's them themselves who are in love Hey, let me be your matchmaker again!"
"Is there any fat girl in your family who can't get married?"
"How can there be so many fat girls? In a family like ours with so many beauties, fat girls are a rare commodity. Otherwise, how could my father like it?"
"That's true!" Wang Mian thought again, "You don't want to marry your third sister to me, do you?"
"Third sister is married long ago, and my nephew is as old as your bookboy"
¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª
Notes
¡¾1¡¿Traditional Chinese Medicine Four Diagnosis
The four diagnostic methods of traditional Chinese medicine refer to the "four diagnostic methods" proposed by Bian Que on the basis of summarizing the experience of predecessors, namely: look, smell, ask, and feel. These four diagnostic methods are still commonly used today, and are an important basis for TCM syndrome differentiation and treatment.
(1) Category of four diagnosis
Inspection: It is to observe the changes of the patient's spirit, color, shape and posture. "Shen" is the state of spirit and spirit; "color" is the expression of the external prosperity and luster of the five internal organs, qi and blood; "shape" is the sign of the body's abundance and weakness; This is to observe the patient's face, mouth, nose, teeth, tongue and coating, limbs, and skin to understand the patient's "God". Bian Que attaches great importance to and is very good at inspection, and ranks it as the first of the four diagnosis.
Auscultation: It refers to listening to the patient's voice, breathing, coughing, vomiting, hiccups, belching, etc., as well as smelling the patient's body odor, bad breath, phlegm, and urine with the nose.
Inquiry: It is to ask the patient about the onset and change of the disease, cold and heat, sweat, head and body sensation, urine and stool, diet, chest and abdomen, ears, mouth and other conditions. On the basis of summarizing the previous diagnostic methods, Bian Que invented and created the "palpable diagnosis method". "Historical Records" said: "To this day, Bian Que is the one who tells the pulse of the world." Sima Qian wrote a biography of a famous doctor, and Bian Que ranked first, which shows that Sima Qian respected Bian Que and attached great importance to the diagnosis method.
Palpation: It is pulse diagnosis and palpation. Pulse diagnosis is to measure the pulse and grasp the pulse condition. Palpation is to touch and press the diseased part of the patient's body surface with hands, and observe the patient's body temperature, hardness, softness, refusal to press or willing to press, etc., to aid in diagnosis.
(2) Detailed requirements
?No.1 The conditions that doctors must have
First, the fingers are flexible and can flex and extend freely.
Second, the thickness is uniform and the spacing is appropriate.
Third, the texture is delicate and sensitive to touch.
no.2 pulse diagnosis program
? First, time selection: Pingdan; fasting; rest for five minutes.
Second, the patient stretches out his hand: stretch out his hand and put it on the pulse pillow, which is at the same level as the heart.
Third, Ding Cun Guan Chi: The middle designated Guan radial styloid process is Guan; index finger is cun; ring finger is chi;
Fourth, floating and sinking: floatingskin; middlemuscle; sinkingfascia.
Fifth, lift, press and find: lift fur; press bone; find move.
Sixth, observe with your heart: ups and downsexterior and interior; late countingcold and heat; short and longyin and yang;
no.3 The principle of pulse diagnosis
?First, the lungs face the Baimai: the pulse is too deep, and the mouth is taken alone; the stomach qi is soft and powerful; the spirit qi is rhythmic.
? Second, the holographic theorythe law of holography
1. Left: Cunheart; Guanliver; Cunkidney; Cun abovehead; Cun belownature.
2. Right: Cunlung; Guanspleen; CunMingmen; Cun aboveneck; Cun belowlower limbs.
no.4 Pulse condition and main symptoms: analogy derivation
1. Floating 2, sinking 3, counting 4, late 5, slow 6, Hong 7, fine 8, slippery 9, astringent 10, short 11, long 12, string 13, tight 14, knot 15, generation 16, loose 17, Fork 18, volt 19, movement 20, sputum 21, disease 22, take off. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com)??; under the ruler root.
no.3 The principle of pulse diagnosis
?First, the lungs face the Baimai: the pulse is too deep, and the mouth is taken alone; the stomach qi is soft and powerful; the spirit qi is rhythmic.
? Second, the holographic theorythe law of holography
1. Left: Cunheart; Guanliver; Cunkidney; Cun abovehead; Cun belownature.
2. Right: Cunlung; Guanspleen; CunMingmen; Cun aboveneck; Cun belowlower limbs.
no.4 Pulse condition and main symptoms: analogy derivation
1. Floating 2, sinking 3, counting 4, late 5, slow 6, Hong 7, fine 8, slippery 9, astringent 10, short 11, long 12, string 13, tight 14, knot 15, generation 16, loose 17, Fork 18, volt 19, movement 20, sputum 21, disease 22, take off. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
- Previous pageCatalogNext page